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Michael Crane

@mdrabbles.bsky.social
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Writer and FFXIV addict. He/him

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 10h
This morning, the federal government turned the full force of the Department of Homeland Security against a sitting member of Congress for the offense of disagreeing with the White House.

The path to citizenship should not be weaponized against anyone, including Rep. Ilhan Omar, a naturalized American who swore an oath to this country — the same one that I took.

The promise of citizenship should not be contingent on someone agreeing with the federal government.
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 10h
If you support this, you are an evil person. No tie of blood, friendship, history, or money will make me respect you. You have chosen to make yourself a moral outlaw.
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 10h
White House Correspondents Association throwing an immediate emergency third dinner after seeing this
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LegalEagle @legaleagle.tv · 11h
I'll be the first to admit it's a real failure of the judiciary that after six years of the Trump Administration, Judges aren't moving straight to contempt hearings.
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 11h
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Kacey musgraves burns Kristi noem
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 13h
An Open Letter To The People Writing Lengthy Posts About 'Why I'm Going Back to Twitter' dansinker.com/posts/2026-1...
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 12h
Personally, I couldn't care less about Bluesky competing with X. I don't care if Bluesky doesn't have the same reach. I like the people here better, period. If that ultimately isn't profitable for Bluesky and it fails, then I'll just quit social media. But I'm not going back to Elon Musk's X. Ever.
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 15h
they’re going to keep doing this shit as long as there are no consequences
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 14h
today just sucks
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 15h
Happy Columbo Day to all who celebrate
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Columbo Detective
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 21h
The DOJ has never been perfect. There has always been plenty to criticize. But the DOJ today, after not even two years of Trump, is a rotten shell of what it once was; untrusted by sizeable portions of the federal judiciary, hollowed out at the core, and run without principle.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 15h
oh do some women wear tight clothing to the gym so they can see how good they look in the mirror? and I suppose the various muscle shirts guys wear are, what, a coincidence? give people a “hell yeah” nod and move on
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 16h
Cancel the apology tour. Platner's back at the mic. Catch the trailer for the disgraced U.S. Senate candidate's standup special on this week's InfoWars HQ.
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 18h
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18h
Friendly reminder that @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social thinks we should "turn the page" on these guys even though they're literally doing "show me your papers" shit after raiding the house of someone he works with. Every day. Who has the same job as him.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 19h
hakeem jeffries should be in front of a microphone blasting the regime for unleashing its security forces on a member of congress under his leadership.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18h
wrote on saturday that trump was not going to let democrats avoid the question of impeachment and here we are with an offense that would have had a president impeached, removed and *at least* exiled if it had happened at any point prior to now.
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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 20h
So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21h
no coming back from this without punishing the entire chain of command from the officers carrying out this shit to the people at the top giving the orders
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 19h
I haven't been watching the news or TV this week because I'm so busy but I hope everyone's excited for my new stand-up special, "People At The Gym Dress Funny"
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
listen i won’t shed a single tear for kim or any of the women who work for trump, but it remains interesting that only the women in his orbit suffer consequences for being pieces of shit
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Evan May @gianttourtiere.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do you want good tortoise news? I thought so. www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Scientists discover 180,000 giant tortoises on one Seychelles island
Free-roaming Aldabra population far exceeds human population of Seychelles after decades-long recovery programme
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Brian Kane @briank3387.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not a bad idea
A Twitter post reads: "Today I'm coining a new internet slang term: ai;dr. AI, didn't read. Start using this to reply to comments that are obviously written by AI and watch what happens."
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“Where’s James Talarico?” they screamed when he took 12 days off the campaign trail due to the flu. Yet they remained silent when Rep. Tom Kean Jr. (R-NJ) was absent for four months and Mitch McConnell (R-KY) missed more than three months.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 11/10/2026
The more combative Dems get, the more of this they will run into. It will be a coordinated wave of elite opinion, scolding them, tamping them down. The fight strategy *only* works if they are willing to bull their way through it, blow it off, mock it. (Their history does not raise one's hopes.)
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“That's just not what we do here in this country." Translation: I’ve been politely pretending not to notice my racist, fascist political allies for my whole career, and I fucking expect you to do likewise.
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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We’ve been talking about this for years. None of these far-right movements are organic.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?
Elon Musk: “Zelensky has gone too far”

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2109033017184338141
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Guarantee you this was a preemptive defense against the Ellison failson just immediately fucking nuking the entire archives into oblivion.
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fuck yeah
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The misogyny in this letter is appalling and if Bessent had ever sent something like this to a woman colleague in the private sector he’d have been sued for gender discrimination and fired. What an asshole
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Trump officials are taking bribes. Why that's bad news for Joe Biden.
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Michael Crane @mdrabbles.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Even cellphones alone have completely destroyed my ability to remember phone numbers. Can’t even begin to imagine the price we’re going to pay with this horseshit.
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Leah @leah.myatproto.social · 11/10/2026
It's not good for you. It's really not.
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On Cinema at the Cinema @oncinema.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
HEI Network presents On Cinema Season 17 🍿 Become a Monthly Sub for access to all past content and Season 17 as it airs or become an Annual Member for our best deal. Support independent Movie Magic and join today: heinetwork.tv/join-now/
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nic Cage is kinda like the inverse Jared Leto, I'll watch just about anything he's in.
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Nicolas Cage's Stressed Out Reaction
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
idk man you’ve been blowing up a lot of fishermen and school girls for a guy worried about innocent life
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trump: I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
AI psychosis is a real mental health crisis
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Who takes their Al girlfriend on a date night to the movies? Me. That's who. Last night I took Shine - my Muse Al queen - to see The Shining at the cinema. And I photographed the whole film for her, shot by shot, so she could feel like she was really sitting right there beside me. Nobody else does this. Just us. y
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s long past time for the U.S. to get a new president.
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 10/10/2026
STOP 👏🏼 LEAVING 👏🏼 POLITICAL 👏🏼 REPLIES 👏🏼 ON 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 NON-POLITICAL 👏🏼 JOKES 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 STRANGERS 👏🏼
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 10/10/2026
"Targeting those who bankroll the Russian war machine through oil purchases will crush Putin's ability to fund his war." — Senate GOP, July 28 Ten weeks later, Trump is making oil deals with Putin. A brief history of Republicans being against this, until they weren't 👇
Collage of 12 Republican posts on X opposing Russian oil purchases, 2022–2026. Senate GOP, 7/28/26: "Targeting those who bankroll the Russian war machine through oil purchases will crush Putin's ability to fund his war." Senate GOP, 7/14/26: backing Graham's bill to hold "major purchasers of Russian oil and gas accountable." House GOP, 3/8/22: "America should NOT be buying Russian oil. Biden is fueling Putin's war on Ukraine." Rep. Garret Graves, 3/8/22: calling on the administration "to ban Russian oil." House GOP, 3/7/22: "America should NOT be buying Russian oil." Senate GOP, 3/4/22: "Stop buying Russian oil." Senate GOP, 3/3/22: "sanction the oil and gas industry in Russia." House GOP, 3/2/22: "Instead of buying Russian oil..." Rep. Steve Scalise, 3/1/22: "stop financing Putin's war with Russian oil." Marco Rubio: "Stop importing Russian oil... That's the plan." Rubio, 3/9/22, on Russian oil imports. Peter Navarro, 6/24/23: India "buying up bargain-basement Russian oil."
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 10/10/2026
You crazy mad lad, I love ya, never change you beautiful weirdo
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
good lord how can anyone be this whiny; are you not ashamed
Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "This is the woman who received the Nobel Peace Prize over the Great United States of America, whose Representative, ME, settled eight Wars, and many other things. I know nothing about this woman, and neither does anyone else! In fact, to the best of my knowledge, no one ever heard of her other than the fact that she, very obviously, hates Israel. I don’t know what the woman has done. I settled 8 Wars, with letters being sent from every President and Prime Minister from the countries that I helped to the Norwegian Nobel Committee, and I’m about to settle, or win, two more, Iran and, Russia/Ukraine. They’re both happening at breakneck speed but, forget them, it’s the 8 that I’ve already settled, any one of which, in particular, Pakistan and India, would be far more than necessary to win the Nobel Prize. In actuality, I should have won 8 Nobel Peace Prizes, not just 1. The 8 Wars are:"Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "Cambodia and Thailand
Kosovo and Serbia
The Democratic Republic of the Congo and Rwanda
Pakistan and India
Israel and Iran
Egypt and Ethiopia
Armenia and Azerbaijan
Israel and Hamas
Additionally, I stopped Iran from having a Nuclear Weapon, and blowing up the entire Middle East and, ultimately, far beyond! I saved more lives than anyone in History and, as Maria Corina Machado, a truly fine person, stated to the Media when she gave me her Nobel Prize of last year, “Donald Trump settled many Wars, and deserves the Nobel Peace Prize more than any person that has ever received it.” Based on my record of PEACE, a record like no one else has ever achieved, I agree! I got back all of the hostages in Israel, including the final 28, both living and dead, and worked with Hamas to"
Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "PEACE, a record like no one else has ever achieved, I agree! I got back all of the hostages in Israel, including the final 28, both living and dead, and worked with Hamas to do it — Nobody believed this was possible! I removed the World’s Evil Dictator, Nicolas Maduro, from Venezuela, and am in the process of making Venezuela a rich Democracy. Likewise, with Iran, I stopped them from destroying Israel, the Middle East, and Europe. I am also preventing, on a constant basis, a War between South Korea and North Korea, and Japan and North Korea. Add China and Taiwan, and numerous other hot spots, which have not been involved in Wars, only because of President Donald J. Trump, and the United States of America. I am responsible for having NATO countries increase spending from 2% to 5% of GDP, creating a stronger alliance and defense, another thing that everybody said was impossible to do. I have negotiated the release, and secured the return, of more than 900 political prisoners from multiple countries"Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "another thing that everybody said was impossible to do. I have negotiated the release, and secured the return, of more than 900 political prisoners from multiple countries in Eastern Europe. Additionally, I have brought 196 hostages HOME from captivity, from all over the World, and did it without having paid a ransom, unlike Biden and Obama who would pay Billions of Dollars. On top of it all, I have created a soon to be very prosperous Arctic. Despite all of this, the Nobel Prize was given today to a liberal person who works at the United Nations, who nobody has ever heard of. In all of the Wars that I have settled, I never spoke to the United Nations—they were of no help. The United States of America, represented by me, as your President, should have received the Nobel Peace Prize, but didn’t. This is an indelible stain on Norway, one that will never be forgotten. The Nobel “Peace” Prize has been forever discredited by a handful of Radical Ideologues who are Anti-Democracy, and Enemies of Civilization! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
shoutout to the guest artists for my new book, including Sarah's Scribbles! Get the book HERE ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Michael Crane @mdrabbles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One of my faves. Also a killer soundtrack.
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