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@mattprco.bsky.social
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Northern Colorado • he/him • leftist • connoisseur of decaf coffee, fake meat, and near beer

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The Onion @theonion.com · 6h
You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way
You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way
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matt @mattprco.bsky.social · 6h
GeoSports · Oct 8th 874 / 1,000 🟡🟢🟡🟢🟡 www.geosports.app Wikipedia is free. If you're going to do a trivia sort of thing about the legend of Pheidippides you can easily verify that he did not run "about 26 miles."
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GeoSports — Daily sports geography game
5 questions a day. 60–90 seconds. Tap where it happened on the globe.
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Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Does this mean that Grok’s porn problem is now the SI Swimsuit Issue?
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 9h
the real resentment for me is that you can say "we should get rid of billionaires" to an audience of millions & that counts for less than saying "we should make billionaires kings" to an audience of 3 billionaires
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Spin The Dial @spinthedial.bsky.social · 19h
Wild Pink - Still Coming Down #BestSongHeardToday #MusicChallenge
youtu.be
Wild Pink - Still Coming Down [Chapter IV]
YouTube video by Fire Talk
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And one of the Democrats' most known national figure and leading contender for their 2028 presidential nomination, Gavin Newsom, made sure it happened
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 21h
we do not have to live this way.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 20h
Don Henley with speech bubble from the “Boys of Summer” video
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 23h
I think we should see other entities.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22h
Can anybody else see that sleep paralysis demon in the background?
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matt @mattprco.bsky.social · 20h
not that funny, but also not really true
Amazon profile says: Product Preferences Maintains steady athletic wear replacement cycle
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GoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i need to lock in
Charmin bear with toilet paper breasts
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyone can do this 👇 code: ORBOOKS40 for 40% off
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Spin The Dial @spinthedial.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lydia Loveless - Accolades #TwangTuesday #MusicChallenge #BestSongHeardToday
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Lydia Loveless - Accolades (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Lydia Loveless
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
beautiful women.
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matt @mattprco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
we gotta shut down special teams til we figure out what's going on
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I cannot give one shit about “winning the Iran War” because I do not support American imperial aims and most of all it started by the US and Israel massacring 120 school children and their teachers.
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
they should add a feature here that shows the mph you were traveling when you made a post
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i feel like ween and they might be giants are two paths diverging from "teenager in the 1990s with what would ten years later be recognized as autism spectrum disorder". the ween path is if you start smoking weed every day and the tmbg path is if you're too scared to ever try weed
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Spin The Dial @spinthedial.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
IATT - Somniphobia #MetalMonday #MusicChallenge Saw these guys tear it up up close this weekend. Like multiple fist bumps with the singer close. They deserve a lot more attention.
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IATT – Somniphobia (Official Album Film - Chapter III)
YouTube video by IATT Official
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matt @mattprco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
both sides time
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Professor Frink saying this
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Peter du Toit @peterdutoit.com · 03/10/2026
The world at ~1.5°C above preindustrial. Fossil fuel usage continues unabated, pushing more greenhouse gas pollution into the atmosphere, so heating will continue. We are *firmly* on track to pass 2°C We are *absolutely* not prepared for the associated climate chaos.
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The problem in this country is not polarization. The problem in this country is we have one neofascist party and a media and 'opposition party' who are hellbent on pretending that said neofascist party is normal and legitimate.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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Spin The Dial @spinthedial.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hamish Hawk - Intriguer/Tenderness #BestSongHeardToday #MusicChallenge
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Hamish Hawk - Intriguer/Tenderness (Official Video)
YouTube video by Hamish Hawk
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
breaking up by subskeet. please repost so he gets the message
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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Goddammit. The contempt these people have for everything wondrous and good and *human* is so grotesque.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Troy McClure says


A vegan is vegetables.

A vegan is eating a piece of lettuce all day long
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
someone call up will smith we need him to do something
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
huh
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
today is the only day you can post this
a scene from mean girls where lindsay lohan says "It's tha freakin' weekend."
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 03/10/2026
One of the most underrated benefits of living under a Communist Dictatorship is that you don't have to watch all these stupid political ads every two years.
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Pale Horsie @palehorsie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well fuck 😐; futurism.com/future-socie...
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Alternative Health Influencer Boasts That He's Been Drinking From a Radioactive Jug for 250 Days Straight
Holistic influencer Matt Roeske recently bragged that he's been drinking from an irradiated jug for the better part of a year.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Bee Movie (2007)
Macauley Culkin wearing glasses (he can't see without his glasses), and Anna Chlumsky, standing back to back for the last time
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 03/10/2026
The cars from Cars have tinted windows because otherwise you’d see their bowels.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Clippy has a ten percent chance of destroying humanity within a decade
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matt @mattprco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
immovable force meets an unstoppable object
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Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The old week is dying. The new week struggles to be born. Now is the Time of Miller.
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Spin The Dial @spinthedial.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#NewMusicFriday Placebo - Helen Keller #MusicChallenge #MusicSky
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Placebo - Helen Keller - Lyric Video
YouTube video by PLACEBO
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David Berman Bot @davidbermanbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We're just drinking margaritas at the mall That's what this stuff adds up to after all
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Colorado Times Recorder @coloradotimesrecorder.com · 02/10/2026
"There's no water."
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To me, the real spooky season is all the dang politics. Share if you feel similarly about the dang politics
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jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me and who
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Dr. Hilary Agro, PhD 🍄 @hilaryagro.com · 02/10/2026
Oh. I finally understand fraternities
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Spin The Dial @spinthedial.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#ThrowbackThursday "beautifulgarbage" released October 1, 2001 Garbage - Breaking Up The Girl #MusicChallenge #MusicSky
youtu.be
Garbage - Breaking Up The Girl (Official Video)
YouTube video by GarbageVEVO
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Peggy’s Sugarfoots @sugarfootsribs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
MAKE SOME SOUP
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matt @mattprco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This video is a better movie than the movie, I guarantee it
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