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MaybeBard

@maybebard.bsky.social
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Immaculate Vibes Only. All tweets and ideas are my own. BLM. he/they. Attorney. Huskies & Sounders & spurs. Nothing I say on this app amounts to legal advice.

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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 14h
Do Trump aides take three days to debate whether he means to destroy blue cities or prevent Iran from doing so, too? I mean, he literally did set out to destroy Los Angeles. He used paramilitaries, not nukes. But he did set out to destroy it.
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Paul T. Levin @paultlevin.bsky.social · 13h
Speaking as someone who used to live in LA, it would be easier to dismiss this as jokes if he wasn’t at the same time the only President who has shown himself actually willing to let Americans suffer in catastrophes just because they live in states that didn’t vote for him.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 11h
sounds like treason to me
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MaybeBard @maybebard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That one guy whose goal won us a trophy
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Johnson's Tottenham Shush Celebration
ALT: Johnson's Tottenham Shush Celebration
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🌹WeegieFromWA 🍀 @onefussyone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Where are they? Hint: Ivana Trump is buried at the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey.
Social media post:
CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism
HOLY F*CK it's official: Lawyers say THREE
FBI interviews with the woman who accused
Trump of raping her when she was between 13
and 15 years-old ARE MISSING FROM THE
FILES.
This is the biggest cover up in history. This
MUST lead to prison or our laws mean nothing.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"We Can't Eat Road Salt" should be a whole ad.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
imagine if the mainstream media covered Republicans' number one donor — the biggest political donor in US history! — and his controversial views with as much scrutiny as they covered Hasan Piker's
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Nate Bowling @natebowling.com · 07/10/2026
State agencies throwing their workers under the bus is trash. Support labor over management, always* *Unless that labor is the cops
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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MaybeBard @maybebard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Primetime
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God @thegodshow.com · 04/10/2026
If a Nazi puts out a rap track, and you contribute a verse, you’ve got a rap track featuring two Nazis.
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bex @blueraccoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my unpopular but accurate football opinion: We should not be glorifying and promoting a sport that routinely leaves its players with brain damage
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MaybeBard @maybebard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I got a slightly better one for ya
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MaybeBard @maybebard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We’re actively arming a genocide, Derek.
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MaybeBard @maybebard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Those are essentially all my thoughts but I think the fines should be handled separately by each team that timely filed suit. Let them either negotiate outcomes that teams will take or lose even more in legal fees.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
respectfully tapping the “talk to your boys, not me” sign again, with rapidly decreasing levels of respect
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Plus, there is a significant risk of sexual assault or harassment *by* police during the reporting process. I always think about Lauren McCluskey's story of calling the police over 30 times before she was murdered. They didn't help her, but they did do this:
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University of Utah police officer showed off explicit photos of Lauren McCluskey to his co-worker
<b>UPDATE</b><i>: Logan police announced </i><a href="https://www.sltrib.com/news/education/2020/05/17/logan-police-will" target=_blank><i>an internal affairs investigation into Officer Miguel Deras</...
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 01/10/2026
Graham Linehan is calling the people who murdered a trans man in cold blood, heroes.
Screenshot of an X post by Graham Linehan (@Glinner) commenting, "It looks like these two are heroes who may have saved some kids".
Linehan quotes a post by Andy Ngo (@MrAndyNgo) that reads: "Damn. According to a witness of the shooting homicide of the trans New York Times executive in Dublin, Calif., the elderly Chinese grandparents calmly walked away after the exec was dropped to the ground".
Below the text are two police mugshot photos side by side: on the left is an elderly Asian woman with short, wavy gray hair wearing a white shirt, and on the right is an elderly Asian man with short dark hair, slight facial stubble, and a white shirt.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This keeps happening.
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MaybeBard @maybebard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Brennan DJohnson
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Adam Powley @adampowley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Statue, please.
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Jesse Duquette @jesseduquette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nolan Wells was murdered and his killers are free
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Semafor @semafor.com · 30/09/2026
Visitors to the US are on track to drop by almost two million year-on-year. “We’re the only major country in the world losing visitation,” the head of the US Travel Association said. “It’s mind-boggling.” www.semafor.com/article/09/2...
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Scoe @scoeee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i understand why people have this instinct but the only recent firing squad execution in the united states was botched and even the state of *alabama* has said it is too unreliable. the only answer is no death penalty.
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MaybeBard @maybebard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This assumes it’ll be a great stadium and not cheap.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
shoutout to Senator Jack Reed (@reed.senate.gov) who was briefed on this a week ago but hasn't bothered to tell us plebes!
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 26/04/2024
We are currently experiencing a period of collective mass hysteria I haven’t seen since the early 2000s where every lever of power in the so-called American liberal order are all laser focused on one single thing: the state of Israel must be allowed to massacre as many Palestinians as they wish.
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A period of collective mass hysteria
It’s madness. People have gone mad
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyone who suggests we just turn the page is in league with the GOP. This guy is telling you they tried to overthrow the government. You don't just pretend it never happened @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, he engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power"
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 29/09/2026
I get the desire for a club-owned, soccer specific stadium. But for me personally, unless there were massive improvements to public transit between Seattle and Renton, this would mean giving up season tickets. Plus having to endure the inevitable nonstop "Renton Sounders" jokes
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Fuck that." "I'm Sherrod Brown and I approve of this message."
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Russell Brand is currently charged in the UK with 3 counts of rape, 3 counts of sex assault, and 1 count of indecent assault. He is set for trial in London in two weeks.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Making fundamental due process rights a nullity with the emergency docket (again)
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've never liked ICE. Even back when they used to call themselves the Klan.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i am growing very close to convinced that Andy Beshear actually Believes in Things.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
The before and after it's even more haunting.
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MaybeBard @maybebard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Pick a single pokemon game to include” is a cruel task I set myself. Also my taste really said “BOY 🫵”
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MaybeBard @maybebard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Also: 9 manga that shaped my taste in manga and anime (only 6 of these really shaped who I am as a person tbh)
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MaybeBard @maybebard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
9 games that shaped who I am:
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MaybeBard @maybebard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Look. I think Tuchel is actually quite a good club manager. Maybe, MAYBE, he’s not really the kind of psycho built for national team football?
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Bat Speight, cos Halloween innit @speight88.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Listen, if you’re gonna play someone out of position at RB there’s a better option than Quansah
Archie Gray as Jesus

Obviously Archie is better than Jesus
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El 🗡🐺🛡 @defiantmartyr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
To be clear, this is likely to gauge interest and test the waters. An emphatic fuck no from the consumer base would be ideal here.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
Trump fucked up the *American* renewable transition but he might have had the largest positive effect on the global transition of any president ever
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026
"china is charging their cars in less time than it takes you to fill up your F-150" is the kind of banal jingoism i always assumed would get us finally kicking it up a notch on serious infrastructure buildout but we were a lot more directly addicted to gasoline in addition to racism than i thought
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Seattle Dirtbags @seattledirtbags.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The bluest skies you’ve ever seen are in Seattle And the hills the greenest green, in Seattle Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals! PUNCH nazis! FUCK ICE! #FuckOff #GravyShots #DoCrime #CallYourMom #DickBites #SeattleDirtbags #AntiFascist #AntiRacist #AlwaysDirtbags #SoundersFC #PunchNazis
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Han 🖤
@spoonfulofhan

The idea that disabled people must be constantly visibly suffering to "prove" we're disabled is just the adult version of "if you're too sick for school, you're too sick for TV."
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