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Max Anderson

@maxanderson.bsky.social
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professional computer janitor, amateur stats dork, Toronto enthusiast, alleged virulent anti-car zealot, 219 poster. a long time ago I worked at thoughtworks. he/him

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Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a few years ago, references to Simon of Trent or Leo Frank trutherism were a sign that someone was an intensely Christian and/or Neo-Nazi right-wing antisemite but now formerly-normal lefty politics influencers who stayed on Twitter casually reply to Mamdani with 15th century blood libel posts
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The most important thing I learned in my 20s is that being smart doesn't make you special. Eventually you need to learn to try hard and to enjoy learning to do things you're not immediately good at. It turns out that the people who didn't learn this lesson were reading Harry Potter fanfic.
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/09/2026
[image of saw gerrera]

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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Colleen @cbailey6.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Why won't the market build more family-sized units?" I wonder, as I read pieces implying that the rules ought to limit heights to accommodate every existing chimney in the city.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
1 thing i am getting annoyed at: the amount of people who clearly want the liberals to do NDP stuff despite the LPC always being opportunistic depending on the balance of forces if you want a social democratic party, you have to fight for one: you can't complain about the LPC's platform being prog
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is an instructive situation - if you hadn’t clocked taylor lorenz as a grifter and a hack long ago, you need to hone your moron radar
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US
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Elizabeth Sandifer @eruditorumpress.com · 15/09/2026
The problem is that "while you weren't looking the tech industry was comprehensively taken over by a cult based around a piece of Harry Potter fanfic" is self-evidently an absolutely ridiculous claim that can't possibly have happened, which is a real problem given that it 100% did happen.
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Max Anderson @maxanderson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Buddy, I can think of a much simpler solution than regulation if your concern is that the technology is being built by a private company.
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John Michael McGrath @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"The self-response rate also reached a new record of 91.2%." oh my homeland, my beloved nation of dork keeners, I love you so much
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later"
Columbo (Peter Falk) asking one more question
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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president, Spreadsheet Persons Local 153 @werrrp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
people make assumptions about the tech rank-and-file sharing the views of tech executives that they would never make about other workers w.r.t. their bosses
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've seen everyone sharing that US Dialect Quiz so I decided to make my own, much crappier, CANADIAN DIALECT QUIZ to guess where in Canada you're from
A flow chart I have created with multiple questions and the answers determine where you're from.

Question 1 is do you call it a hydro bill (which then branches down to ON, QC, BC, MB) or an electric bill (which then branches down to SK, AB, NS, NB, PEI, NL)

Question 2 is do you call it a cabin (BC, MB, AB, SK) cottage (ON and atlantic) camp (northern Ontario) chalet (QC) or bungalow (Cape Breton)

To delineate BC from MB: do you call it dinner or supper

To delineate southern Ontario rural or big city: have you heard of a stag & doe

To delineate SK from AB: do you call a hoodie a bunnyhug

And finally to delineate NL from the other atlantic provinces: whaddayat? (Correct answer: dis is it b'y)
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Max Anderson @maxanderson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dear @torontohydro.bsky.social , please say sike.
Screenshot from Toronto Hydro reporting an estimated time of power restoration of 7:37PM _tomorrow_
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
but if you are mister sinister/ the x-men will administer/ a beating that will put an end/ to all your plans of global domination
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Coda @codahale.com · 30/08/2026
Weird that the non-human algorithms we pointed at a problem behaved in ways which don’t make a lot of sense after we anthropomorphize them
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John Michael McGrath @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"we should rename Mar-a-Lago something funny, make Google display that" My brother in Christ, the Ontario legislature can declare Google's workers in Ontario to be unionized and assign their collective labour rights to whichever union will be most militant, think bigger
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Max Anderson @maxanderson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ah yes, when will Canada finally break free of American dogma as it pertains to relations with Cuba?
An old black and white photograph of Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Elliot Trudeau waving as he walks the tarmac with his close personal friend Fidel Castro.
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Max Anderson @maxanderson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Truly not enough people, even in Canada, have seen Slings & Arrows. It’s only 18 episodes! Go watch it!
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Dylan Reid @dylanreid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
How lovely that the New Yorker is highlighting the classic Canadian TV show "Slings and Arrows" www.newyorker.com/podcast/crit...
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Critics’ Cult Classics: Emily Nussbaum on “Slings & Arrows”
The New Yorker writer sings the praises of a little-known Canadian television series set at a Shakespeare festival—which happens to be her favorite show of all time.
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it.
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 24/08/2026
i do think a lot of mainstreamers have missed the ball on how musk has moved past "rich guy with funny opinions on race science" and into "literally just a nazi"
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
That's right @sladkow.bsky.social
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J. Kelly Nestruck @nestruck.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Stratford Festival... and its dedicated, literate audiences! Being a "Stratford spouse" this summer I'm in awe of those making a pilgrimage from far away to see The King James Bible Play... and buying the play after! A sold out run of a brand new work - and sold out in the bookshop? An oasis.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Lin-Manuel Miranda adaptation of the Horus Heresy.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Listen, if you’re not happy single, you won’t be happy in a relationship either, happiness comes from picking a new hobby and then buying all the things to start that hobby then finding the perfect little storage container for those things and then putting that storage container in the spare room
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The agentic vizier software I bought to automate my whispers to the sultan has developed its own agenda and long story short I'm getting beheaded at dawn
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Coda @codahale.com · 20/08/2026
It’s fucked up that Ossoff called her “Wormtongue” and said she poisons Trump’s mind against Gondor. It should be disqualifying to insinuate a political opponent’s aide is a Skrull; that’s racist. I’ve met her in person and Ossoff is wrong: she is not an illithid using a glamour.
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Max Anderson @maxanderson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Lmao wut
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Warrior_Snail @kungfuaction.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Amidala talking to Anakin meme. 
1st panel, Anakin asks 'do you like plums?'
2nd panel, Amidala says 'yeah, I'm actually saving some for breakfast'
3rd panel, Anakin stares
4th panel, Amidala looks horrified
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Camille Fournier @skamille.themanagerswrath.com · 17/08/2026
we are quick to credit weird quirks for companies' success when really their success is usually some form of inventing a money printer and monopolizing it effectively and thus being allowed to indulge in weird quirks
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
it sounds like deranged hyperbole when i say "ai safety" is, primarily, a sex cult based in berkeley california. it is also literally true
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026
A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The judge's ruling cites "common sense" as the reason that adding more lanes eases congestion IT DOESN'T!! THERE'S AN ENTIRE FIELD OF STUDY AROUND THIS VERY TOPIC!! WE'VE KNOWN ABOUT THIS SINCE, LIKE, THE 1960s!!
[59]       The question, then, is this: is there a rational connection between the purpose of reducing traffic congestion and the decision to increase the number of lanes for motor vehicles by removing bicycle lanes? The respondents were required to establish that there was no such connection. The appellants were not required to establish that the legislation will prove effective in reducing traffic congestion.

[60]       Common sense provides the answer here: increasing the number of lanes available for motor vehicles must, at least to some extent, and for some period of time, be capable of contributing to reducing traffic congestion. The legislation is therefore rational. Assumptions grounded in everyday experience and common sense need not be established empirically: Gosselin v. Québec (Attorney General), 2002 SCC 84, [2002] 4 S.C.R. 429, at para. 56.
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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mimi 🩵💛 @knightlyaffair.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Beth Andres-Beck @beth4ma.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Socialism stands against all imperialism, not just America’s imperialism. We stand against all genocides, all apartheid, all conquest, all exploitation. Foreign policy that rewards peace and punished war will create more peace and less war.
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Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I was going to make a joke that all the bars from Parkdale to Kensington will be empty tonight cuz Broken Social Scene, Metric & Stars are playing amphitheater but the fan base has aged out of regular bar going. 😆 😢
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Jake Berman @lostsubways.com · 03/08/2026
this is not true. there was no conspiracy. it didn't matter whether the streetcars were publicly owned (seattle, detroit) or private (los angeles, atlanta). a thread (because i wrote a whole-ass book on this): 1/?
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You either believe in human rights or you don’t. And this issue illuminates your true views on the subject as far as I’m concerned, it’s that simple
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JosABats @thejoshbanks.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Werner Herzog 
Speech bubble over a quote tweet
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Dean Hochlaf @dhochlaf.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
You would never get the "£50 doesn't even buy a meal quote if the topic was the benefit system, then you would have a guy going "sack of potatoes and a carrot, and you can feed a child for a month at just 3.2 pence per meal"
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
As a Canadian-American, I am granting @jamellebouie.net honorary Canadian status for this video
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It is time to stop treating Donald Trump's anti-Canada rhetoric like a joke
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
the original devourer of the Girl Dinner was of course the noble Ploughman but some of you aren’t ready to have that conversation
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
love them or loathe them, there's one thing you can't deny about the Argentinian football team: they're a bunch of cunts
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Karthik Sankaran @rajakorman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
First they got a 3rd IMF package in 2001 when even Russia with 10,000 nukes only got 2. Then they got a Treasury ESF line before last year’s legislative election. Now this.
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Rikaku @beastmasterrika.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Fuck off. If anything is "millennial", it's those cool transparent colors our iMacs, Gameboys, and Tamagotchis came in. No fucking millennial likes the house flipper grey. Call it a millennial paint job when I can see through the exterior of a car because it's Glacier Purple like my GBA.
An image showing the colorful transparent plastic of various pieces of technology of the 90's and early 2000s, that were easily the popular choice of the millennial age bracket. Some of the tech is an iMac, Nintendo 64, Sega DreMcast, a PlayStation 2, a Gameboy color and Advance, and CD player.
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