Reposted by xian cochran𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 8h“I Was Crushing On Your Avi Then You Changed It,” a Bsky memoir. 211939
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 7hdunno if it's bad that I've ordered an old fashioned at the same bar three nights in a row now... tonight she asked if the bourbon she used last time was good or try something else. 030
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 8hI thought maybe I pulled the timing knob accidentally yesterday and that’s why it was so slow, but nope! just a shitty watch. 010
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 8hdeeply frustrating that the brand new fossil minimalist analog watch does not keep time accurately. by a LOT. it’s fifteen minutes slow since I reset it this morning. 110
Reposted by xian cochranErin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 10hCops 🤝 Chatbots Killing u, not doing math correctly while constantly doing pedophile shit 0103
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 05/10/2026if forced AI searches won’t give us a “fuck no” toggle the results need a downvote feature 000
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 05/10/2026same bar, different bartender, no heart. she WAS into me! (that’s what I’m telling myself) 020
Reposted by xian cochranReturn of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Happy Halloween! 👻 🧛♂️🧟♂️ 1324316
Reposted by xian cochranMax O’finnerty @danwinburn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Nazis, do your civic duty. Speed bumps are expensive. 020515
Reposted by xian cochranal-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026dennis hasturd is dead 1121
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I am utterly incapable of looking normal in a photograph 050
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026swedish kid on this tram wearing a seattle mariners hat for some damn reason 100
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I managed to stay up later than last night! granted last night I was asleep at 6pm… 000
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026they sell a pistachio red bull in sweden I’m scared to try 020
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026picking up context clues in sweden (“not up” and “up”) 030
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I did that every 10-15 minutes for the entire flight 000
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026happy kanelbullens dag! (sweden's national cinnamon bun day) 100
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026lol at the dipshit who said "like you have any friends, liar" wth a top 1% commenter badge deleted his posts like a little bitch 000
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026do I now have stuff downloaded to my phone now? yes. did that help me yesterday? fuck no. 010
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“imagine spending six hours looking at a chat instead of watching three movies in your phone” sure let me just hop on that janky wifi and download some movies. these fucking morons. 110
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m honestly looking forward to humanity’s extinction. get these illiterate motherfuckers away from me. 210
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“why did you keep trying to get ahold of them if you’d already decided you would t fly again?” bitch where did you get “already?” I clearly said I gave up after getting laughed at at the desk. that wasn’t my first reaction. 110
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026also means I can stop using that amex card, since it doesn’t do much overseas anyway and I was only using it for the air miles. 010
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026and why the fuck would I call them after the fact when I literally said “I will never fly delta again.” I won’t use anything they offer at this point. 110
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“why didn’t you just call customer service?” yeah they just LOVE it when you pull out your phone at 35k feet and start making calls. 120
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026vented on reddit about delta’s AI chatbot being a useless clanker and getting absolutely roasted. why the fuck are people apologizing for this AI bullshit? it’s awful and doesn’t work. pathetic clanker cucks. 480
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026slept a solid seven hours but now awake at 1am so watching the kraken in the dark 140
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026stay awake until 6pm stay awake until 6pm stay awake until 6pm stay awake until 6pm 010
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026why do swedish princess cakes look like boobs? 140
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026it’s alright. definitely not the best beer of all time. malty unfiltered pilsner that is very un-lagerlike. it looks like a hefeweizen, and I can’t place the malty aspect but it’s not lager. 020
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026found a brewpub with five different lagers. asked the bartender what she recommended, and she said the guest pils was her fave beer of all time even if it was a different brewery. 120
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026190km/h express train from the airport to stockholm center is dope as fuck. 030
Reposted by xian cochranlydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 03/10/20262027: u.s. invents triarrhea 315035
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026hoping for a cleveland/milwaukee world series but I know that ain’t happening 010
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026people watching I love boosters on this flight missing the best part 010
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026truly remarkable that whoever at delta I try to talk to they send me somewhere else. NEVER FUCKING AGAIN. 010
xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’ve been waiting “to be connected to a customer service agent” for six hours now. I’ve typed AGENT into the fucking prompt every 10-15 minutes since I boarded the flight six hours ago. so fucking done with delta. 110
