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Matt Nelsen

@mattnelsen.com

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Featherless biped Anti-Maga Cocoa Beach, Florida Kayaking, canoeing, paddling Liverpool FC, Houston Astros, Texas Aggies I have friends everywhere

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 21/05/2026

Seems like a good place to hang stuff from

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 12/05/2026

Executive order to redefine horses as cows

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 05/05/2026

Leo DiCaprio / Matt Berry transporter mishap

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 30/04/2026

Real headline: the text extrusion machine extruded text that way too many humans interpreted as a confession

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BOARDS OF CANADA @boardsofcanada.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

INFERNO. 18 TRACKS. 70 MINUTES. 2xLP, CD, DIGITAL. 29 MAY 2026. boardsofcanada.com

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 19/04/2026

Tonight's stargazing is IC 434, the Horsehead Nebula, taken by the side of Banana River in Cocoa Beach, Florida

A starfield with a reddish nebula in the center

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 16/04/2026

Just got a Seestar S30 Pro telescopic camera. My first picture is M42, the Orion Nebula, taken from Cocoa Beach, Florida.

Photo taken by telescope of a star field with a reddish nebula in the center

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 15/04/2026

Did he borrow his dad's suit?

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 15/04/2026

Molina's Cantina, Houston TX

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 13/04/2026

That's why I love the Premier League

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 12/04/2026

I see no reason that Secret Service protection should be extended to anyone that accepts a pardon

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 07/04/2026

You should check out Peru

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 05/04/2026

"Praise be to Allah"? Somebody just made a killing on Polymarket

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 04/04/2026

Sean Spicer showing this clip to his wife saying, "See, I'm not the *most* pathetic slug in D.C."

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 01/04/2026

It served him well his entire life. Why would he stop now?

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 01/04/2026

Whether the commander who ordered the investigation resigns or not will tell me everything I need to know about the military as an institution

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 31/03/2026

Don't forget Poland

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 25/03/2026

Ripley from Aliens "nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure"

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 24/03/2026

Why did you quote Trump saying that the US is the only country that allows mail-in voting but not point out that this is an easily checked lie?

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 24/03/2026

It's not AI, it's just some guy in Kenya that types "Do some layoffs" randomly

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 16/03/2026

Uzbekistan has pledged it's entire fleet

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 15/03/2026

At the Pig & Whistle in Cocoa Beach to watch Liverpool host Tottenham #livtot

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 15/03/2026

Frog over Merritt Island

Fuzzy photo of a tiny green frog perched on a dark steel rail in near focus over a dark body of water with city lights on the horizon in far focus

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 14/03/2026

Iran's military drafted high school football coaches who can get 110% from their teams

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 12/03/2026

Why plagiarize former first ladies when you can get GPT to barf this out?

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 12/03/2026

So ask your billionaire buddies to sail their yachts through to show how safe it is

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 09/03/2026

These are the same bedwetters that won't ride the NYC subway

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 05/03/2026

I hear she cheats at golf

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 03/03/2026

You'd still be able to run non copyrighted vibe code on your own server as a service and have the protections of trade secrets I guess

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 02/03/2026

And if they would how could you prove that he didn't die of natural causes in his bed 15 minutes before the bombs dropped?

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 25/02/2026

I did that once but it turned out I had only moved up one level in the inception stack

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 20/02/2026

Now we find out that Trump is in the Epstein Files *and* the X Files

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 16/02/2026

As long as it's *every* category

Screenshot from The Simpsons. Doctor explaining to Monty Burns that all his maladies offset each other with cute virus toys getting stuck while being shoved through a door together.

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 26/01/2026

I don't think the point of making this documentary was to turn a profit

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 25/01/2026

Looking for recommendations for short fiction, 1 - 3 hours of reading. I like sci fi but if you think something else is worth an hour or two I'd like to hear about it.

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

LESS 1933 MORE 1945

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 23/01/2026

How many colonies were there?

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 23/01/2026

We won bar trivia but now we have to take the trophy down to Mar a Lago because Trump is really the one that deserves it

Standard middle aged bar trivia couple holding a trophy and gift certificate

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 12/01/2026

I'd imagine all American troops stationed in Europe would be invited to remain in their barracks until their immigration status can be resolved

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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 06/01/2026

In the future, you won't even need to cook food. You'll just ask the AI and it'll describe the food to you

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 07/01/2026

Ugh now I've got to check if there was a Song 1

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 07/01/2026

Welcome on board!

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 07/01/2026

Something tells me Trump thinks that the maximum benefit to the people of Venezuela and the United States will come from a 3 billion dollar ballroom

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 07/01/2026

Yeah, how is this the "most unexpected spy technology" when it was in a movie 30 years ago?

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 07/01/2026

The executives of any company buying this oil should be held responsible after Trump's overthrow

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 01/01/2026

Watched a few dolphins playing in Banana River, Cocoa Beach, Florida from the drone

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 01/01/2026

Does Neuralink have an app to block all mentions of "Elon Musk says" from my consciousness? That would save me at least one year total otherwise wasted during my lifetime.

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 31/12/2025

What is it?

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 31/12/2025

Don't look back, you can never look back

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 25/12/2025

Movie poster for Mickey 17 with text this job is toxic