Reposted by Mephtrixphil @philjamesson.com · 2has always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery 211570211
Reposted by MephtrixCannonball Adderall @echoloop.bsky.social · 24/08/2026He’s 100% wearing a walking assist device to support him, particularly on his right side. 22801194
Reposted by MephtrixRep. Dr. Jasmine Clark @jasmineclarkforga.bsky.social · 53mMaryland just released its own vaccine recommendations based on guidance from established medical and scientific organizations instead of the Trump administration. With unqualified leaders at the helm, states can and—should—step up to protect their communities.wypr.orgMaryland issues first-ever statewide vaccine schedule to push back against Trump administrationUnder new legislative authority, the Maryland Department of Health has issued a state-level vaccine schedule based on guidelines from the American Academy of Pediatrics and other leading independent e... 221052
Mephtrix @mephtrix.bsky.social · 26mBalancing my enjoyment of growing out my nails with oh fuck that contact lens wandered again 000
Mephtrix @mephtrix.bsky.social · 39mWhy are you trans? Wrong answers only. Kept falling asleep in meetings and I couldn't stand up bc boredom wood is a thing 020
Mephtrix @mephtrix.bsky.social · 44mThere is room for a response thats "you're right," "you're wrong" or "you're half right," but I think a response is required. 110
Reposted by MephtrixLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 1hIf you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has. 8745125
Mephtrix @mephtrix.bsky.social · 1hI'm still trying to work out whats going on with this but that is one HELL of an "Ooof" response friend-o 130
Mephtrix @mephtrix.bsky.social · 2hWe should get Dems to campaign on removing the OPM law that says you cant hire for government positions if the applicant doesn't have a degree. Look at what they're doing with the ones they have. 032
Reposted by MephtrixW.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 17hI think one of the undercurrents of our fractured political reality is that basically everyone has come to realize that the people who rule the world do not possess any particularly impressive level of intelligence or capability 1552526559
Reposted by MephtrixIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 13hBREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 11455251303
Mephtrix @mephtrix.bsky.social · 2hAnyway good morning I stayed up way too late last night and coffee wasnt going to be enough so I am pounding energy drinks all morning and praying I can make it home at the end of the day 120
Reposted by Mephtrixmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 4988741627
Reposted by MephtrixHaze Arquebus @reapthegirlwind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026finally, bugfuck nowhere 42557714
Reposted by MephtrixAinsley S @americanbeetles.bsky.social · 5hWhen you have a trombone and you’re about to make it everybody’s problem 14211
Reposted by MephtrixAnts Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 24/07/2026This reminds me of a youtuber I saw once complaining that Garfield Kart would shut down his computer with a controller plugged in and it turns out the problem was that the most upvoted steam config for Garfield Kart at the time was a community config that bound every button to "Shutdown Computer" 1135611376
Reposted by MephtrixHam 🌈🏳️⚧️🎨 @thehamofficial.northsky.social · 29/09/2026*stands autistically* 12708117
Reposted by MephtrixCoral 🪸🐶 @coral.dog · 28/09/2026Fun fact: Fruit Iterators isn't as good as "Recursive Chocolate Bites," but nobody really understands how to eat that cereal. 542568742
Mephtrix @mephtrix.bsky.social · 5h"I'm telling you you're campaigning wrong," the Trump said. "I will come down there and campaign for you. I will show you how its done." 100
Reposted by MephtrixJustin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 20hBoth Benny Johnson and Sean Hannity have now deleted their tweets claiming that Eric Schmitt put Jack Smith "on the spot" and set him up for perjury charges with his faceplant. 33885123
Reposted by MephtrixRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 21hJupiter Icy Moons Explorer xkcd.com/3304/ 121763251
Reposted by MephtrixStubobNumbers @stubobnumbers.bsky.social · 21hyoutu.be/cX_aUHMpQH8?...youtu.beHundreds of Beavers Is Now on Dropout [US Only]YouTube video by Dropout 011
Reposted by MephtrixAlice Screams @alicesqueaks.bsky.social · 21hTrying this one again silly Plunger 59024
Reposted by MephtrixKettlewick @kettlewick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Butchfemme furries #furry #furryart 333798
Reposted by MephtrixCrispy-Ghee✨️ @crispy-ghee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE One of my favorite scenes from O Brother Where Art Thou. I figured I should try to draw all 3 of the Soggy bottom boys, why not. #art #comic 362270654
Reposted by MephtrixPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 29/09/2026Very funny this happened right after Axios was like "lots of buzz about Schmitt for VP" this morning. 2013468535
Reposted by MephtrixLars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I thought I saw two lesbians once, but it turned out they were just hot air roommates. 0365
Mephtrix @mephtrix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Gdi I am literally just about to meeting hold this for me 040
Reposted by MephtrixCadence “Not A Coffee Civet” Andrysiak @supportourpoops.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ace Combat’s Missed Opportunities 1101
Reposted by MephtrixEvan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Definitely click through on this story for the quotes from the Third Way spokesperson, who AGREED Democratic candidates should NOT adopt Republican language on trans issues. I was floored - even tried to get Billie to put it in the headline. This is not just analysis, these quotes are news. 201262407
Reposted by MephtrixKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 29/09/2026I'm telling you, things are happening. 326546
Reposted by MephtrixFluffy red ball of tomfoolery 🔜 FP @melvischerrywolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My ADHD brain instead of locking into critical thinking, social skills, or career advancing: 18549160