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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 5h
"South London" 👀
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 5h
Two books published by Fitzcarraldo in the shortlist? I'm sure they're excellent books. And yet...
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 7h
Wait, how long do they think it should have been?
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 7h
"out of spite"
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 8h
Irish law specifically says that UK citizens, travelling to Ireland as part of the CTA, do not require a passport. I really don't know what else I could say that would persuade you. revisedacts.lawreform.ie/eli/2004/act...
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 8h
That's a link to the Irish Government's immigration service website. Yes you pass through immigration control in Dublin but still, as a UK citizen travelling in the CTA there is no requirement to carry a passport. You can read the legislation yourself. revisedacts.lawreform.ie/eli/2004/act...
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 17h
"Today we're announcing SDI - Super-Duper Intelligence"
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 17h
There is no *requirement* to show, or even carry, your passport but it can make things easier if you do. www.irishimmigration.ie/at-the-borde...
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 23h
"You're not Natalie!"
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 23h
That's ridiculous. You should go to Sainsbury's instead.
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Hello, central casting? I'd like a fiercely confident and slightly disdainful barrister. No, that's too fiercely confident and slightly disdainful"
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Humanity, my part in its downfall"
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"I was just going for a scenic jaunt in the country with some chums when darkness fell as I had misjudged the time of sunset on a late September evening. In the darkness we took a wrong turning..."
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Did they serve alcoholic drinks at this party?
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, they do appear to...
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"I went for a paintballing weekend in the country with a few mates but we got arrested and my van got blown up by the bomb squad"
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One clue? Two clues? Who's counting really?
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Amazing branding. 10/10, no notes
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Can the new cutting-edge AI models feel pain?"
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This guy was standing there for at least ten minutes, unable to decide between the branded Viagra or the generic version. It was a hard choice to make.
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was today years old when I found out that Tom Holland is the son of Dominic Holland.
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dig out the reservoir and when that's finished build a new airport on top. It would reduce evaporative water loss as well. #TwoBirdsOneInfrastructureProject
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
'Oo 'members 1994?
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know it's not the main thing about that Richard Tice tweet but he's a lot greyer than I remember.
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm not sure Richard Tice *really* wants to encourage people to "do the job the police should be doing".
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You reckon?
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Rupert Lowe with the deep insights there...
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As was foretold in the prophecies...
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How it started // How it's going cc: @kirkdalebooks.bsky.social
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kowtow
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The six o'clock news will end every evening with a short list of exchange-rates. "One chicken closed at 6.25 Rothmans today, a rise of 0.1"
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Destroying ships"?
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have no idea what the difference is between these two charts... but there's a difference... 🤔🤔🤔
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is weirdly specific.
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't know why you're all worried; the adults are in charge.
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Good morning, everyone. Just chat among yourselves for a bit, yeah?"
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Five hundred and fifty!
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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