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@chrissayshi.bsky.social
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 5h
oops! i went looking for things that would hurt my feelings and then i found them
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 6h
am i supposed to call ashley quai “ashley“ or “quai”
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 8h
the hyrox diarrhea conversation is just now getting pretty intense on Goose
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 17h
who up cracking open a lunchtime dc
me holding up a Diet Coke and in the mirror you can see me in a jock but it’s out of focus to obscure various flaws
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 19h
let me know if there’s anything you guys want me to post about today and i’ll see if i can get to it
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
who up making an exact replica of their house as a house in the sims and then making a version of yourself as a sim and then building a pool and making your sim swim to increase their body score and then taking out the ladder
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
who up tidying up their footpaths in roller coaster tycoon
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ina garten could be a german person’s name, but it isn’t
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
what the fuck is hotel chocolat and why are there so many of them
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the rest of sterling cooper to pete campbell:
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
let's take a break!
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
picture of tree doing better than picture of butt. gay guys are gonna ok after all
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
is it a new moon yet or do i have to think of a diff caption
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“she’s just a girl and she’s on fire” - the first line of alicia keys’ “girl on fire”
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
psychiatrist commended me for excellent notetaking today
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
they were ripping out a dead tree and then planting a new tree during my haircut and all the boys at the barbershop turned their chairs so we could watch them use big machines to rip out the old tree (this is the new tree). earnestly one of the most exciting days at the barber tbh 10/10
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i had a post to post but i would have had to redact it so heavily before it was fit for the public that it simply would not have said anything
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
clocked by the co-star notification while online shopping once again
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
do you guys know that song that’s like “ass ass titties titties ass and titties”
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ex-oomf saw his psychiatrist’s penis in the bathroom at the club. and it was big. there’s really nothing we can do with this information other than try to have a good week.
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
britani bateman is what happens if bravo had been around in the time of florence foster jenkins
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
four sleeps til oomfsmas
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it is *also* frankie’s birthday today, which i *am* legally allowed to post about, so here are some photos from her 9th birthday party which took place earlier this morning
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i couldn’t figure out how to get verizon presale access for crj tickets so i am just kind of putting it in god’s hands at this point
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
happy birthday to live-in oomf who explicitly told me he doesn’t want any attention for that so instead please check out this glowing review from earlier in the year and give @ryanburkett.bsky.social attention in that way:
Ryan wins the all-time "oh this
person is low-key incredibly hot"
award in my life
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a gay guy in the movie avatar (2009) who is pretending to be human on the apps, after sending a dick pic:
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yes of course i have seen michelle branch singing “stay” with lisa loeb but please never stop sending it to me anyway
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
poor people at a casino:
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
has anyone seen what Goose is like on iPhone Duo
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
nearly perfect weather outside today, bluesky user chrissayshi posts from the couch inside with the shades drawn
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
does anyone know why my smoke detector keeps chirping every 12 hours even after i changed the battery
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
good? morning?
me in briefs and glasses
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
government hoka
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
players gon play by 3lw — have you heard?
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
baby girl are you a one point ticket on a thursday cuz i’m trying to pick u up
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
9 albums (physical media edition):
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
for my Big Outing yesterday i went to burger king and got chicken nuggets and they were bad
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a baby shoe company’s marketing department, quarterly:
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i ordered underwear online and it said it was delivered today but it lied
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
who thought up the name “samantha” like what a wild combination of sounds to put together. but you know what? knocked it out of the park 10/10 name
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
clearsky is down so i can't even get the tea
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if the guy wearing a singlet to bench press at equinox lc sees this: thank you for all you’ve done i hope you have an amazing day
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i recently learned there is a m*lly b*z collab with sweetgreen which has to be so exciting for someone who went into a coma in 2018 and just woke up
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
does anyone want to hang out this weekend i am really bored and sad but no worries if not
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
jocktoberfest
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i wore a really incorrect jacket in the rain and now my clothes are damp in a way that seems unceasing
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me at chili’s when the fajitas walk by but i’m trying to tell a story:
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is a @anthelonious.bsky.social and @ryanburkett.bsky.social trap somehow i just know it
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
does anyone want to get really drunk and scream at/into the lake
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gm! lookin for somethin to do
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