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AndyInBrum

@andyinbrum.bsky.social
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For a lot of my posts today, please note that “you absolute fucking moron” is at the end, but silent

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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Does HMRC now have a look at Shitty to see if they’re owed anything from the financial shenanigans?
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Scott Wortley @scottwortley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
10/10. No notes.
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dear James Workshop - I desperately want this mug. But I’m not spending £60 on it you mad bastards
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
An explainer for our American friends youtu.be/5u4hAxi5b6o?...
youtu.be
"You Went Dogging?!" | Peter Kay
YouTube video by Peter Kay
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You lot were wanging on about Country Music no one’s heard of yesterday, but none of you have mentioned how fucking good the choreography on this is youtu.be/kPnN4IE_a98?...
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GENER8ION feat. Yung Lean Perform "STORM" | 2026 VMAs
YouTube video by MTV
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 28/09/2026
genuinely can’t remember for the first so Americans, without searching, what do you think these two things are
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nothing says the 3 Day special military operation is going well in its 4th year than having to hide how badly its only main access to foreign cash and income is being murdered by the UKEs
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T-Rexit @t-rexit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Chortle 🤭
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
955 in queue
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Warwks need 1 more wicket to win the championship
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
SLT when they complain I haven’t done the IEP’s and I point out that a) I’m currently the only permanent member of staff in the class; b) I’m part time and I only work 9-3; c) they wanted pupil passports, reg plans and pink folders all sorted as well and
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Detectorists isn’t on that list so the list is invalid
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Got an oasis code lads
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Oasis Manchester
ALT: Oasis Manchester
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Raluca Terry-Enescu @ralucahippie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can't remember where I've seen it. Public health/epidemiology research presentation. Was supposed to be "Rate of STDs in men who have sex with men"-instead it said "in men who have sex with me". Then: "A random sample of 500 participants took part in the study".
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Been playing Wardogs for a week, it’s really fun, much more team work orientated than battlefield. It’s basically Minecraft with curves.
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WARDOGS
ALT: WARDOGS
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Simple things like electrification and gas removing the need to use coal for heat means that not only does cooking take a lot less time, you’re not having to lug coal around to fill the oven or fireplaces, it’s also clean and doesn’t require days of cleaning everything
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There’s either going to be no goals or 5 in Spurs/Villa
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tabletop tactics have their new Space Marine Codex battle report, against the Orks. It’s a zinger youtu.be/u9d7RlroH1w?...
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**NEW CODEX!!** Space Marines vs Orks | Warhammer 40k Battle Report
YouTube video by Tabletop Tactics
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Going to have a second teenager in the house tomorrow #PrayForMe. Have already showed him Kevin turning into a teenager. youtu.be/dLuEY6jN6gY?...
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Kevin becomes a teenager - BBC comedy
YouTube video by BBC Studios
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My eldest is 18, he’s disabled, he’ll never go to uni, seeing bunch of friends’ kids going off to uni has properly hit home this week. Delighted for them, I loved uni, but for the first time in a long time his condition’s also made me quite sad.
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
youtu.be/04clpd7h0b0?... a simple proportional punishment
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Football Hooligans
YouTube video by chickensh1t
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?
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Dunkirk Wwii
ALT: Dunkirk Wwii
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
TimeGuessr #1203 — 46,819/50,000 1️⃣ 🏆9,981 · 📅 0y · 🌍 929m 2️⃣ 🏆10,000 · 📅 0y · 🌍 49m 3️⃣ 🏆8,363 · 📅 2y · 🌍 936.9km 4️⃣ 🏆8,921 · 📅 1y · 🌍 528.5km 5️⃣ 🏆9,554 · 📅 3y · 🌍 1.6km timeguessr.com
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Norma Smug Face
ALT: Norma Smug Face
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m sweating harder than Jimmy Saville in a morgue. How is it so humid?
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Wait, Blackburn won? What is this witchcraft?
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
TONK
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child. Quicksand Frisbees near substations Kites near any type of overhead wire Maggie Thatcher The Vortex in The Adventure Game
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bed shitting occurring in the cricket
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If anyone needs me I’m off playing with Tonks and WW2 stuff all day wearing a hideous Hawaiian shirt #WHWF6 #FinleysTouch
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
England are going to shit the bed tomorrow
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Do you know what would be useful now. A decent spinner, or a leggy
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Worried for @norcrosscricket.bsky.social ‘s gusset with these 6’s from Razaullah
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
For fucks sake rovers
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Stinking sinus headache. Fucks sake
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Rafferty @rafferty-bs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The number of people that have convinced themself that XR/JSO were quickly arrested is a good example people's political outlook rewriting their memories. Their campaigns went on for months before the authorities took serious action
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Best bit was he just sent this tablet to the BM no cover note or anything, and they’ve obviously found someone to read it as it’s the only way to get in contact with him
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fuck I love this game TimeGuessr #1193 — 41,630/50,000 1️⃣ 🏆9,933 · 📅 1y · 🌍 854m 2️⃣ 🏆5,052 · 📅 3y · 🌍 5238.7km 3️⃣ 🏆9,246 · 📅 0y · 🌍 253.9km 4️⃣ 🏆9,054 · 📅 1y · 🌍 396.0km 5️⃣ 🏆8,345 · 📅 7y · 🌍 2.2km timeguessr.com
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TimeGuessr
TimeGuessr - the game that tests both your geography and history knowledge. Guess where and when historic photos were taken.
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"As I explained to the nurses at the time, I suffer from a heat rash, which was why I had removed my trousers. The ketchup bottle had fallen out of my shopping and somehow landed in a vertical position, along with a small quantity of olive oil, which had rendered the floor rather slippery..."
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This Reform story is very much
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My Stompa is amazing I love it so much, had a black primer then a steel dry brush and some copper tones. Then a wash.
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Morning
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Peter Moore @petejmoore.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Almost everyone needs work. The biggest problem I experience as the father/carer of a son with special needs isn't my son or his issues, but the fact that it makes it almost impossible to have employment.
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It’s it’s it’s so beautiful. My new baby. I’m so delighted they’ve finally arrived.
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I wonder what the tourism numbers are like overall.
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Andrew S. @shoutingboy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You, a genius: “he is wearing a V on his face and appears to have ridden in the passenger side, he is clearly emasculated” Me, an idiot: “he is doing crimes with a hottie”
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Are MAGAS incelling themselves out of playing maybe the best game in 10 years
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’m stupidly happy that I can see a hint of green returning to the lawn.
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AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
TimeGuessr #1187 — 40,874/50,000 1️⃣ 🏆8,094 · 📅 4y · 🌍 706.4km 2️⃣ 🏆8,409 · 📅 5y · 🌍 97.8km 3️⃣ 🏆5,415 · 📅 3y · 🌍 3426.4km 4️⃣ 🏆9,299 · 📅 4y · 🌍 52m 5️⃣ 🏆9,657 · 📅 1y · 🌍 48.3km timeguessr.com
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TimeGuessr
TimeGuessr - the game that tests both your geography and history knowledge. Guess where and when historic photos were taken.
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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
HEY THIS IS JUST A PAINTING OF A THEATER SHOWING COYOTE VS. ACME
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