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MatttttttttB @matttttttttb.bsky.social · 4h
Ep 1 of Slow Horses has me renewing my demand that espionage TV and movie writers stop using bus and road planning as the perfect cover career bc they’re supposedly so boring. An outrage!!
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 18h
yeah man we already know that the post-midterm GOP is going to be filled with more outright extremists
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MatttttttttB @matttttttttb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Want so bad
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MatttttttttB @matttttttttb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They couldn’t help themselves and stuck some Friday Night Lights into Lanterns
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 12/10/2026
Dr. Robotnik
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 11/10/2026
There Will Be Blood, Charlie Brown
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Eli Friedman @elifriedman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The boys are in agreement, don't do an imperialism
A still from a Chinese TV show featuring Confucius and Marx
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JS @jsplaceholder.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
New America PAC mailer just dropped and I regret to report that I want the tshirt version
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Alex Koma @alexkoma.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Perhaps the most honest media advisory re: the D.C. Council ever circulated, courtesy of @brianneknadeau.bsky.social's staff:
WHEN & WHERE
Wilson Building, Council Chamber
Tuesday, October 6
Timing: All time predictions for Council meetings are speculative and foolhardy. The Legislative Meeting is scheduled to start at noon but never starts on time. The bill is the second item on the non-consent agenda and likely to be heard early in the meeting. The bill could come up for discussion during the Breakfast Meeting, scheduled for 9 a.m., which will not start at 9 a.m. The bill is not on the agenda for the Council of the Whole meeting, which precedes the Legislative Meeting.
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MatttttttttB @matttttttttb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
God, the political fundraising texts I get that start with my mom’s name…
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
Toddler Scientists Finally Determine Number Of Peas That Fit Into Ear Canal theonion.com/toddler-scientists-fin…
Toddler Scientists Finally Determine Number Of Peas That Fit Into Ear Canal
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jae holzman @jael.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i hate digger and i love how much i hate digger. i am going to see the movie again in two days with more friends. it is climate change freddy got fingered
'Digger' review
The first 20 minutes of the film set up a brilliant comedy that skewers our modern lives today. And then it spends about 2 hours making us feel awful for thinking the first 20 minutes were good, on purpose, over and over again. It is a joyless, colorless film that poorly parodies Citizen Kane and Dr.
Strangelove intentionally, making a mockery of essentially all modern American liberal political commentary and comedy. And a parody of a parody is interesting but uncomfortable and challenging to watch.A parody of Donald Trump today is neither funny nor poignant and the movie knows that. By the film's conclusion, you're left wondering whether spending big budgets to make climate films at all makes any sense. It
would be reductive as well to say the film inspires you to take on the actual
catastrophe outside, because its so confident in its future of doom that really, you're only left with a wordless unease about the idea of apocalypse fiction itself. To watch "Digger" is to experience a deeply miserable punk rock waste of more than one hundred million dollars, à la Freddy Got Fingered - but you will not laugh, unless you're laughing at yourself for being in the theater at all.I enjoyed Digger, and then I hated Digger, and then I enjoyed hate-watching Digger, and then I felt weird because the movie flat out told me to feel disgusting for enjoying hate-watching Digger, and to like hating myself, and I didn't want to listen to that part, and that's the point. Andy Kaufman couldn't have done it better. The Wolf of Wall Street tried to pull this trick and failed. Vice and Don't Look Up both tried to pull this trick and failed. So many other meta-media films have tried to do this recently and they're boring because they are entertaining. Digger is so boring, and frustrating, and uncomfortable, and that's why it works, and I hate that, too, which I also love.Digger will be a massive commercial flop and then go to streaming where it'll be remembered as a cult classic forever. I will watch this movie again and again, and I will find new things to hate to love and love to hate. I couldn't recommend it more highly to anyone who wants to see a piece of ridiculous high-budget avant garde mistakenly promoted as a mass appeal "dark comedy" because it stars Tom Cruise. And yet even the inaccurate PR is part of the point of Digger, to reel you in with precisely the bait it wants to chide you for taking.
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Sophie Gilbert @sophiegilbert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wrote about Cornell, the burnerverse, and how the distinct behaviors of fraternities—sexual aggression as an expression of male bonding and male power—now define male communities all over the internet. www.theatlantic.com/culture/2026...
theatlantic.com
Is College Getting Less Safe for Women?
A lawsuit about an alleged gang rape at Cornell University and a Wired story about sexual cyberharassment reveal how campus rape culture and online misogyny are colliding.
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Professa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Michele Goodwin explores the liberty interests associated with reproductive freedom here: legal-forum.uchicago.edu/print-archiv....
legal-forum.uchicago.edu
Involuntary Reproductive Servitude: Forced Pregnancy, Abortion, and the Thirteenth Amendment | The University of Chicago Legal Forum
The balance of this Essay describes and analyzes originalism from a different point of view, centering the experiences of Black women and girls. It then argues that the Court's selective canvassing of...
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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MatttttttttB @matttttttttb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just a delight
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MatttttttttB @matttttttttb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mike Tomlin’s Minecraft city my god
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Austin Kocher, PhD @austinkocher.com · 01/10/2026
Mexico is now a sending, transit and receiving country all at once. Organizations that used to help migrants heading north are shifting to resettlement after deportation. Field notes from Mexico City: austinkocher.substack.com/p/notes-from...
austinkocher.substack.com
Notes from Mexico City: The View from the South Side of U.S. Deportation Policy
Mexico City is on lots of people’s radars these days, and for good reason: it’s a hip, world-class city with a warm, bohemian exuberance, all the art, culture, and cuisine you can handle, and it’s an…
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MatttttttttB @matttttttttb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don’t need to find God in the machine if you can tell the machine to help you find God!
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MatttttttttB @matttttttttb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lol immediate unfollow, but also it’s very funny to me that Lyman Stone is now doing AI-assisted biblical inerrancy posting
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Steph Noh @stephnoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How did Olivia Miles become one of the most creative passers in the WNBA? I asked Miles, along with the people who guided her in her youth. From ancient Greek philosophy to soccer stardom, here are the influences that helped shape a genius: www.sportingnews.com/us/wnba/minn...
sportingnews.com
Lessons from Aristotle, Dostoevsky, and a Jersey coaching legend: How Olivia Miles honed her court vision | Sporting News
Olivia Miles' trainers and coaches explain how she developed her unbelievable court vision.
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Anne Helen Petersen @annehelen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is *the* piece. Kate Manne, professor of philosophy at Cornell, speaks truth to the totality of failures at the university — and why students protesting the war in Gaza have faced far harsher consequences than any of the Cornell 7: www.thecut.com/article/what...
thecut.com
What It Feels Like at Cornell Right Now
As a professor at the Ivy League school, Kate Manne has known many, many victims. There’s a palpable feeling on campus, she writes, that this is big.
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Earlier this evening a federal jury struck down a brazenly unconstitutional traffic stop scheme "that turned mass surveillance of American drivers into a pipeline of pretextual traffic stops and unconstitutional searches." ij.org/press-releas...
The unconstitutional program ran in five steps: First, surveillance cameras across the state and country recorded license plates and logged when and where cars went. Second, analysts and anonymous tipsters flagged ordinary travel, like driving toward the border and back, as suspicious. Third, Bexar County sheriff’s deputies invented a traffic violation to justify pulling over the flagged driver. Fourth, deputies pulled drivers into their front seats, interrogated them and asked consent to search their car. Finally, fifth, if the driver refused to consent to a search, a K-9 alert from a manipulated dog supplied the probable cause to search anyway. This practice happened for four years to countless motorists.
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MatttttttttB @matttttttttb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Life advice tbh
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 27/09/2026
One of America’s great wildlife recoveries is coming undone. Across the Chesapeake this year, Bryan Watts and his colleagues at William & Mary’s Center for Conservation Biology recorded the worst osprey breeding season they have ever documented.
washingtonpost.com
Ospreys are disappearing along the East Coast. Scientists think they know why.
At the center of a widening crisis for one of the nation's great wildlife comebacks is a fish most Americans would hardly recognize.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no Gen Z is going to learn how fucked up tv was. They’re going to learn that we had psychics on the news like they were legitimate sources of information
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Skeptic Tank @skeptictank.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Still pretty gobsmacked by this being real
Chris Hansen tweet with a pic of him dressed as Robert Pattinson 

“Chris Hansen
1 hour ago
Robert Pattinson is portraying me in the new movie Primetime. Two can play at that game.
l'll be watching the film opening night on Friday to give you my thoughts. Subscribe to be the first to watch it. Video goes live at 7PM ET.
2/2”
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SHOPPER.BMF
A silhouette of a woman shopping, her arms full of packages. Rebecca Harkness hurries down a street crowded with Christmas shoppers. A street corner Santa rings a bell, and the minty smell of candy canes hangs in the air. Rebecca can barely contain her excitement. She was standing outside the jewelry store, eyeing a diamond ring in the window display, when a little man dressed as a Christmas elf appeared next to her. The ring is nice, no?—he says to her with a faint German accent. Your man, he will give this to you, I am sure of it. Rebecca looked down at the small man. His costume was extraordinarily authentic. The elfin ears were fleshy and alive, nothing like the cheap waxy molds Santa’s helpers usually wear. Your man—the elf says to her—he will give you the ring, I promise, but you must promise something in return. Something to me. Rebecca Harkness says, Absolutely, I promise. And she giggles, thrilled with this portent of things to come. Rebecca Harkness soon forgets her own promise and makes her way home, nearly skipping like a schoolgirl.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i asked them about your posts and the reviews are in
Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service Bad.

Pam, 66, Republican, white, retired Amoral.

Becky, 51, Democrat, white, retail Disgusting.

Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources Two words: morally corrupt.

Hitesh, 57, Republican, Asian, looking for work Disgusting.
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MatttttttttB @matttttttttb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The suggestion that large shared AV fleets will need less parking is pretty much a fantasy… one of the main regulatory questions is exactly where to stage these fleets as they grow
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MatttttttttB @matttttttttb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Finishing it and it has me moved, my word
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MatttttttttB @matttttttttb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don’t think this kind of thing has the heft it did in 2024
Ken Paxton campaign text:

Did you hear about the 14-year-old girl who was for sale in a motel off I-35?
Ken Paxton was able to get justice for the victim and put the traffickers behind bars.
Here's how he did it: tx-pac.org/
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Stop to End
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MatttttttttB @matttttttttb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh cool “American hukou” posting from ppl who don’t know the first thing about how hukou actually works, this and the tiresome “transplants” discourse it’s reacting to could’ve stayed on Twitter
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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time
Tweet by @alexqarbuckle:

SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?

GUARD: Nope.

SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch.

GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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MatttttttttB @matttttttttb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A new season of Slow Horses??
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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MatttttttttB @matttttttttb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’ve had “sprrrrrockets” in my head since seeing this two days ago
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MatttttttttB @matttttttttb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That was my first thought. Also Tokyo, but that may not meet my made up criterion of having hosted would-be revolutionaries from multiple countries rather than just one
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MatttttttttB @matttttttttb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I would love some kind of pop history of places that have served this role, cuz there are a few
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MatttttttttB @matttttttttb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thx OneDrive
A OneDrive notification screenshot: 

September 11! Over the years See what made this day special
over time
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Julia Serano @juliaserano.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it would shock the average person how many anti-trans activists had a partner or child who came out as trans and, rather than being supportive, they obsessively worked to "purge" transness from their lives (as well as society)...
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the international date line saying "and i took that personally"
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👻ewan!!! (comms 📌) @ewanthingdoer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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MatttttttttB @matttttttttb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Isn’t this just a map of farm income
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
GDT's reddit AMA spitting fire www.reddit.com/r/movies/com...
reddit comment: 

Hello! Did you intend the ending of Pan’s labyrinth to be real or in Ofelia’s mind?

Guillermo Del Toro's reply: 

My interpretation, and it's exclusively mine, is that it's real.

Because there's two things. One is what people call “The Shining Question.” The Shining Question is, Who opens the door for Jack to get out of the fridge? And Ofelia is in an attic with a guard outside her door, and she draws the door with the magic chalk, and she shows up in the labyrinth. So, the only way she could have gone into the labyrinth is the magic chalk. And the flower is real at the end. The flower that blooms in the dead tree. And the reason I think it’s real is because—and this is why I'm in favor of the human factor in art—I think that art does transform the world. You know?

Think about it for a second. One of the goals, with all this movement, is to make you believe that art is vulgar. That art is nothing special, and anybody can do art. That is like me telling you that I'm faster at running than Usain Bolt but I “run” in my motorcycle. Well, that's not the same. That’s not the same at all.

Art is important, and they want you to believe it isn't. It's part of the idea of control. The goal is not to have artificial intelligence. The goal is to foster natural stupidity. The goal is to foster you not looking for answers, and to trust yourself entirely to an engine. Look at the way we are dipping our toes into these things. We are starting to ask the machine, Is this true? For now, there's a correlation between reality and what the answers of the machine are. For now. But soon, we won't even investigate further. We will be told it's true. And if the machine is in the hands of somebody who should not be trusted, then your reality has been completely and utterly fucked. Because your intelligence ends at the question. You don't seek the answer. It's given to you.Q: You recently mentioned that AI creates 'semi-compelling screensavers' and that you'd 'rather die' than use it. As a filmmaker who relies heavily on practical effects and creature design, what do you think is the biggest thing lost when a computer generates an image instead of a human hand?

GDT:

The three quarters of the process that gave you the chance to think of the idea that people don't think about without that process. Meaning, AI can get you to the middle really fast, but there's a dialectic with the process that gets you to that top 10%. I'll give you an example with the Pale Man.

We sculpted it as an old man, with a face. And then I said, Let's take out the face. This happened because I saw a photo of a manta ray and the poster for Don Coscarelli’s Phantasm. That combination, which happened at two different times during a week or a month, are not permutations that are chemically part of an equation. They are alchemy. And then I said, Take out the face, and then I said, Let's put the eyes on the hands. This triangulation happens because I spent a month or two months living with the idea of this creature. And it's not linear.

AI is like a super-fast engine that makes semi-sentient permutations of things that are already done. Creation is things that have never been done. Coming to exist.

And the second thing is the loss of the apprenticeship that one has as an artist. You're never a master; you're always an apprentice. This is a kinship I have with, for example, Chris Nolan. When he showed me The Odyssey, there’s a scene when Matt Damon is floating in the stormy ocean and I asked him—because we were talking about practical effects, and how great it is and that we both always use a maquette or a model—and I asked him, How did you do it? He said, “We put him in a storm in the ocean.”

And you're gonna find that 30% of a great image occurs accidentally. You know, either a drop of water hits the lens, or the camera shakes. I remember when in 1993, '94, Jim…
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Chicago in Pop Culture @chicagopopculture.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Chicagoan (1926)
Cover of The Chicagoan, July 15, 1926, showing a stylish couple overlooking Chicago’s lakefront at night beneath an orange crescent moon and stars, with the skyline and Lake Michigan in the background. Art Deco illustration in blue, orange, black, and white.
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Jeff Stein @jeffstein.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞 Big news: The Washington Sun launches w/: — Huge investment in DC & local reporters — Legend Tom Sietsema — Capital Weather — Newsroom of +100, w/ great reporters (& me) Comes after Bezos's enormous cuts to WaPo To support, sign up for (free!) newsletter: washingtonsun.com/newsletters
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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