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BOARDS OF CANADA @boardsofcanada.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

INFERNO. 18 TRACKS. 70 MINUTES. 2xLP, CD, DIGITAL. 29 MAY 2026. boardsofcanada.com

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 19/04/2026

Tonight's stargazing is IC 434, the Horsehead Nebula, taken by the side of Banana River in Cocoa Beach, Florida

A starfield with a reddish nebula in the center

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 16/04/2026

Just got a Seestar S30 Pro telescopic camera. My first picture is M42, the Orion Nebula, taken from Cocoa Beach, Florida.

Photo taken by telescope of a star field with a reddish nebula in the center

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 15/03/2026

At the Pig & Whistle in Cocoa Beach to watch Liverpool host Tottenham #livtot

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 15/03/2026

Frog over Merritt Island

Fuzzy photo of a tiny green frog perched on a dark steel rail in near focus over a dark body of water with city lights on the horizon in far focus

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 20/02/2026

Now we find out that Trump is in the Epstein Files *and* the X Files

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 25/01/2026

Looking for recommendations for short fiction, 1 - 3 hours of reading. I like sci fi but if you think something else is worth an hour or two I'd like to hear about it.

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

LESS 1933 MORE 1945

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 23/01/2026

We won bar trivia but now we have to take the trophy down to Mar a Lago because Trump is really the one that deserves it

Standard middle aged bar trivia couple holding a trophy and gift certificate

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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 06/01/2026

In the future, you won't even need to cook food. You'll just ask the AI and it'll describe the food to you

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 01/01/2026

Watched a few dolphins playing in Banana River, Cocoa Beach, Florida from the drone

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 11/12/2025

When your training data is 100,000 bots spamming "Call 555-SCAM to fix your credit card problem" vs a company that hides its contact information behind 10 clicks

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 09/12/2025

Every goddamn morning I wake up to check if he's dead yet and instead I have to imagine a Death of Stalin thing is happening to get enough energy to get dressed. Today Steve Buscemi is playing Marco Rubio.

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 29/10/2025

While tech companies say that AI can replace your doctor, lawyer and priest, not a single one of them has made a peep about using AI to solve the air traffic control crisis. Why would these clever people who regularly jet around the world not want their brilliant product keeping us safe in the air?

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 29/10/2025

Next up: Draft Kings sponsorships on referee uniforms

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 24/10/2025

Seen on Beltway 8 in Houston

Honey dipper truck, yellow and black, labeled "Stool Bus"

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Kash Patel is the literal actual platonic ideal of poker racket mark lmao

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 24/10/2025

I guess the Statue of Liberty will be getting a boob job soon

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 23/10/2025

Feature request: a temporary mute button that remembers that I muted someone before and increases the duration of the mute each time until repeat offenders go away forever

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 19/10/2025

Here's my favorite from #nokings in Cocoa, Florida today

Aww do I seriously have to describe those ganky folds of flesh under His jello jaw? Screws up the whole double/maybe triple entendre thing going on here

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 07/05/2025

Scott Bessent looks like the bastard love child of Will Ferrell's Harry Caray and Dana Carvey's Church Lady

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 05/10/2025

Honestly kind of surprised that Trump hasn't tried to seize control of the Allstate Good Hands Field Goal Scholarship program yet

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 18/09/2025

Has noted free speech absolutist Elon Musk had anything to say about Kimmel's cancellation?

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 28/08/2025

It's starting to feel like I already used this same six digit authenticator code to log in at work before

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 22/08/2025

"Stalinism with American characteristics"

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 11/08/2025

The only place crime is up in DC is around the 1400 block of Pennsylvania Avenue

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 29/07/2025

Feels like we're about two to three news cycles from them sending JD Vance out to explain the difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 25/07/2025

Having lunch sitting behind a table of Houston Petroleum Wives types and they're pretty sure Trump is on the side of the angels re: the Epstein Files. But... they're still talking about the Epstein Files two weeks after Trump declared it to be a hoax

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 21/07/2025

You know that scene in 80s action movies where the guy disassembles and reassembles his gun by touch? That's me with a CPAP machine.

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 19/07/2025

I 100% believe that Trump didn't write the Epstein birthday letter as the WSJ described it. Gross yes, but too witty for him. I 200% believe that when he heard they were collecting letters to be leather bound in a book for his benefactor he hired a professional to write it and signed it himself.

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Lustiger Name @alex.antilogik.org · 09/07/2025

HEIL9000

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

The American Healthcare Apparatus was designed to determine how sick a person can be and still pay taxes.

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 27/06/2025

The Supreme Court is illegitimate

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 27/06/2025

Been trying to get through "Mall Is Lost" by Holly Raymond for the last couple of nights but maybe I just don't have it in me to process poetry. Although I really like the first verse in Act I iii "Low-Energy Goblin Chorus, w/ Perfunctory Effort"

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 24/06/2025

Welcome to day 13 of Trump's 12 Day War

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 22/06/2025

Oh yeah "President Trump to address the nation at 10 pm Saturday night" is really what I was hoping to avoid

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 09/06/2025

Marines being deployed to LA? I didn't think there was any oil left there

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 03/06/2025

Let's convince Hegseth that since the word "Admiral" comes from Arabic we should be calling them Wet Generals

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 02/06/2025

Does anybody have background on a billboard on the south side of I-10 facing west-bound traffic between Lafayette and Lake Charles with a script font reading "You've Got This" on a blue or green background?

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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

You wanna fucking complain in your air-conditioned house on your cellular device about how it’s too dang tough and you just can’t do it? Fuck you. Pay some respect to the history that brought you here. Fight.

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 10/05/2025

I'm probably gonna be the first guy sent to Salvadoran concentration camp because my CPAP machine's networked maintenance function narcs me out

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 07/05/2025

Scott Bessent looks like the bastard love child of Will Ferrell's Harry Caray and Dana Carvey's Church Lady

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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

You know that Twilight Zone episode where the kid has amazing psychic powers and can make people disappear with his mind and the entire town is hostage to him and has to cater to his every whim? That’s us right now.

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 05/05/2025

Sitcom idea: a team of 20-something Whitehouse Big Ballses having to negotiate between ever wilder presidential orders and reality

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 05/05/2025

Could be worse, he could have been watching Escape From New York

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