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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
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Character Design References @characterdesign.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Animation by Masako Sakano (assistant)* | My Neighbor Totoro (1988) #penciltest #sakuga #genga #2danimation
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Character Design References @characterdesign.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Animation by James Baxter* | Steven Universe (2013 - 2019) #penciltest #sakuga #genga #2danimation
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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melissa @mellifera.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
she actually had a dedicated note in her phone keeping track of words she heard or read that are the same in french. french is so fucked up tho, what do u mean l'œil les yeux
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melissa @mellifera.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
my great aunt seems to be doing a lot better, thankfully. her granddaughter was there (what's the word for your dad's cousin's kid) and she's french so a fun activity to pass the time with a french person is trying to remember all the french origin words you can and cringing at the pronunciation 😅
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"You dare challenge me?"
A black-and-white cat stands upright on his hind legs on an ironing board, with his tongue slightly sticking out.
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jean says you can hold her hand for a few seconds (but she is busy and will need all her paws back soon)
A beautiful tortoiseshell cat is extending a very brave paw and looking at you very bravely
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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melissa @mellifera.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the buses here say "touch yellow tape to open doors", but all i can hear is "touch yellow" and immediately think of apollo the african grey
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The Intercept @theintercept.com · 09/10/2026
A member of Congress at the scene confirmed to The Intercept that there was a child in victim's car when ICE agents shot at it.
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ICE Agent on Scene of NYC Shooting Was Posing as Construction Worker, Eyewitness Says
A member of Congress at the scene confirmed to The Intercept that there was a child in the victim’s car when ICE agents shot at it.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 19/11/2025
ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
[bleary, drawling] "In my eyes/indisposed" [suddenly too zesty] "in DISGUISES NO ONE KNOWS"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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𝔫𝔬𝔯𝔞 𝔫𝔢𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔰𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔯 🏳️‍⚧️ @neurosismancer.gay · 07/10/2026
YOOOO LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO
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NYC moves to spend nearly $9M of gender-affirming care fund for minors
The funding is part of a $15 million investment announced in June as major hospitals retreated from providing such care.
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 07/10/2026
reading this, recalling how quickly the killing of Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman slipped out of the news
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Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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melissa @mellifera.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if someone tried to make me get an iphone, they could pay for it themselves lol
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 07/10/2026
Hispanic New Yorkers give our city its flavor, sound, & style. Where else do you hear Mixtec & Quechua on the same train? Smell chaufa & champurrado on the same block? See a Dominican barber give a Venezuelan kid a fade, a life lesson, & a new accent in one visit? Last night, we celebrated it all.
A crowd of Hispanic Heritage Celebration attendees talk and mingle at Gracie Mansion. Mayor Mamdani speaks to a crowd of Hispanic Heritage Celebration attendees at Gracie Mansion. Containers of plátanos en moleA crowd of Hispanic Heritage Celebration attendees cheer at Gracie Mansion.
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melissa @mellifera.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i have never heard of this guy in my life, why does he look like someone resized his face without selecting his head
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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melissa @mellifera.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
damn one of our cats just died and now my great aunt is in the hospital and probably not going to make it :-(
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s confusing that @theatlantic.com described this man as a “a lifelong Democrat who had voted for Trump for the first time in 2024” who when these are some of his very easily findable FB posts:
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melissa @mellifera.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
our kitty lisafer just passed 😞 she was 17.5 years old and a tiny, screaming void
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melissa @mellifera.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
disney owning everything makes for a tonally wild halloween list
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Science Magazine @science.org · 05/10/2026
Exclusive: A new analysis refutes James Watson’s claim that he was the first to recognize the significance of the famed photograph 51. scim.ag/4rTKck8
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How did Rosalind Franklin miss the helix in her iconic DNA image? She didn’t
New analysis refutes James Watson’s claim he was first to recognize significance of famed photograph 51
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Sanat Tarihi @sanatintarihi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stanisław Masłowski - Moonrise 1884 (National Museum in Kraków)
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Beatrijs Brouwer @beastlyworlds.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
A busy stall of flowers to wish you a very happy Easter / bank holiday weekend! 🌷✨ I painted this serious-about-plants tapir recently using gouache, something I’ve been wanting to use more of 🎨🖌️
A tapir wearing an apron and some serious side eye, standing behind a bright stall stacked with colourful plants and flowers.
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Baedelus @baedelus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shepherd of the New Blood
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melissa @mellifera.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i actually never saw it live (except when my mom was pregnant with me, i was kinda there). we had to make do with what we could get our hands on back in the day, no shame
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melissa @mellifera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if gerard butler's phantom had some skyrizi none of this shit would have happened (and we would have been spared the 2004 movie)
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If the argument for women should know better than to go into a rape den like a frat house, explain to me why a rape house like a fraternity is allowed to exist at all.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/10/2026
it’s amazing that there’s no crime anymore. if you do crime you’re actually just the victim for getting caught. the people who catch you are the criminals
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Little pumpkin thieves
Illustration of a fluffy skunk and possum carrying a pumpkin in their mouths
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 01/10/2026
Black text on white page that reads as follows:

New Yorkers who lost their SNAP benefits because of the federal government's expanded work requirements can reapply starting today, October 1.

To find out whether you're eligible to get your benefits back or qualify for an exemption, call 718-SNAP-NOW (718-762-7669), visit nyc.gov/ACCESSHRA, or use the ACCESS HRA app.
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Lyadrielle @lyadrielle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Preview of a full... Kof... spicy... Kof... sketch page available on my patreon. <3
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melissa @mellifera.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
fucked up when it's the birthday of someone you've known from the day they were born and they're turning 25
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melissa @mellifera.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
not for nothing but the battle of the pelennor fields lord of the rings the return of the king ost howard shore 2003 is the greatest
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
man, everybody knows who you are and we know that you know what's gonna happen after you publish her identity, cause you're in group chats with people who are gonna do it. the ship has sailed on your Intrepid Reporter act. you're a scumbag just like all your friends. stop being a coward and admit it
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Jewish Voice for Peace @jvp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The destruction of Gaza is the destruction of the whole world. The Israeli government, with the eager assistance of the United States, is laying the groundwork for for how we respond to genocide and atrocities in the 21st century.
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melissa @mellifera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i keep hearing an ad saying to not get loved ones something lame like flowers or gifts, make them something special customized for them that they'll truly love: a fucking AI generated song!!! i swear to god
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If Netflix really wanted its own Heated Rivalry, it would be making a lesbian romance about two WNBA players.
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Shux @shux-44.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Squirtle Pokemon Sticker :^
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Crow 🌿 @crowlines.net · 22/06/2026
It's so over ↔️ we're so back #art
drawing of a gray cat crying cartoonishly huge tearsdrawing of a gray cat bouncing happily
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melissa @mellifera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they're doing phantom off broadway here but there's no way i'd go to see it bc it's an "immersive" experience. there's a dress code and it's a masquerade... i do not wish to be perceived, even wearing a mask and a cape (apparently they lend out capes if ur dressed wrong lol)
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downchasm @downchasm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sorry that I haven’t gotten around to playing that critically acclaimed, massively influential game that is deeply important to you on a personal level, I’ve been sleepy for most of my life
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
yeah i am reasonably sure that i have a better chance of winning the democratic primary for president than rahm emmanuel
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Mali 💤 MCM London G-23 @sleepimali.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BUNS BUNS BUNS
Watercolour painting of a whole bunch of white bunnies with a sprout growing out of their backs in different silly moods, arranged neatly in rows on a white background
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The Fifth Dentist @fifthdentist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mamdani is hated by "centrist" dems not quite because he's liberal, but more because he's so unequivocal about Republicans being bad. There's no mealymouthed "i love ICE but I'd reform it a little" Rahmesque rhetoric coming out of his mouth. That drives the "centrists" crazy.
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