Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 1hI highly, highly encourage grass touching. As a too-recent practitioner, It’s good, they aren’t lying to us! 011
Reposted by Carlos ScheideggerMatt Keeter @mattkeeter.com · 28/09/2026hi friends I'm very excited to announce Halfspace, my experimental cross-platform IDE for solid modeling with distance fields! This has been in progress since midway through last year, and it's finally "done enough" to make it more public.mattkeeter.comHalfspaceAn IDE for solid modelling with distance fields 520147
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 28/09/2026This is a good summary of our collective modern ailment 010
Reposted by Carlos ScheideggerEmily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.wisn.comSkydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airportFour people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m. 12099782562
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 27/09/2026Legit will die on the hill that focusing on boss fights is the biggest setback in aaa game design of the last 10 years 3130
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 27/09/2026100%. Extra aggravating that presumably these people have read Sagan? He was not a world class novelist, but Contact had a whole chapter where Ellie describes realizing she just isn’t that smart or special. These dipshits read that and went “nuh uh, I’d be the special smartest” 070
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 26/09/2026Yes, these are the same dynamics I see in off topic open source bug reports. “They just want to say whatever is on their minds and they are trying to get anyone to respond” is a better explanation than “they haven’t been socialized regarding the norms”. The latter isn’t what they’re trying to do 040
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 26/09/2026Ok I’m sorry but has anyone watched the latest Dark Matter episode? What the actual hell was this? Someone *wrote* this? 200
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 25/09/2026So control: resonant now uses “Thomas Street” directly in the signage, which is extra sweet since I worked at 33T for a few years: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/33_Thom...en.wikipedia.org33 Thomas Street - Wikipedia 660
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 25/09/2026One of the bits of interview advice I got when I was in the academic job market was “dinners are important. but know that you can either fuck up a dinner or have it be uneventful”. I thought it funny and deranged, but with 15 tears of hindsight I recognize the bait in a few concrete instances now 290
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 25/09/2026downtown mpls folks did you also hear a short awooo just now? 000
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 23/09/2026Is there a way to mark your bsky profile as “please don’t interact with me if you’re an LLM agent”? Some atproto magic? Atmospheric wizards, this is a cry for help 060
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 23/09/2026Louder for the people in the back: Jev can’t be calibrated www.alexmolas.com/2026/09/23/j... Friends don’t let friends lie about the accessibility of the DGD even in principlealexmolas.comJev can't be calibratedJev is a useful zero-shot classifier, but its probabilities can't be calibrated for your data. Calibration depends on your data distribution, which Jev never sees, so treat its outputs as scores and r... 44410
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 23/09/2026ohhhhh it's september, school's back in session. somehow i always forget 110
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 22/09/2026Tonight was another fun Slay the Spire 2 daily, if you're into that kind of thing 010
Reposted by Carlos ScheideggerBhargav Kulkarni @bhargavkk.tngl.sh · 17/09/2026Excited to share that our paper, "Semantics for 2D Rasterization" was accepted at OOPSLA'26! https:// arxiv.org/abs/2603.23696 I will be presenting this work in Oakland at OOPSLA'26, so lets chat if you are interested in languages for graphics!arxiv.orgSemantics for 2D RasterizationRasterization is the process of determining the color of every pixel drawn by an application. Powerful rasterization libraries like Skia, CoreGraphics, and Direct2D put exceptional effort into drawing... 2183
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 20/09/2026Someone finally wrote the paper I've been waiting for a literal decade: μSkia, a formal semantics for 2D drawing so you can prove optimizations correct like "blending with alpha=1 is associative so rearrange the folds as you wish" Holy crap this is so hype arxiv.org/abs/2603.23696arxiv.orgSemantics for 2D RasterizationRasterization is the process of determining the color of every pixel drawn by an application. Powerful rasterization libraries like Skia, CoreGraphics, and Direct2D put exceptional effort into drawing... 25211
Reposted by Carlos ScheideggerMatt Hodges @matthodges.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Very quick and dirty Jev test for hiring bias. One resume for a Wall Street job; asked whether the applicant should get a first-round interview. 76 evaluations, changing only the first name. 19 of each: White-associated men/women, Black-associated men/women. console.typesafe.ai/playground?s... 19475116
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 19/09/2026you just have to preemptively block the tankies, friends, for real 0190
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 19/09/2026A basic number to keep in mind is size of audience * length of presentation. If 20 hours of your time feels like too much effort, ask yourself why 75 hours of your 100-person audience isn’t worth it (At some point the math breaks down. But it’s higher than you think.( 181
Reposted by Carlos ScheideggerTed Underwood @tedunderwood.com · 19/09/2026Embarrassed by the baseless speculation I was spreading nine days ago. Should have waited for the base.engadget.comAnthropic has set up a bio research lab for physical experiments - EngadgetAnthropic now has its own bio research lab in San Francisco. 1526528
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 19/09/2026I’ve been reading Tal’s sandwich series for so long and let me tell you, I grew up eating xis. Every time there’d be a new entry in the series, I wondered This rules, xis is the best 0482
Reposted by Carlos ScheideggerTal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026today's sandwich is the xis gaúcho, a brazilian hunk o beef on bread so naturally i went absolutely apeshit learning all about gauchos, the whip-wielding, maté-drinking, knife-fighting outlaw horsemen of the pampas!!! CLICK FOR KNOWLEDGE buttondown.com/theswordandt...buttondown.comNotable Sandwiches #150: Xis GaúchoWelcome back to Notable Sandwiches, the feature where my editor David Swanson and I eat our way through Wikipedia’s List of Notable Sandwiches. This week,... 1421454
Reposted by Carlos ScheideggerMarniOpe! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Notice Loring Heights/Whittier/Stevens! Found parakeet! 14616
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 18/09/2026The linked piece is indeed very good. This one specifically should be a lot more salient in people's minds: 021
Reposted by Carlos ScheideggerRust Language @rust-lang.org · 17/09/2026⚠️ We believe that there is an ongoing campaign targeting owners of popular crates and rust-lang team members that is attempting to compromise devices and accounts in order to use them to publish malware. See our blog post for details: blog.rust-lang.org/2026/09/17/t...blog.rust-lang.orgBe alert: targeted attacks on prominent Rustaceans | Rust BlogEmpowering everyone to build reliable and efficient software. 121990
Reposted by Carlos ScheideggerNoah Haber @whaleactually.com · 17/09/2026Got a preview of the upcoming Quarto 2 collaborative editor a few months ago, and it's genuinely very very cool and huge step toward practical collaborative code-driven manuscript workflows. May become my default for solo-ish projects or where collaborators are at least a little code savvy.cos.ioToward Collaborative Reproducible ManuscriptsCOS Principal Research Scientist Noah Haber shares how the SCORE project developed a collaborative reproducible manuscript workflow, walks through two different approaches, and introduces an open-sour... 1152
Reposted by Carlos ScheideggerBrian Helsel @bchelsel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I just finished my first paper written entirely in Quarto, and it has changed how I think about the manuscript-writing process. If you’re not an #RStats or #Quarto user, the biggest benefit is that you can automate repetitive workflows. Here are 5 things that made my writing process more efficient. 3465
Reposted by Carlos Scheideggertweety fish @sifu.tweety.fish · 16/09/2026it is maddening! we've invented incredibly interesting, phenomenally useful (within limits) computer programs which require careful understanding and embedded them in a rancid soup of variously inappropriate metaphors. your approach of asking "what precisely are these things" should not be unusual! 3648
Reposted by Carlos ScheideggerVaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Aella is the Olivia Nuzzi of TPOT rationalists in that if you understand this you should go climb a very tall mountain and bury your phone at its peak 2859266
Reposted by Carlos ScheideggerClément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 14/09/2026Big (huge?) news on the computational complexity preprint server, with a paper by Yumou Fei, Dor Minzer, and Shuo Wang I am not qualified to read beyond the intro: the perfect completeness version of the (not) Unique Games Conjecture, the 4-to-1 Games conjecture! eccc.weizmann.ac.il/report/2026/...eccc.weizmann.ac.ilECCC - TR26-179 2459
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 14/09/2026Hello to yall attending posit conf! I’m here at the quarto workshop and happy to meet and talk with you (you might want to mute me for a bit if you don’t care about my day job lol) 1160
Reposted by Carlos ScheideggerJonathan @jmcphers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Coming to posit::conf(2026) in person or virtually? Come hear my talk on Quarto Notebooks and you will learn the meaning of these MYSTERIOUS SHAPES. 3153
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 11/09/2026The subsystem I’m most excited about was designed by @elliot.website and @gordonwoodhull.bsky.social, but I’ll wait until my talk to reveal what it is :) 070
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 10/09/2026quarto-hub is really coming together, y'all! I'm so excited to share some of this with you at conf next week. Check out our upcoming collaborative wysiwyg editor working on a fully-styled Quarto 2 page: 56514
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 02/09/2026Write-only post to tell you that your LLM agent is very good at migrating data off of Dropbox 110
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 01/09/2026Ok, I've seen enough. I can't contribute to this medium anymore. I don't know what happens next. We resuscitate blogs and go from there? I don't know. But this is fucked, and I don't think participating at all is net positive. Back to pure work announcements, I guess. DMs open, love y'all 070
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 01/09/2026Very cool and let's honest to god do more of that. And also: computer, enhance 140
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 01/09/20261. wow this looks amazing 2. if you haven't tried to animate a penguin to look cute, you've no idea how hard it is. Real flashbacks to my undergrad cs animation course, 23 years ago (no, *you're* old) 000
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 31/08/2026If this talk resonates with you and you're going to be at posit::conf(2026), you'll probably enjoy my talk on Quarto Hub. Very directly, Quarto Hub is built on Automerge. But the principles on display are a great match for how we're building Quarto 2 more generally (which Quarto Hub is built on) 020
Reposted by Carlos ScheideggerInk & Switch @inkandswitch.com · 31/08/2026Today we're officially sharing the "Introducing Patchwork-26" video from Lab Day at this year's @localfirstconf.com We bring you the first look at Patchwork-26, the latest in our ongoing effort to realize Malleable Software, Universal Version Control, and Local-First Software.youtube.comIntroducing Patchwork-26YouTube video by Ink & Switch 39133
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 31/08/2026i'm going to be a mean little shit here, but it's deeply funny to me to see someone make a basic arithmetic unit mistake on a hn post, only to later learn they wrote software for jpl 110
Reposted by Carlos Scheideggerphilpax @philpax.me · 31/08/2026lol fuck offffff omarchy.org/news/2026/08...omarchy.org1Password and 37signals become Distinguished Corporate PatronsThe first two Distinguished Corporate Patrons each pledge $100,000 a year for three years, taking the Omacom Foundation to $12.6 million. 2332551