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Maxim Dorky, the Delaware Disparager

@maxim-dorky.bsky.social
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aka Paul Ward, Funk King of Delaware. Formerly Prufrock1974 on Twitter. Sarcastic pop-culture references to be found here. If I've blocked you, it's because I think you're an asshole.

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Maxim Dorky, the Delaware Disparager @maxim-dorky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm working on a theory that American politics on all sides of the spectrum since 2001 has been primarily concerned with feeling rather than thinking - taking the world and reducing it to simple heroes, simple villains, simple black-and-white issues that nobody has to think about.
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No, I haven’t heard “Choosin‘ Texas,” but I am the elite son of a bitch who helped popularize this down home tune from Lone Star State. youtu.be/skmdmf_ER50?...
youtu.be
Torgo's Theme (10 Minutes)
YouTube video by LeonSmorgishboard
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Maxim Dorky, the Delaware Disparager @maxim-dorky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Get in loser, we're going to Carcosa
A setup for the board game "Horror On The Orient Express". It is very complicated,  with multiple pieces and boards.
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Maxim Dorky, the Delaware Disparager @maxim-dorky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look at it this way, I've seen more random references to Johnathan Richman just this week than I ever have before.
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Maxim Dorky, the Delaware Disparager @maxim-dorky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyone who knows me will not be in the least surprised. my9games.com/en/s/bf3c397...
My 9 games:
B-17 Bomber
Red Storm Rising
Sid Meier's Civilization II
Secret Weapons of the Luftwaffe
The Operational Art of War II
Borderlands 2
Hearts of Iron IV
SimCity 2000
Steel Panthers
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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 24/09/2026
appreciate Trump's newfound solution to the problem of his hand looking like it has a portal to Nurgle's realm growing in it being a really, really fashy looking black leather glove i know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards stays winning
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Maxim Dorky, the Delaware Disparager @maxim-dorky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I march with the militia of the mime Malicious are the times"
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Maxim Dorky, the Delaware Disparager @maxim-dorky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It seems to me that many online people are under a huge amount of stress in their daily lives (and for good reason), and this is interacting with a politics of "one day they'll all see I was right all along and then they'll be sorry!" in ways that might not be healthy for anyone.
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Maxim Dorky, the Delaware Disparager @maxim-dorky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Well, dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!" --last words of King Pentheus of Thebes
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026
whenever i hear some variation on "but what if trump does X or Y or Z" i think of this ulysses s. grant remark to a subordinate during the wilderness campaign.
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Maxim Dorky, the Delaware Disparager @maxim-dorky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"America has been drafting war plans with Iran for decades!" I've heard this before. And when I first heard it, it was "America was drafting war plans with Japan and Germany since the 1920s!" as a way to cover up the differences between the Axis and the Western Allies.
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Maxim Dorky, the Delaware Disparager @maxim-dorky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I can't believe we're seriously talking about things that happened during the 1992 election campaign as if they're relevant to the state of the US in AD 2026.
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Put this in the Smithsonian. If you ever need one screenshot to explain modern American politics to future historians, this is it.🤦🏻‍♀️
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Maxim Dorky, the Delaware Disparager @maxim-dorky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm surprised nobody's mentioned this in response. The more things change, &c.
Originally from a title page of a printed sermon called "Woe To Drunkards" by Samuel Ward (originally published 1622, this particular image was reprinted in 1627). According to William Andrew Chatto's book "Facts and Speculations on the Origin and History of Playing Cards" (1848), "In the upper compartment we are shown what men were of old by the open Bible, the foot in the stirrup, and the hand grasping the lance; while in the lower, the degeneracy of their descendants is typified by the leg and foot, decorated with a broad silk garter and a large rosette; by cards and dice, and a hand holding at the same time a lighted pipe and a drinking cup with a cockatrice in it."
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Maxim Dorky, the Delaware Disparager @maxim-dorky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Let's be blunt, Jerry Pournelle is just Temu Robert Heinlein. This is not a compliment to either of them.
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Endless Dan Moore @dpmoore.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm not going to spend $115 on this After Dark sweatshirt but I am going to take some time out of my Saturday to appreciate it
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Jeff Fecke @jkfecke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Subrote Star Trek
ALT: Subrote Star Trek
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Maxim Dorky, the Delaware Disparager @maxim-dorky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In a related story, the girl from Yellow Mountain should've survived the frost (though her flowers wouldn't have been so lucky).
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's honestly incredibly funny how a 3 page long word document that outlines the rules for a HOI4 RP session is better at conveying Hirohito's culpability than multi-hundred page long scholarly monographs about Hirohito's life
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Maxim Dorky, the Delaware Disparager @maxim-dorky.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah, I deleted that "Ultimate Man AI Sexbot" post because it was a fakeout joke and I fell for it. You may all point and laugh.
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Maxim Dorky, the Delaware Disparager @maxim-dorky.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Don't treat politics like a team sport!" Friend, I dream of Americans treating politics with the dignity and gravity of team sports, rather than the five parasocial relationships in a trenchcoat they treat politics as now.
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Maxim Dorky, the Delaware Disparager @maxim-dorky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Appalled that I diverged so far from the life I chose at age 20, quite frankly, but I have better things to do with my time than to chase the approval of 20-year-olds. Especially socially awkward know-it-all 20-year-olds with undiagnosed depression and outrage addiction.
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James Without End @neverendingjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good news: Hegseth impeached. Bad news: new Defense Secretary is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and she has long ebony black hair (that's how she got her name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches her mid-back and icy blue eyes (like limpid tears and a lot of people tell her she looks
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Maxim Dorky, the Delaware Disparager @maxim-dorky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trump is what you get when you have a white electorate that grew up under George W. Bush.
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Maxim Dorky, the Delaware Disparager @maxim-dorky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Ethan Hawke: O Captain! My Captain!
Alt: The ending of DEAD POETS SOCIETY (1989). Todd Anderson (Ethan Hawke) climbs up on his desk and calls out "O captain! my captain!"
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So the answer to "during his time on earth, did Jesus ever see an armadillo?" is: "the armadillo is nocturnal so it really all depends on what time of day it was when the Devil got round to showing him the Americas."
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Maxim Dorky, the Delaware Disparager @maxim-dorky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm sure that Zohran Mamdani is a perfectly fine mayor; I don't live in NYC, so I can't judge. And I don't live in Michigan, so I can't fairly judge Abdul el-Sayed's record or qualifications. What concerns me, though, is the parasocial apparatus that's grown up around them.
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Maxim Dorky, the Delaware Disparager @maxim-dorky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The kids who grew up in the 90s with parents who said "Liberal, queer, commie, what's the difference?" are now adults who rejected their parents' politics and now show off their mature sophisticated political wisdom by posting "Liberal, centrist, fascist, what's the difference?"
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His Bark Materials🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌌 @oneiriccanid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sarah McBride is not a traitor to trans people
freedom of speech by norman rockwell
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Maxim Dorky, the Delaware Disparager @maxim-dorky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
oh god are we really doing Cullodenpoasting this morning
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Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖 @jesikalashnikov.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Illusion of free choice meme with Joel Robinson and Ryland Grace
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Maxim Dorky, the Delaware Disparager @maxim-dorky.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Assault with a deadly weapon [specifically, the US V Corps and West German III Corps, plus related support assets].
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Maxim Dorky, the Delaware Disparager @maxim-dorky.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The level of how seriously you should take someone's political opinion is inversely proportional to the number of times that person uses "lol" or "lmao" while expressing it.
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Maxim Dorky, the Delaware Disparager @maxim-dorky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
...Okay, why don't we all take a moment to reread the "regarding the terror group ISIL, you do not, under any circumstances, 'gotta hand it to them'" post, and circle back here in about fifteen.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A ghost goes to see an exorcist, says “I’m so depressed, for I linger on this plane, my purpose yet unfulfilled.” Exorcist says “I know what will allow you to leave mortal ties behind …”
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gleebix @gleebix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
their song zilch gave us the infinitely memorable phrase 'mistadobalina mista bob dobalina', which was later used by del the funky homosapien
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Maxim Dorky, the Delaware Disparager @maxim-dorky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
God save me from having hot takes about politics in places I don't live.
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Maxim Dorky, the Delaware Disparager @maxim-dorky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Some people on here seem to think that hurting or punishing other people is the best way to get them to "learn a lesson" (or to put it more bluntly, "get them to do what you want"). And I have to say, that doesn't say much about who taught these people themselves.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The average millennial is now old enough to take their child to the city to see a marching band.
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Birb_at_Arms @birblib.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The moral of the story is never to trust the son of a major real estate tycoon who never had a real job until discovering reactionary politics send post
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Captain Sasquatch @captainsasquatch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And every Stargate planet.
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brad @bradiscranky.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it's not even that. it's the victory of the chuds online. remember "u mad?" used to be that losing your shit online was to be laughed at. now it's monetized
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Vibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
10 years ago, a Puerto Rican New Yorker became one of the most famous people in the country for proclaiming the founding of this nation a story he can choose to own. The activist left mocked that idea relentlessly. Since declaring that worldview neoliberal apologia, is the world a better place?
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Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
People conflate 2001 and 2003
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"The unity happened but it was short-lived, deteriorating rapidly as different groups attempted to seize hold of it for power" is not the same thing as "it never happened at all" We can be clear-eyed about how bad things got, and how quickly it happened, after 9/11 without making shit up.
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Chris Peterson @realchrispeterson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Vitriolic nationalism was everywhere but there was no shared bond among Americans. Okay. That totally makes sense.
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🥲
David Rees -War on Drugs
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I bought this sign a few years later at the going out of business sale of a locally owned restaurant in, I think, North Haven CT.
metal sign with stick-on lettering reading NO FRENCH PRODUCTS SOLD HERE/"GOD BLESS AMERICA"
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/09/2026
i think it is bad that the president is that helm of a deranged cult of personality
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