xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 25mit was this or a pill minder and I didn’t want to do that 100
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 22hplease explain to me why this isn’t a blinking yellow arrow? there was a solid forty seconds of no incoming traffic. 000
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 12/10/2026this cribbage game is fucking bullshit. no matter what trash I throw to the crib, I get slaughtered. never scores less than 8 per hand. normal difficulty. 020
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 10/10/2026we’re going to see resident evil because we both acknowledge scary movies are great date movies 110
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 07/10/2026oh wow they sell that blue dress in the abba museum gift shop 120
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 06/10/2026dunno if it's bad that I've ordered an old fashioned at the same bar three nights in a row now... tonight she asked if the bourbon she used last time was good or try something else. 030
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 05/10/2026same bar, different bartender, no heart. she WAS into me! (that’s what I’m telling myself) 020
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I am utterly incapable of looking normal in a photograph 050
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026picking up context clues in sweden (“not up” and “up”) 030
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026happy kanelbullens dag! (sweden's national cinnamon bun day) 100
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026lol at the dipshit who said "like you have any friends, liar" wth a top 1% commenter badge deleted his posts like a little bitch 000
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026why do swedish princess cakes look like boobs? 140
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026people watching I love boosters on this flight missing the best part 010
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 01/10/2026they never seem impressed when I quote the simpsons at the register 000
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I don't recognize the woman on the left but I'm pretty sure maya hawke and dakota johnson ain't gay... 000
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 25/09/2026the bar entertainment at fort st. george in seattle hasn’t changed in thirty years 000
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 23/09/2026scary movies are good for dates, it's like a cuddle cheat code (I'm the girl in this gif) 000
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 22/09/2026only I could complain about 60 degree sunny october weather in sweden 131
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 22/09/2026infuriating that I cannot dismiss this red dot I don’t want extra icloud I don’t use it please piss off 010
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 21/09/2026it was $4 at pink gorilla but it forces me I to do some bullshit tutorial I don’t want to do. just turn off all the bells and whistles and let me play rtts. this is horseshit. 140
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 20/09/2026somebody spent my entire two hour nap under the blanket and was very cozy 040
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“just wrap the pill in the treat and my cat will eat it right up” uhhhhh 061
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 17/09/2026not being able to pause this game for thirty seconds without fucking dying is going to be a HUGE issue for me 220
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 17/09/2026so fuckin’ dope that I paid extra for early access to dune awakening and it doesn’t fucking work 230
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 16/09/2026what scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it? 151
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 16/09/2026his email 100% said we were starting 9/15, there was no follow up. I *was* ironically wearing my “gaslight me daddy” tshirt, guess it wasn’t ironic. 100
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 15/09/2026got a random text from “pluribus” that just said “congratulations, carol” so I figure rhea got nominated for something? google ai is so fucking helpful. 120
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 14/09/2026always forget that my old white ass can’t handle “normal spicy” anymore 270
