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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 4h

Really bad at being sad (long story; in therapy). Going to sign off before I make jokes to pretend I'm not a little weepy. It's only wrestling but he was only year younger than me. Younger.

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 4h

I know I'm repeating myself, and you've already said it too, but AEW handles death with incredible grace and class without getting up its own ass. It's really impressive, but holy fucking balls, man. Look at their faces. They don't want to be good at this. #aewdynamite

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 16h

I watch a lot of wrestling. A lot. My buddies watch clips and comment when they see something. We are all wrestling fans. There is no show, company or wrestling fandom that qualifies you to enjoy something officially. If you think it's fun and watch one clip a decade, you're a fan.

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 17h

AI software has never gotten busy in a Burger King bathroom. Fuck AI.

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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 28/09/2026

Tony Khan live streamed his speech about PAC/Ben Satterly at tonight's ROH tapings in Jacksonville. Heads up: This will probably make you cry.

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I load my groceries into a fucking tshirt cannon, open the door and hope for the best. This is not even remotely realistic. This is made to make you feel bad about yourself. That's smart advertising, but you're not required to internalize something so cartoonishly fake. You're doing fine.

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I don't know if I'm good at making whoopie or if I have a big ding-dong...but I've never felt the need to purchase a motorcycle or pickup truck, so I'm guessing I'm at least average.

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Guys, Cecil Nyx is my favorite modern wrestler by miles and miles.

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I read a lot of mysteries, so every once in a while I think I'd be a stellar Private Detective... Until I remember dealing with dozens of private eyes back when I was a counselor in a drug rehab for rich people. I think you're required to have a porkpie and a ponytail, and be a massive dweeb.

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Oh shit, what's up, cool looking spider?

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm starting to do old man shit. I looked at the clock, decided it was too late for coffee, and made myself a cup of decaf Sanka. I shouldn't be drinking this black. It sucks. (I keep Sanka for making chocolate ice cream, it doesn't just show up after 40) I was 26 like, a second ago. What the hell?!

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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Fuck it. Hot Steve is probably the best wrestling name for Hot Steve. #aewdynamite

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Prince Nana is proof that you never actually need to stop doing your best work. ROH legend, loved him in college. Climbing the ranks of the best manager every second he's on screen. #aewdynamite

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Happy Bisexual Day of Visibility. People say the weirdest shit to you guys. You have incredible patience.

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Other dads feed junk food to their kids. I HAND CRAFT junk food for mine.

MOTHER FUCKING CORN FRITTERS!! Pretty oily, but CRUNCHY. Minor spots of scorching, but that's sometimes the best part.

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If America yelped for help, Ryder would leave us on "read."

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"Criminals on the run end up in a bar and there are a lot of scary monsters outside but maybe the real scary monsters are the humans because some of them are bad too" is a genre with a lot of entries in it and they are all good.

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I'm seeing the phrase "trans debate" floating around again. Exhausting. All Americans are entitled to equal rights. Being anti anybody is fucking stupid/super unAmerican and they are unfit for public office You support our trans community or I don't check your box. I love Americans. Easy peasy.

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Tubi has a "Skip Intro" option for Tales from the Crypt and frankly that's ridiculous.

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Wait a minute, you told me I was getting #aewCollision, but this is Dark: Elevation with a budget!! I love this.

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I actually watched Evolve. Zayda has a ton of natural talent, and would have excelled in NXT. But Zayda needs harder matches. She has grown so much in such a short amount of time and needs these non-squash Main Event talent losses. Great match, go Zayda! #aewcollision

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We need to start talking about Myron Reed in the same conversations as the Macho Man. Even at high speeds, even when he appears frazzled, his precision never waivers. He's also got the clear body language. A top ten tv match of the year. #aewcollision

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Total outside chance of this happening, but I want Thekla to get desperate and cheat to beat Zayda. Let's get Zayda lurking around the Collision midcard for a bit. Slowly get her losing some championship matches on TV, gauge it. She 100% has the goods. She can take a belt sooner than later.

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

One of my favorite days of the year. Cider donut day. My stomach is killing me.

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Maple Leaf Pro Psycho Mike is great, but Mystery Wrestling Psycho Mike feels like if Psycho Mike was a character in a 90s indie comic. He already kinda looks like he was drawn by Jim Mahfood.

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This is wrestling Clap clap Clapclapclap.

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I'm watching the music video for "Virtual Insanity" and I miss when music videos were creative. Even if they aged and got corny. They were trying. "Around the World," same deal. Bring back visual arts.

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Easiest way to lose my vote is to ignore trans folks. I'm straight I'm cis I'm married Have a kid Own a house and a couple cars I'm not the fringe voter. I am a middle class rural Midwesterner. Take care of all my fellow Americans. No caveats.

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You didn't kiss my imaginary friend good-night.

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

When Taker's streak got broken, I was at a buddy's place. He was so upset that he kicked us all out. Funny now, but I will never understand getting THAT upset over ANYTHING. Which is why it's weird to watch my neighbor spiral while cry/betting on sports on his phone. Why not just enjoy the game?!

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Can we have a PPV where Kyle O'Reilly just has super fun matches with literally the whole roster? That guy is just good clean fun.

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I love matches where the outcome does not matter. I'm just going to scream at my tv screen.

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Bandido is wearing dad's cool jacket to the pizza parlor.

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Nick Wayne is always so incredulous when he loses. I like him and I like his character!

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Mystery Wrestling scratches the same itch as the VHS mixtapes my friend Greg's hot sister used to supply us with. Minus the bumfights and bizarre Japanese pornography. This is a good thing. Too many years of WWE made people forget that wrestling is a carnival act. It's SUPPOSED to be this fun.

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

But girl...I really love you. This time I'm really sorry. I think...I think you're the one.

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Is "hot coffee" still a euphemism?

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My Raffi hot take is that Baby Beluga is a dogshit song. I said it when I was six, I'll say it at 41: dude had almost exclusively bangers, but Baby Beluga is really stupid.

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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Can we please stop doing this? I made a comic about it and everything!

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I'm really happy to hear it because I think he's a good fit, but honest to god I thought he would (and, personal opinion, SHOULD) run the indies for a year or two. Put this man in a feud with Moriarty and it'll be fireworks.

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I'm putting $100 on whatever moral-free betting app will allow me to bet on Mitch McConnell being replaced by Rick Bogner: the REAL Mich McConnell.

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"The Bastard" Pat @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

So I'm watching the House Always Wins show. I know I'm hard on AEW Matt Hardy because he sucked so bad as a wrestler that I almost forgot how bad he also sucked at being a manager.

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All Elite Wrestling @allelitewrestling.com · 13/09/2026

#AEWCollision - 8/7c on TNT & HBO Max The Butcher Battle Royale AEW Stars compete in a Battle Royale to honor the man w/ the most Battle Royale eliminations in AEW history, The Butcher! The winner receives $100,000 to donate in Andy's name to a charity of their choosing, TONIGHT!

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