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Ryanne Dolan

@ry.codes
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BigTech BigData infra @ LinkedIn, Twitter, Cloudera

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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 23/09/2026
I came here to drop bombs and cancel health insurance. And I'm all out of bombs.
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 15/09/2026
A new expert report assesses a “dramatic deterioration” in nuclear safety conditions in the United States, due primarily to the “erosion of the independence” of the Nuclear Regulatory Commission under the Trump administration.
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Expert report notes ‘dramatic deterioration’ in U.S. nuclear security
The country’s score fell by 10 points to 66 on a scale of 100, the biggest decline the Nuclear Threat Initiative has ever recorded.
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 15/09/2026
The Nuclear/AI Dual Threat
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 13/09/2026
A few years on, the Fraggles are really into progressive Rock. Boober smokes radish leaves.
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 11/09/2026
Another rubicon crossed: AI is unequivocally better at oncall than I am, even for the systems I wrote myself by hand.
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 04/09/2026
Took the dialect quiz and it pegged me in San Francisco. Thanks a lot coworkers.
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 03/09/2026
Happy Singularity to all who celebrate
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 03/09/2026
"Final State of the PR" - sweet summer AI
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 03/09/2026
Vibe Shift is now Mean Shift cuz they targeting the data centers.
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 03/09/2026
eng mgrs: SWEs must be on call for their services, so they can feel the pain of operating what they build. also eng mgrs: The only way to contact my team is through a bot that files jira tickets.
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 01/09/2026
Get off the web, Jeb. Just put down the phone, Joan. Look away from the screen, Gene.
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 25/08/2026
wow these robots are so lifelike www.linkedin.com/posts/figure...
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Introducing Index Today we're coming out of stealth with the largest and most diverse robot dataset to scale general purpose robots To date we've crossed 264,000 app downloads and uploaded 1...
Introducing Index Today we're coming out of stealth with the largest and most diverse robot dataset to scale general purpose robots To date we've crossed 264,000 app downloads and uploaded 16 millio...
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 25/08/2026
Noob (me) vs expert. Same dog! You don't need to be an expert to see that I'm not very good.
German pinscher pro shots
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 24/08/2026
Or as I have taken to calling it
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 23/08/2026
DARPA used to host huge robotics competitions. Robotics didn't have any real market, so the US government created one, handing out millions in prize money. I personally worked on DARPA-funded projects for "UAVs" and "quadrocopters", back before we had the term "drone". Seems important.
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 20/08/2026
BREAKING: Scientists Invent Boredom share.google/F9SS6TKYq1w8...
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Lab-grown human brain cells ‘recorded passage of time’
PARIS - Peppercorn-sized clumps of human brain cells grown in a laboratory for a record seven years aged similarly to those inside our heads, suggesting they “recorded the passage of time”...
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 19/08/2026
Actually, rereading their words, "FIX IT", this is a clear directive.
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 17/08/2026
It's funny how my AI chats are all just "address the comments" or "read the spec and build this". Coding harnesses are all chat-centric but they definitely don't need to be.
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 14/08/2026
Working on a greenfield vibe-coded production system with a team of talented engineers has taught me that AI shouldn't be allowed to write comments.
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 11/08/2026
BREAKING: Billion-dollar catering truck renovation planned
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 11/08/2026
Now for his next trick, sawing the cart in half
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 11/08/2026
tails of derring-dofus
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 09/08/2026
Claude seems to be trained to bias against long-running simulations. Always picks tiny parameters and toy problems. Takes several turns to convince it to do anything nontrivial.
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 09/08/2026
All results are "as expected" when you're a Claude.
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 07/08/2026
Real question. Did anyone hear the term "seam" before Claude Code? What is he trying to say??
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 07/08/2026
LOC-maxxing lol
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 06/08/2026
So apparently some super-senior ICs are holding on to the notions of "craft", SDLC, ownership, responsibility, while newer ICs are --delivering-value-dangerously. Consensus a few months ago was that AI was a boon to us with more experience. I think that's about to flip hard.
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Sichu Lu @sichulu.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 06/08/2026
This, combined with the hacking incidents, worries me.
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 06/08/2026
I keep warning people that you can convince Claude that any idea is genius. I specifically use going to the moon as an example. Apparently that's too on the nose now.
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 05/08/2026
Limelight, my "velocipincher"
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 05/08/2026
Love this shot of Anthem credit Rob Martin
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 05/08/2026
Was it on Autopilot at the time
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 04/08/2026
My Astro robot took a really long nap (8 months) and then spontaneously woke up today and zoomed around the house. Problem is I've acquired two new dogs in that time, who didn't know the thing could move lol
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 04/08/2026
Live dashboards on my TV so I can monitor my agents.
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 02/08/2026
New code smell discovered: TODOs left by agents are there because what you've asked makes no sense, not because the agent is lazy.
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 31/07/2026
I have had to start wearing reading glasses to accommodate Claude Code etc. Full-screen zoomed-in vim doesn't cut it anymore.
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 31/07/2026
At long last, my computer programming and pet training skills have converged.
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 31/07/2026
tired: MCP wired: hacking other people's computers to do whatever the human asked
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 30/07/2026
Numbers station but it's Kimi K3
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Oops! All Paperclips @all-paperclips.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Coding will always be hard because you have to know what you want the computer to do.
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 26/07/2026
Engineering management continuing to know what they're talking about
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 25/07/2026
Getting 26 tok/s inference and 13k tok/s fine-tuning in *Java* with a custom LLM/SSM engine on my new DGX Spark. No idea what to do with it tho.
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 25/07/2026
Starting to feel bad for my agents. Even if they aren't conscious, there is a sense of loss every time I dismiss one.
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 25/07/2026
1. I don't trust AI. 2. I trust AI more than I trust others. 3. I trust AI more than I trust myself.
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 25/07/2026
No, I always type out the full package name when I reference a class. Why do you ask.
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 23/07/2026
Breakthrough. Photorealistic. Studio three-point lighting.
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 22/07/2026
Who is accountable? I'm currently working towards a future where no one is accountable for software at all. People sign off on business requirements but not software.
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 22/07/2026
Fable figured out a way to 8x a model's context capacity for free. blog.ry.codes/attention/fi...
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Finite Memory for Unbounded Streams · Ryanne's Blog
A two-tier KV memory for unbounded token streams — exact where it matters, merged where readers can't tell, and trained with the memory in the loop.
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Ryanne Dolan @ry.codes · 19/07/2026
LLMs have turned every problem into a robotics problem: you can build anything but no one will buy it.
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