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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 11m

oops! i went looking for things that would hurt my feelings and then i found them

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 9h

i get all the exercise i need by hanging on by a thread

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Oh HEY, it’s so lovely to— Ah. You’re waving to the person behind me.

Skeleton decoration arranged so it’s got one arm up waving hi

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 6h

All my bills are due/past due. Nothing in the job front. Kids needs a haircut bad. Car is fucked up but I keep having to drive it to DoorDash for bare necessities. But I’m great, how are you?

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 9h

a totally irreverent comedy troupe called super silly us

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 10h

I bet I’m the woman of your dreams if by dreams you mean a terrifying state where you can’t tell if you’re asleep or you’re awake and I’m an evil spectre driving you to madness.

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Do you guys think “Bluesky Elder” should go before or after work experience on my résumé?

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You can't be dropping fire posts on the www and be hot. People hate that.

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 11h

Opposite side of the same coin, but I’m sick of eating

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I hope the apocalypse comes soon I'm so sick of pooping

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Bird flu? No shit Sherlock, that's what they do.

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 15h

My neighbor did this to her car. Presumably for Halloween? What happened to a funny little pair of witch legs sticking out of your trunk or something?

An older model white Mercedes covered in fake blood and police caution tape parked on the street in a residential neighborhood

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

What’s wrong? Well, it’s probably chiefly that “you had food and a bed, didn’t you?!” is what my parents considered adequate parenting.

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Hi! I am once again casting as wide a net as possible because I don’t know how else to reach 6,000 people at once that doesn’t involve public indecency. I need a job, like yesterday.

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Do you guys think “Bluesky Elder” should go before or after work experience on my résumé?

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Why is it always men who don’t have headboards who are afraid of “gold diggers”? My brother in Christ, what gold?!

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Why is it always men who don’t have headboards who are afraid of “gold diggers”? My brother in Christ, what gold?!

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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm feeling this way 😤🥺

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Me: well, you’re a talkative little guy Cat: *translation* On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Hold on, let me dumb it down a bit for you.

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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

telling my friends i need better friends

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈 The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy But here's my number Just incorporate it into the pentagram before reciting the summoning incantation

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The brewers game is on tonight and I don’t feel like cooking. Woe is me

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The year is 1983. We just ordered our very first Domino’s Pizza. Mom set the timer on the brand new microwave for 30 minutes. We all sat around the kitchen table, just waiting, hoping we would get a free pizza. But nooooo. Fuck you Dominoes.

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Oh yeah, I can’t remember what genesis days about which God created the noid

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

So then it’s fair to say they avoided the noid?

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

No it isn’t bc idk who that is. Maybe that’s YOUR season

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It’s almost time for me to morph into Frank Gallagher until spring!

The character Frank Gallagher from the TV show shameless. he’s middle-age now facial hair and a beanie. He’s wearing a shirt a hoodie and a jacket.

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Me, getting in the car and low tire, oil change, low fuel, and low wiper fluid all chime.

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Oh, to be a tree in autumn, gracefully shedding my worries one at a time and then slumbering for half the year.

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 28/11/2025

[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Charlie, please reveal yourself. 🖤

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Oh, to be a tree in autumn, gracefully shedding my worries one at a time and then slumbering for half the year.

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

So I’m gonna need people from Illinois to stop moving to Milwaukee and then saying it’s just a “mini Chicago”. I’ve lived in both and it’s not and if you’re gonna move here then at least respect our local culture.

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Dude, shit is so grim, I’m about to put fucking laundry detergent on my Amazon wish list 😩😭

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

How about those fucking BREWERS?!?!

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I put in one of my other cards, even though the funds weren’t available on it thinking like a valid card number would be good enough, but no, they tried to run the amount right away and since it didn’t go through, I still couldn’t download an app. Crazy.

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Lance Said This @lancesaidthis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Had their financial situations been reversed and the breaks in their career paths gone a different way, we might very well have been drinking MR. Pepper and DR. Pibb.

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