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@maxthyme.bsky.social
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Some kind of gamma-powered mechanical monster, with freeway on-ramps for arms and a heart as black as coal... (He/Him)

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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.
This is the cover art for the album Version 2.0 by the artist Garbage.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
A group of people dressed like the Muppet Beaker on a street, one seems to be a Goth Beaker standing near another pointing at the photographer while in the foreground one is blurred and looks like they are coming to kick said photographers ass.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Part of my obsession with armies on the march besides going Rambo on them was finding the aftermath (awkwardly while leading a group of rescued kids) with bodies impaled on pikes. "Ok kids, you stay here while I go check around. *looks around at body parts and impaled corpses* Welp, nobody home!"
An upright wooden pike with a goblin corpse impaled on it.An upright wooden pike with a human corpse on it.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The cover of Damn Them All. A story about fun and games and summoning demons which isn't actually very fun and not really the best game but at least the demons had fun except they really didn't either.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek.
A Xeelee Nightfighter resembling a black sycamore seed floating in front of a nebula with stars visible through it.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Cartoon person looking at their phone crying before hugging it and crying harder.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The guy pulling up to a drive thru as saying something that leaves the poor person working it staring in shock.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
It was inevitable.
A dwarf fortress screenshot that shows me asking Omsos how things are, he starts to rattle off a list of happenings then suffocates and the various drunk dwarves around react about how horrifying it is that the headless guy fell over dead after talking to me.A screenshot of legends mode showing that Omsos had his neck torn off by a giant dingo in the early spring of 199 before escaping and surviving until the early summer of 200 when he died after I talked to him.A screenshot of Omsos and his description showing that he is fat and his neck is gone.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
An emulated ffxii screenshot of Fran the Viera and Balthier the Hume with my weirdly tweaked controller setup below it.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
This is bizarre but fuck it I'm fine with it.
A dot map showing me between Australian progressive outback and left leaving professional alliance.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
A venn diagram of three overlapping circles with the labels white nationalists, bronies, and people who reference memes irl. The central overlap is labeled upcoming reactionary movement, and the bottom text reads developments in late capitalism in 2014.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I'm glad you're ok pretty boy but I wish you would let us kidnap you and bring your cold ass inside!
An orange cat sitting on a melted portion of the otherwise ice covered deck.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
And while this looks awesome if you can't be sure there is nothing flammable down range maybe just leave it in the street.
A protester in mask and goggles about to hit a smoke canister with a tennis racket. 

It says "just do it." above them.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Nightbane from palladium books has motorcycle centaurs.
Two motorcycles with human torsos where the handlebars should be. 

One looks vaguely like an elf with pointy ears and the other is a fairly stereotypical biker dude with a beard, sunglasses, and bandana on his head, though he also has mechanical looking arms it is somehow the least strange thing about him.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
#WinterStorm2026 is a beast.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The it's Always Sunny gang looking at a picture of George Washington with text in the screen that reads "I've had enough of this dude."
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Goodness. I mostly notice the big huge gals here.
A rather large spider with my hand for scale.A closer shot where you can see the pretty markings.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Tip: stop going for points now and prioritize tossing all the mats, food, meds, and treasure into the bots. If you get devil dream stay by a pot and toss what it gives you in there ASAP because it can give gold. Bomb dream gives one gold if your pockets are clear when it blows up.
Fantasy life screenshot showing a crafter buddy with double tool crafter on a mysterious slate hammer.A fantasy life screenshot showing two buddies with double weapon crafter on mysterious slate hammers pushing the smithing skill way over the required 6000 to polish a true sword of time.A fantasy life screenshot showing five gold clusters gotten by focusing on keeping my inventory empty except for tools armor and weapons.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Peanut Butter seems confused by the leaves disappearing this morning, sorry Pretty Boy but isn't like you were ever camouflaged that well to begin with.
An orange cat sitting in a now leafless yard wondering where the leaves went.An orange cat walking years the deck. His tummy is wobbling because we pack him full of treats.An orange cat walking years the deck. His tummy is wobbling the other way now and I love him.An orange cat walking years the deck. His tummy is wobbling back again as he nears the deck.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Guy looking horrified at the screen before looking down horrified at his boner.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Huh, I've got an earlier model of that which I love due to the ips screen but always wish it had a vesa mount. Ignore the scratches and whatnot below it, it lives on as a dedicated switch screen now.
A Lenovo monitor on a lazy Susan above a switch and some other electronics on a scratched up tv stand.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Argiopes aurantia!
Me holding an argiopes aurantia as I lean across the comforter for a picture.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Another Barbie looking disgusted.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Pixel 6a +3 = Pixel 9a! Wish it was purple instead of black but no more "your battery might kill you" warnings and a 120hz screen are great. Also the camera does macro like a mofo?
A jumping spider in a little tent on top of the inner stem of our mailbox flag. You can make out the main pair of big green eyes and eyelashes despite the tent in the way.A spitting spider at the top of the stairs on watch for the stray gnat and mosquito.

The legs have a delicate striped pattern which continues across the cephalothorax and abdomen. 

You can just barely make out three tiny pairs of dark eyes.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
A screenshot of my dolphin emulator showing Animal Crossing, Wind Waker, and Twilight Princess.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
You know that feeling when something is so cringe you wanna take a rasp to get the goosebumps off your neck? Not a little rasp either something like a saw rasp.
The coarse teeth on a Shinto saw rasp which will remove wood at a frankly ridiculous rate and easily rip open you're knuckles if you ding them with it lightly.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
How about an artifact platinum mace named The Crew of Day?
The item description of an artifact weapon in dwarf fortress, in this case it is a platinum mace named The Crew of Day, it is garishly decorated and an craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. 

It has a list of fourteen notable kills featuring dragons, rocs, and other assorted beasts plus forty nine other kills.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Made this nearly 20 years ago now.
A Xeelee Nightfighter resembling a black sycamore seed floats in front of colorful nebula.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
A genius guy from Powers (2015) asking Deena Pilgrim if she knows he can make himself orgasm just by running warm water on the palm of his hand.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
A kneeling cartoon person is looking at their phone crying over cuteness before hugging the phone and crying more.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Allison from kill six billion demons with a speech bubble indicating she is saying the quoted post.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
The guy saying something bizarre at a drive through meme with the speech bubble like he's saying the post this is a reply to.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Can anyone explain what the hell this is supposed to be?
A mysterious section of an ai generated floor plan, this is a top view but looks kinda like a closet but it is also at the southeastern corner of the house?
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Wat
A mysterious section of an ai generated floor plan, this is a top view but looks kinda like a closet but it is also at the southeastern corner of the house?
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
A group of people dressed like the Muppet Beaker on a street, one seems to be a Goth Beaker standing near another pointing at the photographer while in the foreground one is blurred and looks like they are coming to kick said photographers ass.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
A caterpillar with a speech bubble saying the quoted skeet
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I've been using my janky ass free weights and pull-up bar and yoga mat and I hate situps so much still but it is nice being able to do like a billion of them and fit into your old jeans.
My janky ass weights featuring two chunks of wood from the porch, two ten pound plates on each, plus a pair of two and a half pound plates on the other, held in place by two bar clamps.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Cheers!
A slice of apple pie on a plate with crumbs from the other piece that was on there.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Nominally I got two pieces, one for me, one for gf, but she made the mistake of eating stuffing and sweet potatoes and green bean casserole and turkey while I just had (really good this year) turkey and my slice of pie... plus about half of hers.
A slice of apple pie looking nervous as I just ate their sibling in front of them and am eyeing it hungrily.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
A man is leaning over to inform President dubya about the 9/11 attacks and dubya looks confused as always
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Magus from The Power Fantasy explaining that his power is to know shit, like he knows pi, not to whatever places, all of it.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
A stick figure starting to raise their finger and comment before changing their mind
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Seven of Nine from Star Trek Voyager being shown this article on a phone and looking disgusted
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Seven of Nine from Star Trek Voyager being shown this article on a phone and looking disgusted
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
A cartoon character looking horrified at the computer before turning and looking horrified at his own erection
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Seven of Nine from Star Trek Voyager being shown this post and looking disgusted
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
It's Always Sunny screenshot with them looking at a picture of George Washington and a caption saying "I've had enough of this dude."
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Could be worse/weirder:
A collage of a big pear shaped sweetheart of a cat named Reggie drinking out of the toilet while kneading the air and purring like a weirdo
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I dragged gf and her mom outside because we're in Memphis and this might be the only time they ever get to see Aurora in person.
The aurora visible in Memphis was mostly just a pink glow but there was some structure visible
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Literally had a hunch to go check and had to grab gf/her mom to come see.
The soft pink glow of Aurora visible in Memphis tn with some structure showing Same sky ten minutes later
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