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@maxthyme.bsky.social
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Some kind of gamma-powered mechanical monster, with freeway on-ramps for arms and a heart as black as coal... (He/Him)

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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
He is also the second worst president
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Damned-fool-of-a-Tooksmaxxing
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
This was with the actual vb back in the day but yeah.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Do you think Trump is all gung ho about coal because he heard it involves 'miners' and didn't know how it was spelled?
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The only way I could do it was lay on my back with the vb leaned on a pillow some.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Stupid sexy nutshots
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Guys with bare faces look weird or young or weirdly young.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I'm sorry but no riker looked like a tall baby
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
That and of course: 'What's your ship's registry?' "The Lovely Angel." 'THE DIRTY PAIR!?!?'
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Wouldn't it be more alarming if it was inside?
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Because those work at preventing poverty which what we commonly call social safety nets then try to make up for. I'm just lumping it all together because it is all related.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Once you weaken the ability of people to pay attention to this besides survival everything else falls apart, and unions and preventing wage theft are a social safety net.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
The easy way to stop rewarding labor properly is by... ...tearing down social safety nets.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Ach, loved the speed 8
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Capitalism generates poverty which gets right wing turds elected who tear down social safety nets which produces billionaires. They are a result of capitalism and right wing ideas, not a strange unexplainable outcome. Just like homelessness is a deliberate policy choice, so are billionaires.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Guillotines are the moderate position
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
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a girl in a pink bikini is standing in the water
Alt: a girl in a pink bikini is standing in the water before getting knocked over by a squirt gun blast to the face
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
pwned
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I was waiting for the yeah boy
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
*shits in the Oval
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
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a cartoon of a man sitting in a chair with the words bring it on written below him
Alt: Professor Farnsworth sitting in a chair with the words "bring it on!" written below him as he shakes his fists.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Shots fired
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
The TSA doesn't do anything worth keeping either though, just part of the nonsense initiated after my 21st birthday.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Awesome album, even better than their debut
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
We went to see dark water and halfway through I pointed out that the ceiling was dripping and freaked everyone the hell out. Environmental storytelling ftw.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.
This is the cover art for the album Version 2.0 by the artist Garbage.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Bibimbap? How about baby got ba- *instantly killed by sniper*
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
It's missing the "my ankle is so horny though" and "basically a Victorian" bits at the bottom.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
What's so superb about this owl?
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Yo can I get a couple of the jr whoppers with just mustard ketchup and cheese because the smoky flavor stands out so well and they are always so good.
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
need to make everyone in San Francisco watch this video every morning and every night
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
A group of people dressed like the Muppet Beaker on a street, one seems to be a Goth Beaker standing near another pointing at the photographer while in the foreground one is blurred and looks like they are coming to kick said photographers ass.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
It's a goth that really likes metal
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I did it on a skateboard with speed skate wheels down a big hill in Louisville and discovered that my rubber jacket sleeve was lightly touching the wheel which burned neat slices across it.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
You have no idea what a time saver it was not having to knock them down and try to put them back up the right way, occasionally two or three times.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Everything really is bigger in Texas.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Hey, proud of you.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Also what can we do which will not change your situation significantly?
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I'm turn between delight and rage over the visual pun
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Hey you wanna hear this great joke I just heard?
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
*sighs as a fan who became aware of the cowboys as a teen in the early 90s and has never seen them win again*
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Crusher banged the ghost that her grandmother probably died from having ghost sex with!
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Playing it in Gran Turismo then watching the 919 evo run and watching it flying up to the chicane in 7th for way too long makes my guts squirm. youtu.be/PQmSUHhP3ug
youtu.be
The 919 Tribute Tour: On-board record lap, Nordschleife.
YouTube video by Porsche
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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a man in a military uniform is standing in a room with flags and says `` right to jail , right away '' .
Alt: a man in a military uniform is standing in a room with flags and says `` right to jail , right away '' .
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Hey that's not fair, what about the cowboys? It's only been what 30 years?
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
It's weird it took this long for the people pushing something useless that nobody but rich people like (ai) and try to cram it full of the only other thing as useless and disliked by everyone except rich people (ads) but hey maybe it will work this time, right?
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Did you bring him a doggy bag?
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
*looks around and shrugs before standing up* Do we have to wear anything besides pants?
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we're all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the Weather. ~Bill Hicks
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The idea of Jerry incarnate is truly terrifying, I thought he was just the collective id of the Internet?
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