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𝔻𝕒𝕟 🏈🍻💀 @danmynrd.bsky.social · 8h
is 2000s Pop-Punk the True American Art Form? some say thats riduculous. Others would say those people are cowards without a heart
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 8h
me: I dunno, I still like the guys on the team but I'm sympathetic to the argument seeing the Dodgers win in the playoffs every year is boring (braves fans start doing the chop) me: General McPherson I summon and bind thee to these boys' bats. Claim your vengeance
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a fictional chart from 1995 to 2025 showing "guys who like sports" becoming more left-wing coded and "guys who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses" becoming more right-wing coded
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aLec robBins @alecrobbins.bsky.social · 11h
looked up mine and this is killing me lmao
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SpookyLightning @robbiejobobby.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Felt inspired
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 11h
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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RJ Pierce @racheljpierce.bsky.social · 16h
resident evil post credit scene
A two panel comic. Bryan from the Resident Evil (2026) movie is sitting on a bed in a hospital-looking room, with people in white coats standing nearby. One of the white coats has the Umbrella logo on it. Bryan is holding a cell phone up near his face, and saying, "Hey baby. Hi, so- No, no I'm okay but- Listen I just look... a little different. No I didn't get a tattoo. They said the rest might go away on it's own. He did kinda laugh after saying that though... But- Wait, just-." He's covered in bandages and has some visible stitches, as well as a couple extra eyes, an extra tooth sticking out of his cheek, and an extra tentacle-like appendage coming out of his back. That's gotta be the longest image description I've ever written LOL
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Ash in China @ashinchina.bsky.social · 22h
i do enjoy the loony tunes aspect of China's offroad community
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Freddie Jackson, the RnB legend known for multiple hits, including “You Are My Lady,” has died. He was 70
Freddie Jackson, the RnB legend known for multiple hits, including “You Are My Lady,” has died. He was 70
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A Warhammer 40K Techpriest, with a balloon that makes it look like he's saying the quoted post
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I drink vinegar 🥂 @melzipan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sign at ballgame saying THE STINKEES
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Pete Woods @thatpetewoods.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The reason people love the Ea-nāṣir story is less the vitriol and more the fact that we couldn’t be more culturally different from a 4000 years dead Sumerian but we can totally relate. It shows us that no matter our superficial differences people are just people.
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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THE BURNINATOR
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Angie @charmwitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[ Fortune's Weave ] || #fireemblem sighs, I had a vision.
Halvin and Dietrich from Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave in the stupidest fucking image ever. Dietrich is running at Halvin with high heels in a creepy garage. She's crying for her life.
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Orange Kitty House @ GWF 501 @orangekittyhouse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ehhehehhe.... get smited
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Sems 🦡 @semsational.gg · 05/10/2026
Just a reminder that I have a couple geeky crochet patterns available 🥰 the Hareball Shell from Destiny 2 is the one I'm showing off this week
A crocheted hareball shell from Destiny 2
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Trusty! 🐍 @trustyalt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lets rocking with mama 💕
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When you hit the second light switch in the bathroom or kitchen you don’t normally use: where the fuck am I
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Who Framed Roger Rabbit Whoframedrogerrabbit
ALT: Who Framed Roger Rabbit Whoframedrogerrabbit
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this is the most video game villain coded shot I think I've ever seen irl
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saba sabaton @ gateway fate 501 @sabato-n.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
drawing wherever i want part 3 or 4 or something
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Daniel Kay Hertz @danielkayhertz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Obviously I’m entirely made of Housing but a real good zoning reform we could make is re-legalizing corner stores on residential streets. Banned by the same 1957 code that banned ADUs, so maybe that’s next
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I drink vinegar 🥂 @melzipan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
RETRO REWIND
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 04/10/2026
delicious 🎨 #art #pokemon
Fanart of fuecoco and sprigatito from pokemon scarlet and violet 

Fuecoco is drinking paint and Sprigatito is telling them its juice
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Brhannada @brhannadart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This image in the replies was particularly funny to me
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 03/10/2026
I know most of you guys don't go on the other app but the pope posted an anti AI/ pro artists statement yesterday, and the ensuing cope and memes is really funny
Pope Leo XIV
@Pontifex

In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.2016: I will never fight a holy war

2019: Pope Leo I am ready launch me towards the nearest data centersome AI guy saying he makes christian children's books with AI asking the pope if that is ok then and someone posting a meme react with the pope holding a baseball bat saying 'did I stutter'
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i’ve got a new bit, now i just say “sorry i don’t speak chinese” in perfect chinese over and over until they get mad and hang up
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
after being ill for 3 days you start to get hysterical over stuff like this
a skull toilet that has the text 'spooky dookie?'

the word 'or...' in the middle'

a skull urinal with the words 'creepy peepee' over it
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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I drink vinegar 🥂 @melzipan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I unmuted her at the BEST time lmaoooo
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Nithya Raman @nithyaforthecity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LA is HOT. But does it have to be this hot? Did you know shade from a single tree can drop temps by 20° or more? Yet working-class neighborhoods like South LA, East LA, and the Valley get the least tree coverage and bear the brunt of extreme heat. Let's finally cool things down for everyone.
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I drink vinegar 🥂 @melzipan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Also, yes, we'll be able to rent out video games and consoles, but I want to get rid of this stack of broken vhs machines!
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I drink vinegar 🥂 @melzipan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Retro Rewind update isn't until November! Aaaaaaaaaaaaa I want to repair my vhs machines already!!
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 02/10/2026
Calling all NYC artists — painters, filmmakers, poets, musicians and more! Did you know our city provides grants to support your work every year? And this year, we're DOUBLING the amount — from $5,000 up to $10,000 per artist! Deadlines are approaching fast — apply today at nyc.gov/artistgrants.
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Viv Medeiros @vimeddiee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My free newsletter is out! I discuss my new tablet and show a bunch of stuff I drew 🤠 www.patreon.com/posts/171225...
Photo of the screen of a tablet featuring a cropped drawing that looks like a mercowboy of sorts
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Roz 🏳️‍⚧️ @rosenkranz.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
#xfiles a silly shitpost for your trouble
illustration of a little gray alien asking Scully and Mulder "and who is this Cunt you serve?" while tugging on Scully's sleeve. Scully looks affronted while Mulder smiles
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh hey. It’s October now. Did you get an advent calendar that educates you about snails while helping us educate people in Philly about our local biodiversity? Not yet?? Well what are you waiting for? It’s time for snail facts! SquidFacts.net
An 11 x 14” poster that is titled snail facts and advent calendar with 24 snail shells that you can scratch off featured a bunch of cutie patootie snails, like the candy, cane, snail and fire, snail and banana, slug and sea slugs and even
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penectomizer @scumsuck.at.app.wafrn.net · 25/09/2026
Rosemary's dad vlogs #art #winterfield #comics
Two panel comic in the style of youtube thumbnails.  

Panel 1: "Taking dad out for a walk" uploaded by winterbabby_78.  2.1k views, 5 hours ago.  Rosemary Winters (teenage version) from Resident Evil 8 is holding up a petri dish of black mold.  This is Ethan, her dad.  She smiles blankly, and behind her are her mom Mia with her chopped grinch fingers hair, and the government agent assigned to watch her, Chris Redfield looking dark and haunted.

Panel 2 "He escaped", uploaded 6 minutes ago.  The view is a distorted worm's eye view selfie of Rosemary looking worried and covered in blood.  Behind her, Chris is shooting a giant mass of mold and teeth, which is Ethan escaped from the petri dish.  Mia winters is yelling in the corner.
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Crow 🌿 @crowlines.net · 02/10/2026
Wet little doggy #art #pokemon
drawing of tiny vaporeon from pokemon
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
re1 playthrough vent art #residentevil
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anyone else feel like this
A digital illustration of a quetzalcoatlus perched on telephone wires among a flock of crows
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about this again and smiling
“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/10/2026
If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else
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Sems 🦡 @semsational.gg · 01/10/2026
We're fundraising for the Breast Cancer Research Foundation this month as part of #boobtober2026! You can catch me on twitch this month, and if you watch 6 total hours of watch time, you get the Boobtober train badge! We'll be participating in a raid train on October 23rd at 5pm eastern. 🎮💜
A graphic with BOOBTOBER 2026 at the top. It's dated October 1-28 at twitch.tv/semebay, and there are badges unlocked for 1 subscription or gifted, and one for 6 hours of watchtimeBoobtober raid train in support of the BRCF. 23rd to 25th of October. Join us in sharing breast cancer awareness and fundraisingfor the brcf!
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