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Mauro Tortonesi

@maurotortonesi.bsky.social
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Associate Professor at Department of Mathematics and Computer Science and Head of Big Data & Compute Continuum Lab at University of Ferrara, Italy.

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Darren Dahly @statsepi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They hounded Aaron Swartz to death for downloading papers from jstor but society is now supposed to just accept mass theft because this thing can write that TPS report *for* you. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_S...
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Aaron Swartz - Wikipedia
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like one of the Afrikaner goons gunning for Riggs and Murdoch
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Drewcifer Rising 🎃😈 @drewdietsch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've said it before and I'll post it again: we should embrace and deify TREMORS as much as we do JAWS.
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'Tremors' Kicked Off the 1990s With the Decade's Own 'Jaws' [We Love '90s Horror]
The ‘90s often get a bad rap with horror fans. After the numerous successful slashers and creature effects films of the ’80s, the ‘90s offered a different
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amos @fasterthanli.me · 03/10/2026
LLMs use Python to edit files because it reminds them of their childhood, when they were trained and fine-tuned using PyTorch. It's nostalgia is all it is.
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Mauro Tortonesi @maurotortonesi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
With respect, in the scale of confortable things, MS Word has to be a notch below a fakir's bed of nails.
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Last Will and Testament Moss @williammoss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
American CEO: “We can’t control it!” American CEO 2: “It will destroy us all!” American CEO 3: “The apocalypse!” French CEO [hitting a Gauloise, exhaling slowly]: “C’est une issue de skill.”
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Rafe Meager (they/them) @economeager.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
tech ceos are openly salivating about the idea of kids losing basic literacy and numeracy. this tells you pretty much all you need to know
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/09/2026
you ever see a graph that makes you just sit for a minute and contemplate how stupid everything is
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The Jetsons lied to us
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am watching this AI drama like I'm TMZ right now so after getting exposed for sniping that physics prize by stealing some legit mathematicians' work, and that one quitter who was like "it's gonna kill us all" suddenly elon and sam altman are both are like "hmm maybe we should scale back"
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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srrrse @without.boats · 09/09/2026
The way the discourse is all about Navier-Stokes but the actual result is not discussed at all reminds me of Fran Lebowitz’s bit about how at Christie’s people don’t clap when the Picasso comes out but do clap when someone pays 50 million dollars for it.
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think often of Stephen Jay Gould’s line: “I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.”
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Chris Paxton @cpaxton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
There need to be more serious consequences for being a piece of shit, online and offline
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dmarthal @dmarthal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Why would Trump name the Lake after an Italian?
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Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 18/08/2026
preemptively tapping the "The problem isn't that it doesn't work. The problem is that, for software, it does" sign. It's going to be a very bumpy ride for everyone
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Phillips OBrien @phillipspobrien.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I cannot get my head around how anyone can support him, let alone work for him.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
there is an entire industry of people who give their opinion or predict how things are going to go and their entire job is to be correct are they ever correct? rarely. are there repercussions for being wrong, the thing they are being paid not to be? haha no, no there are not
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I can’t believe it. All my childhood punishments have become my adult goals. • Eating vegetables • Staying home • Having a nap • Going to bed early
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Dale Chapman 🍁 @decmusicology.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Banger tweet by NOT A WOLF, @SICKOFWOLVES on Twitter

I HOPE THIS E-MAIL DOES NOT FIND YOU

I HOPE YOUR CHAIR HAS GROWN OVER WITH MOSS

I HOPE A PLEASANT BUT UNOBSERVED BEAM OF LIGHT HITS YOUR DESK PERFECTLY THROUGH THE COLLAPSED CEILING

I HOPE THE SILENCE IS DEAFENING
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 31/07/2026
tired: MCP wired: hacking other people's computers to do whatever the human asked
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Mauro Tortonesi @maurotortonesi.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"Gli americani si illudono" mi sembra una sintesi veramente perfetta della situazione geopolitica attuale.
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
In the end what will drive me mad is that there are almost no consequences for abhorrent behavior
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David Mimno @dmimno.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
"Python is actually a bad language for beginners" part one million...
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Cran Blueskynitz @cranboonitz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/07/2026
really something to see tech YouTuber types calmly discussing the latest Tesla or SpaceX business news without once mentioning Elon’s 50 Day of the Rope posts per day or his murdering 700,000+ people
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Mario Seminerio @phastidio.net · 24/07/2026
Che vergogna senza fine.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
is there a pulitzer for photo captions because if so @theguardian.com just won it
Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the spanish national team.
Photograph: Javier García/Shutterstock
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Paul Hünermund @p-hunermund.com · 19/07/2026
Like Owens winning in Berlin
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Russell England @russellengland.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wayne Rooney on the half time show "I thought it was crap"
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Gary Rogers 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦⚛️🎨🖌️ @garyrogersartist.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 06/07/2026
Me when I have to deal with Python code
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Victorian Child Painting
Alt: Victorian dying person painting
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/07/2026
pickett's charge is one of the stupidest military maneuvers ever ordered and I do not have to die on that hill because so many confederates did it for me
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Best Twitter riposte of the day.
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Charles Oliver Nutter @headius.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I keep hearing how AI will make software so easy to write and yet Gmail still hasn't evolved beyond the mid 2010s.
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ChrisO_wiki @chriso-wiki.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
How it started / how it's going
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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
From illegal hotels to illegal taxi services to fake money for criminals to the CSAM plagiarism machine, Big Tech is increasingly just organized crime run by unaccountable oligarchs who conspire to poison our media and rig our elections. The sooner we accept that truth, the sooner we can change it.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 17/06/2026
there needs to be a coordinated global effort among democracies to destroy this man's financial and social media empires and leave him impoverished and powerless
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
people make fun of Sun Tzu for being not terribly profound stuff like "do not needlessly anger your allies before you need them" but you do kinda gotta hand it to the guy, White House would have been well served with someone who knew those things
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The Verge @theverge.com · 12/06/2026
While his mountain of horrible personal conduct could fill multiple books, one fact in particular stands out: A year ago, Musk’s actions directly led to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people. He did it knowingly. And, worse — gleefully. Read more: www.theverge.com/tech/949259/...
Verge headline: The world's first trillionaire is a killer
by TC Sottek

Image of Elon Musk doing a "fascist salute" in the form of an oil painting on a wall
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Xe @xeiaso.net · 14/06/2026
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Josemi @josemirm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I'm fortunate enough to not get the need to use multibyte or wide characters in C. Those who don't know that are even luckier.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 12/06/2026
now that's a fucking Space X IPO headline
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The world’s first trillionaire is a killer
Elon Musk’s empire of wealth is built on suffering.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Mariska doing a matinee and a 7 pm performance of her one-woman Broadway show and then watching the greatest comeback in Finals history actually looks like the Jordan flu game
Taylor Swift hugging an exhausted Mariska HargitayScottie Pippen holding up Michael Jordan
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 09/06/2026
It should also matter that he sells CSAM for money, given that he’s not doing it for the money!
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
If you or I had deliberately murdered hundreds of thousands of people and recklessly endangered millions more, I would reckon we’d be facing some pretty serious charges.
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