Reposted by martyNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 28/09/2026RIP Tupac, you would've loved Nintendoland. 739748
Reposted by martyStillsun Ark @stillsunark.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Just one of the optional dungeon entrances in our game! Would you dare to follow the flying insects inside? If you like the game's vibe, you can wishlist it on Steam 🔽 #JRPG #pixelart #indiegames #ドット絵 68329
Reposted by martyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I should be able to bonk my head to my dog's little head and download his thoughts that way. What kind of god doesn't put that feature in 432383163
Reposted by martyUncle Ian @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Happy 27th Birthday to the best console that never got a chance. Sega euthanized it before it had a chance to hit its stride, but what we got was amazing nonetheless. 514414
Reposted by martyPalette Swap @paletteswap.site · 04/09/2026Gamers who raised a Dark Chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle will not be admitted to heaven, according to the pope. paletteswap.site/dif... 531967
Reposted by martyPalette Swap @paletteswap.site · 02/09/2026Physicists are predicting humanity will unlock the ability to double jump before the end of the decade. paletteswap.site/dif... 1229142
Reposted by martyKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Cool, cool, I have a couple quick questions -- who's in charge of preventing food-induced illnesses right now and how good a job are they doing? 33564361333
Reposted by martydr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/08/2026why isn't there a national great big ass day 5184363
Reposted by martyNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 22/08/2026 152905566
Reposted by martyweinberg @weinbergs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026one time I watched 15 minutes of The Big Bang Theory while waiting in a doctor's office and I swear it made me want to run screaming like Daffy Duck. 4629316
marty @megamarty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026asshat. leaving the country to die to protect his neck. you’ve killed 350k people against your “beliefs”. fucking loser 000
Reposted by martyleftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Texans, don't let this poll fool you. You must get out the vote in Nov. Don't take anything for granted. Vote! Vote! Vote! New poll shows Talarico leading Paxton by three points, 51-48, and holding strong leads among key constituencies, including independent voters. bit.ly/4wabnYs 34747341410
Reposted by martyNeverway - COMING IN 2027! @coldbloodinc.studio · 29/07/2026our indie game: - hand drawn by Celeste's pixel artist - music by Disasterpeace - made on our own game engine - a slow-burning horror RPG - meet (or date) 10+ charming characters - fast-paced combat - customize your playstyle with crafted items and combat abilities 12377091527
Reposted by martyJonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 16/07/2026You just got a new fan Jordan. 3465482833
marty @megamarty.bsky.social · 16/07/2026YESSS I KNEW LIL TEXAS WOULD TAP RESE FOR A TRACK AHHHHH 000
Reposted by martyGWIZ 🎧🌙✨ @gwizofthestars.com · 14/07/2026for people not into sega IP the dlc characters for sonic racing crossworlds looks like this 495123722
Reposted by martyNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Wario you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you. 922751
Reposted by martyKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026HAPPY PRIDE! FUCK ICE! FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE! 114105881426
marty @megamarty.bsky.social · 26/06/2026@invisihole.bsky.social hey you haven’t been posting and i’m honestly worried 000
marty @megamarty.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Rocket Rese getting hiphop heads to listen to hardstyle is so wild 000
marty @megamarty.bsky.social · 21/06/2026if i already have to hold the fucking button to complete the fucking action, don’t ask me if i’m sure 000
Reposted by martyEric Ansley Díaz 🏳️🌈 @geekboyeric.bsky.social · 19/06/202634 years ago today, Batman Returns was released in theaters, giving the universe the perfection that is Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman. No one has ever looked this cunty on screen, before or since. #HellHere 1682406204
Reposted by martyPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 17/06/2026When you make 1 trillion dollars, you have won the game. They should give you a parade and a gold statue. And then take away all your money and you start New Game+ with tougher enemies. 714273567
marty @megamarty.bsky.social · 17/06/2026i just hit 3,000MW of power in Satisfactory and i’ll be admitting myself into a psych ward on thursday 000
Reposted by marty𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Director Ivan Reitman’s underrated sci-fi comedy ‘Evolution’ starring David Duchovny, Julianne Moore, Orlando Jones, Seann William Scott, Ted Levine, Ty Burrell, and Dan Aykroyd invaded theaters this week in 2001 👾 🧬 🪖 #OTD 4444644
Reposted by martyThe Dad Pat Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 04/06/2026It's true. I have solar. Last winter, since the sun doesn't come out in winter, our solar didn't work and we all died. It's summer now, obviously, so we're fine. Until night. When the power shuts off and we die. Like it did last night. We're fine today though. Nice and sunny. 1121212
Reposted by martyNBA @nba.com · 03/06/2026"You wanna rub my belly for good luck?" 😂 Guillermo & Wemby share a fun moment together during NBA Finals Game 1 Media Day. 763967526
Reposted by martyTopher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 31/05/2026"a goofy movie": a humble title. why it's not even necessarily "the" goofy movie. we simply, respectfully offer you this story for your consideration "doug's 1st movie": the hubris of icarus. the unbridled audacity to imply that this is only the 1st chapter of the Doug Cinematic Universe. pathetic 1285092146
marty @megamarty.bsky.social · 28/05/2026booking the double-bed room, having sex, then sleeping in the separate beds. am i loveless or is this the dream chat 000
Reposted by martyCatherine Welegi @welegi.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Metal Slug if it was Italian 534456821
Reposted by martyReactor Magazine @reactorsff.bsky.social · 04/05/2026May the 4th be with you 🌌 4353211060
marty @megamarty.bsky.social · 09/04/2026have laws for ads changed? all text stating such is tiny and much more missable than before. this is for every app 000
Reposted by martyonion person @junlper.beer · 05/04/2026i am hearing that on his deathbed donald trump received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. even now he…oh he’s still alive? he decided to just praised allah? 253253257
