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SarahK, Pupkin Girl!

@gaysarahk.bsky.social
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She/her, dog lover, and all-around good girl. Friend. Ask me about my fanfic.

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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 15h
Also, the skirts in this movie would have given my egg self an absolute ungodly amount of gender envy. Like, I'd probably be depressed for a week after watching this and not know why. They're so flowy and colorful!
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 16h
Finally watched Encanto. My spoiler avoidance must have kicked into high gear for this movie because I was under the impression that Bruno (the one they don't talk about) was like... a womanizing loan shark, not The Boy if he was magic and also a sopping wet cat.
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 23h
I need a dommy mommy to feminize me so hard that I never have a transphobia dream again. Is that really so much to ask for?
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You know, fighting a massive crowd of enemies is how you make your spellcasters feel powerful. I did 1,061 damage across the span of two turns, and it was awesome. I am literally giddy right now.
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Budget EDH deck idea: Get the absolute cheapest commander you can, like D'Avenant Trapper or something, and fill your deck with 99 wastes. This will ensure that your opponent is playing solitaire. If the game takes more than 10 minutes, attack your opponent with a $5 hammer.
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In the Pathfinder game I play on Saturdays, I decided to pick up a control spell at my last level up. Today, I cast that spell and encouraged the party to use ranged attacks. Thanks to some lucky rolls, the boss never left the control area and only managed to land 1 attack against the party. :3
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This just in: Local raving homosexual woman is thinking about women!
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@nintendoamericax.bsky.social All you had to do was fix the controls. That's all you needed. Why is there fog and mist everywhere? Why is everything shiny? Visual noise is bad. Please. #oot
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Breaking news! Local woman is raving homosexual!
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I am inside your walls (platonic)
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
One must imagine Sarah lezzing out.
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The phrase "Dressed to the nines... maybe even the tens or elevens" came to me in a dream.
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I need a tall girl to hold me and tell me everything will be okay.
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Who decided to call it "Mordenkainen's Lucubration" and not "Mage Regression"?
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'm gonna say it. Vancian magic sucks. Adding "x times per day" limitations on your abilities does not make them balanced or fun.
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
They should invent a new kind of pizza that I don't eat all of it immediately and I can have leftover pizza the next day.
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You ever think about how, technically, a woman's default state of being is tits out? It's only because of clothes that tits are nearly always in and this is the way of the world.
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Downplay a book or movie: Star Skirmishes: A Lightly-Played Hope
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
So, just checking, anyone else feel really super normal about Toriel Undertale?
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Okay, maybe stirring up intra-party conflict by dropping a global-scale trolley problem on them was, perhaps, not a good idea.
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
They should make a harem anime where the MC is aggressively aroace and has to call the police to report seven different girls for harassment. And then when they're all written off the show, fourteen more girls take their place. This is a normal thing to want.
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I go shopping and I see a floral arrangement. I try to read the price tag, and I cannot for the life of me figure out if it costs $1.69 or if it costs $169. I am terrified to ask.
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
So, if any new GMs want to run Fabula Ultima, here's a piece of advice: Don't use the Pollendina from the bestiary unless your party has good status recovery and can make the enemy lose MP. Otherwise, the game went pretty well!
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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
[meeting another autistic person but not quite connecting] cool mask, bro
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
They should invent a new type of girl who gently caresses my head
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I need a tall girl to hold me and tell me everything will be okay.
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Please
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Hey, so, if anyone on Discord asks you to playtest a game they've been making, and links you to a website that asks you for your Discord username, don't do it. They're trying to hack your account.
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
She sonic on my adventure 'til I 2.
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
D&D hot take: a +1 bonus is nothing. It is, for all intents and purposes, statistically insignificant. I can literally say with 95% certainty that it doesn't matter. If you spent an action to give me a +1, I'm pissed off because that's an action you could've spent on literally anything else.
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I ain't afraid of no ghosts. Some ghosts, however, would be pretty spooky. And don't even get me started on a lot of ghosts.
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
You know, there's kind of a high demand for big scary monster shadows. Just regular non-monster people going around with scary monster shadows. And all those monsters? Were they hunted down for their shadows? Were the shadows stolen from them? Do they have normal human shadows from a trade?
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Imagine living in a town before last names were invented, and you're one of two different guys named Tom. So to differentiate, people start calling the other one "Peeping Tom" and you're just "Regular Tom". And that's what people call you, and that's your name. Regular Tom.
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Bella cool GRRiginal 🦝 @bellatrellia.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The internet has taught me a lot about psychology for example being anxiously attached is when you get too excited and act like a freak and the cure is living a life devoid of pleasure
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I have gotten every achievement, filled out the compendium, and am now working on beating debt level 20 with every character. Crazy stuff.
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
"Every Time We Touch" parody but it's about Más y Menos from Teen Titans.
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
What do you call a Russian cryptid that's not bigfoot? A nyeti!
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The problem with the "Every pokemon versus 1,000,000 lions" debate is that it depends *entirely* on whether this takes place in the show/anime or in a video game. (1/3)
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Mindes 🐨 RENAKOALA @mindesendian.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Do you ever think about women?
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Only in my Tuesday roleplay group can we cut from a lesbian wedding party where the Cocaingel is making sure everyone's having a good time, *immediately* to establishing that one of the five BBEGs is actively slaughtering an entire city.
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
My lovely gf @ribozymec.bsky.social got me #DungeonClawler for my birthday today!
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
When there's treatos you know who to call Good puppy! She's so good that she will earn them all Good puppy! She's got the chew toys on the run She's always in the mood for fun And when there's headpats she always gets sooooome! Good puppy, come!
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
One of my couches is two ninjas in disguise. I'm not sure which one, but I have my suspicions. It's quieter than the others.
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
How am I supposed to make a character sheet when I'm a dumb useless sub who needs Mistress to make all my decisions for me?
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Strong girls who pick you up and carry you to bed 🥺😳🤤🥺😍
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Undertale is great. Fantastic game. Love it. But when do I meet Sans?
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Me not seek plant plant death
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I have no tail and I must wag
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Every time you see me, I want you to imagine a pop-up in the corner of your HUD that says "New mission: Pet the dog".
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