Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 17hHalloween costumes: In: sexy cat Out: sexy James Joyce. 010
Reposted by Lars AndersenLars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I thought I saw two lesbians once, but it turned out they were just hot air roommates. 0365
Reposted by Lars AndersenLars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026John Fetterman looks like the guy they threatened to use if Rondo Hatton asked for too much money. 021
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026So, CNN, how did bending the knee turn out for you?static.klipy.comCurious Michael ScottALT: Curious Michael Scott 000
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Suddenly reminded of an old Bush era scandal, where they gave white house press credentials to a fake news-outlet from a pac, who asked questions like "how will you work with the democrats who have divorced themselves from reality?". I think he later turned out to be a gay sexworker? 110
Reposted by Lars AndersenLars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026If Dems are up against Republicans in a bigotry-off, they are not going to win. Republicans are just better at bigotry, dems can't gain votes by playing on their turf. 210411
Reposted by Lars AndersenBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Actual adult people who work in the mainstream press talk to this guy and take him seriously. He's a white supremacist, yes, but he's also just a premium sexless dork. 57795941213
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry has gone to the only place not corrupted by capitalism.static.klipy.comTim Curry Says SPACE!ALT: Tim Curry Says SPACE! 000
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026So long, Dolly.youtu.beDolly Parton - I will always love you (1974)YouTube video by WiZz Kiki 010
Reposted by Lars AndersenLars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Canada gooses bringing down the American government after they heard there's a bunch of pedophiles in charge, so they took matters into their own hands. As They Should! m.youtube.com/watch?v=w1ex...m.youtube.comLetterkenny | Season 4 | Canada GoosesYouTube video by Letterkenny Problems 011
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I am 40 fucking years old today, but I feel a thousand years older than yesterday. I am old and I am tired and I want to crawl into a deep deep hole and scream while being covered in dirt.static.klipy.comI Think You Should Leave: No Coffin PleaseALT: I Think You Should Leave: No Coffin Please 000
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Remember the guy that died from tasering himself in the balls while trying to loot the capitol? Good times. 000
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Like halfway through Arkham Knight, and I forgot I changed Robin's default skin, so this was a wonderful surprise. 000
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Not being able to make a Blade movie because you can't put like Spider-man or whatever in it is cinematic universe brainrot in Kevin Feige. Stick Mahershala Ali in a badass leather jacket and have him battle vampires in a long John Wickesque sequence, boom, one billion dollars. 010
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Farming Simulator 25 seems pretty fun, but man, after the brief tutorial, they do not want to help you. "So where do I sell this?" "What am i your granddad, who also won't help" "Alright, how do I buy lime and how do I spread it "figger it out"static.klipy.comFigure It Out Glaring MemeALT: Figure It Out Glaring Meme 000
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Playing hitster and drinking red wine.static.klipy.comKing's Famous Line: It's Good to Be the KingALT: King's Famous Line: It's Good to Be the King 000
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026youtu.beBaccara - Yes Sir, I Can Boogie (Starparade 02.06.1977)YouTube video by BaccaraVEVO 000
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Has anyone done a cursory tattoo check of Troy Jackson? 010
Reposted by Lars AndersenLars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026It's a socialist party, but we just hang out outside and smoke cloves. 011
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Wordlebot can fuck right off with that smug "that word is unlikely to be used in a wordle, but hey, good vocabulary" and then use a non-word like today.static.klipy.comJake Peralta's Pshaw! ReactionAlt: Jake Peralta's Pshaw! Reaction 0100
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Have anyone checked if Lindsey Graham actually has a sister, or are we about to see a Mrs. Doubtfire situation? 000
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026A few months ago, Lindsey Graham started raving and ranting during a meeting with danish PM Mette Frederiksen. Lots of salty language, demands about Greenland, and calling her "little lady". Frederiksen let him tucker himself out before calmly saying "if you are done, we continue the meeting". 141
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Ideal Letterboxd scenario would be that the founders somehow manage to buy it back, smosh style. If a mega corporation buys it, I'm outta there, back to spreadsheets. Never get so attached to a website that you can't leave it in 30 seconds flat. 000
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The tragedy of Lindsey Graham is that Leslie Jordan never played him on SNL. 110
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Project Hail Mary has a really solid soundtrack. 000
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Remember, everyone who wants to piss on Lindsey Graham's grave, let the people who want to dance on it go first. No one wants to dance in a piss-swamp. 010
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026People often thought Trump must have had dirt on Lindsey Graham, but I think the truth is far worse. Graham was just a little political parasite whose lips always hooked on to the most important ass in the room. He had no opinions of his own and he leaves nothing of any value. 110
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026youtu.beMr. Frump In the Iron LungYouTube video by Weird Al Yankovic - Topic 000
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I'm probably never going to do better on a #CluesBySam than this. 000
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Hanging out with Mitch McConnell at his beach-house. Look how obviously not dead he is. See, he's waving!static.klipy.comBernie's Poolside ChillALT: Bernie's Poolside Chill 000
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 05/07/2026They shrank Captain America's hog, on his birthday? 000
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Powerwash Simulator is for people who loved Super Mario Sunshine, but could do without all the jumping bullshit. 000
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Oh, absofuckinglutely not. Even if I weren't already offended by the whole proposal, I'm almost offended that it barely even sounds like Gene Wilder. They could probably have hired a fairly talented voice-performer and gotten a better Gene Wilder impression for a quarter of the price. 010
Reposted by Lars AndersenLars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 30/06/2026It does check out that RFK Jr. would relate to professional wrestlers. He too has to pretend about his job in public, he has hotdog skin, he has taken a lot of drugs, and he has serious brain injuries that people should worry about more. It was either right-wing politics or WCW.static.klipy.comStation19: Jack Gibson - Pretty Much The Same ThingALT: Station19: Jack Gibson - Pretty Much The Same Thing 021
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Had to say goodbye to my parents 15 year old dog. She was mostly deaf and had trouble walking, towards the end, but she was always a very good girl. RIP Molly. 020
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Is it possible that Tom Kean has run away with Elvira Nabiullina?static.klipy.comJared Padalecki: I'm Not Judging Man, Just InquiringALT: Jared Padalecki: I'm Not Judging Man, Just Inquiring 010
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Is there a system where, instead of me going to the dentist, the dentist hunts me down, shoots me with tranquilizing darts, does my teeth, and I wake up in my bed the next day? Like they do with wildlife.static.klipy.comMan falls dramatically in forestALT: Man falls dramatically in forest 000
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 09/06/2026All respect to Edward Bluemel, but as Poirot? Fuck that off. If you are looking for a new Poirot, obviously it should be Toby Jones, right?static.klipy.comDad's Army Compliment: You Look Lovely TonightALT: Dad's Army Compliment: You Look Lovely Tonight 000
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 02/06/2026If you asked me which castmember of Newsradio would be the most likely to ruin civilization and be responsible for untold deaths, I'd for sure have thought Andy Dick. 010
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 30/05/2026The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles must be so disappointed in Vanilla Ice.static.klipy.comDonatello's Doubtful ExpressionALT: Donatello's Doubtful Expression 000
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 29/05/2026When I first heard the name Flo Rida, I assumed it was a lady. A lady named Flo. 000
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Just found out that C&C Music Factory has neither C nor C anymore. Some guy stole the rights to be C&C Music Factory from the surviving C. Which makes him a real C-word. 000
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 23/05/2026My mother is starting to ask what I want to do for my 40th birthday in August. Apparently "dig a hole, crawl down, and scream until someone covers me with dirt" is not an acceptable answer.static.klipy.comI Think You Should Leave: No Coffin PleaseAlt: I Think You Should Leave: No Coffin Please just wet wet mud 000
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone. 000
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Bulgaria apparently saved eurovision? Get bent, Israel. 000
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 15/05/2026youtu.beClarence Carter (Official 4K Video) Strokin'YouTube video by MEMORY_LANE 010
Lars Andersen @lkjandersen.bsky.social · 30/04/2026So now everyone is racing to endorse nazi tattoo man?media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking at the camera with a serious look on his face . 000
