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ausgebildet in Gorillakriegsführung; wer übers Stöckchen springt, kommt in die Tonne

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arcadus @birdapp.rip · 13h
everyone always asks who is why and not when is how
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Spongebob Schwachkopf @alex.antilogik.org · 5h
Turns out those anti-UAV "guns" cops use at protests aren't really EMPs but just frequency jammers primarily for the 2.4 and 5ghz bands + GPS + GNSS So you technically don't need to go down the fibre route to have an eye on cops and make sure they behave, just design for intermittent signal loss 🤔
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 13h
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 8h
i regret to inform you that people have absolutely lost it www.404media.co/someone-tort...
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Someone ‘Torturing’ LLMs in a Robot Prison Has Triggered the Dumbest Debate in AI Yet
The "AI Torture Chamber" has opened an upsetting and absurd window into the effective altruist obsession with "model welfare."
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Spongebob Schwachkopf @alex.antilogik.org · 9h
Happy Cybersecurity Awareness Month to all who celebrate
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 12h
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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Spongebob Schwachkopf @alex.antilogik.org · 10h
Look who wants to Broin us again
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Spongebob Schwachkopf @alex.antilogik.org · 11h
Graue Haare aus dem Bart zupfen usw
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Spongebob Schwachkopf @alex.antilogik.org · 13h
my personal conspiracy theory that a lot of the datacenter buildout has nothing to do with chatbots and everything to do with surveillance, because storing a shitload of data ain't cheap, becomes less far-fetched every day and I can't say I like it
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Spongebob Schwachkopf @alex.antilogik.org · 13h
Ich sollte streamer werden aber ich spiele nur obskure 40 Jahre alte Spielhallenspiele die ich mit einer Webcam vom Automaten abfilme und alles was man hört ist beepboop, klackernde knöppe und fluchen
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 14h
i do like how all the AI attempts to "disrupt" creative industries are failing because the people behind them have seemingly never been touched by a piece of art in their lives and therefore dont seem to really understand what appeals to people with souls
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 16h
bro are you five
Greg Brockman’s signature. Imagine if a kindergartener wrote the letters “gdb.”
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Bunny Stroganoff @bunnystroganoff.bsky.social · 16h
"The process of acquiring a Latin name for a new discovery can take years, so in the meantime scientists give them excellent temporary names like the Headless Chicken Monster and the Psychedelic Elvis Worm." www.theguardian.com/film/2026/se...
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How Deep Is Your Love review – under the sea at Earth’s last frontier with the Psychedelic Elvis Worm
Film-maker Eleanor Mortimer accompanies a scientific expedition to the deep Pacific, where new creatures are abundant yet threatened by sea mining
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Spongebob Schwachkopf @alex.antilogik.org · 15h
there's a sale on these 👀
two Heltec V4 boards with LoRa and Wifi antennas, 3000mAh batteries and chargers Spongebob - I don't need it, I don't need it, I DON'T NEED IT
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Robert Rotifer @robertrotifer.bsky.social · 21h
For a deeper understanding of what’s going on in post-Berlin local elections discourse around the Left, recommend Eva von Redecker’s piece in the Guardian which doubles as a potted version of her fascism analysis & counter-strategy. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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A leftwing victory in Berlin shows people want freedom, and liberals cannot deliver it | Eva von Redecker
Die Linke’s surge was propelled by a compelling promise: for voters to have the freedom to stay in their city. This is how to fight back against the far right, says writer and philosopher Eva von Rede...
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Waveybobson (Kommando Elif Eralp) @bobbybaerchen.eurosky.social · 18h
Elif Eralp hat auf einem kartenlesegerät am LeCrobac Friedrichstraße auf “kein Trinkgeld” getippt
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Rachael the Spicy Hobbit @rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"back in my day television was called books" Sir it is the 80s, in your day television was Archie Bunker, I Love Lucy, and Barney Fife, don't lie to the kid
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Spongebob Schwachkopf @alex.antilogik.org · 18h
Fänd's ja cool wenn der Hinweis mit den Globuli direkt als erstes käme damit ich mir den Rest gar nicht erst durchlesen muss
Geben Sie der Katze heute Abend kein Futter mehr, nur noch etwas Kamillen- oder Fencheltee zu trinken.
Ab morgen geben Sie dann Schonkost, abgekochtes Huhn/Pute mit etwas Reis, in kleinen Mengen, dafür öfter am Tag.
Dazu geben Sie der Katze Nux vomica D6, 3 x 5 Globuli tgl.
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Spongebob Schwachkopf @alex.antilogik.org · 19h
healthy industry behavior
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[rayquaza] 🏳️‍🌈 @rayquaza.bsky.social · 23h
They don't make programs like they used to
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 29/09/2026
I'm going to use the term "thoughtfulness theater" to describe what Anthropic does where they will pretend to care about the potential harms of their business while going ahead and doing whatever they wanted to do anyway (wringing their hands loudly the whole way)
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Spongebob Schwachkopf @alex.antilogik.org · 30/09/2026
You can tell that shapeless blob is a Frenchman by the beret. I want a German agent, his name is Jürgen, his English skills are poor, he has an entire stack of SAP certificates and he insists on using Java and PHP just to spite me.
Felipe, the shapeless blob agent from OpenAI, wearing a beret for French reasons
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Spongebob Schwachkopf @alex.antilogik.org · 29/09/2026
d'aww they're cuddling
Two Avro Ansons cuddling with each other on the ground, the upper one has a heart-bubble, the bottom one blushes
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
The youth will never know the joy of frisbeeing a terrible CD out ya car window mid traffic.
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Spongebob Schwachkopf @alex.antilogik.org · 29/09/2026
It will never not be funny to me how PDS's are entirely separate from upstream servers and bsky could gracefully degrade for profile views and author feeds but completely falls apart instead
attempted profile view - not found, upstream timeout (try again)
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Spongebob Schwachkopf @alex.antilogik.org · 29/09/2026
wenn mir alles zu viel wird erinner mich einfach daran, dass menschen lediglich fleischschläuche sind und dann gehts wieder
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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ostzimaxxing @ostzination.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"elif eralp war mitglied der roten hilfe"
the most based thing ever meme
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026
Per Reuters, Anthropic has $252 billion in non-cancelable compute obligations across Microsoft, Google and Amazon, and $161.2 billion in Broadcom TPU lease obligations that are "largely non-cancelable". Truly insane. $413 billion in non-cancelable contracts. www.reuters.com/business/ant...
The company said it plans to spend at least $111.1 billion with Alphabet's (GOOGL.O), opens new tab Google, $110 billion ​with Amazon (AMZN.O), opens new tab and $31.4 billion with Microsoft (MSFT.O), opens new tab under long-term infrastructure service obligations over the next seven to 10 years "regardless of ⁠usage."
Anthropic is separately carrying about $161.2 billion of Broadcom (AVGO.O), opens new tab-related equipment lease obligations that are largely non-cancelable, according to the prospectus. Anthropic filed for an ​IPO confidentially with the Securities and Exchange Commission in June but its paperwork has not been publicly disclosed.
Anthropic did not immediately respond to a request ​for comment about the filing.
The company said it committed to pay Google between April 2026 and July 2033 and Amazon between May 2026 and April 2036.
"If our actual spend falls short, we must pay Google the difference," the company said, adding that similar terms apply to its Amazon agreement.
It added its commitment with Microsoft of $31.4 billion ​between November 2026 and May 2033 "is non-cancelable except in the event of Microsoft's uncured material breach."
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Spongebob Schwachkopf @alex.antilogik.org · 29/09/2026
Not to be overly political but "men - speak up in the group chats" isn't cutting it with these guys, they need to be terrified of leaving the house or having their address known for the remainder of their lives
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Spongebob Schwachkopf @alex.antilogik.org · 29/09/2026
on a related note, Clara Bow is still one of the most kicked around actresses ever, jesus
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Catalin Cimpanu @campuscodi.risky.biz · 29/09/2026
Two days until everyone becomes hyper aware of cybersecurity
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
CARTOON/RAISIN.GIF
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You have to wait until the sixth paragraph of this piece before you learn, in the New York Times reporting on the murder of THEIR OWN EMPLOYEE, that the victim was a trans man who had been abused for being trans by the in-laws who murdered him. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/u...
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Couple Accused of Killing Their Son-in-Law in Bay Area Park (Gift Article)
Jonathan McKinsey, an engineer who worked in the games department for The New York Times, was fatally shot Saturday in a San Francisco suburb. The police have accused his parents-in-law, both 76.
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Robot Smoke Break @caninepilot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fucking hell.
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Spongebob Schwachkopf @alex.antilogik.org · 29/09/2026
People bullied The1920schannel into talking way slower and now I have to watch his videos at 1.25x speed because I don't like change :/
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Spongebob Schwachkopf @alex.antilogik.org · 29/09/2026
TIL there's a term for my approach to making scraper lifes miserable
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Truth in 32 Bit @truthin32bit.racing · 26/09/2026
2015 Mercedes-AMG GT3 picture: Ken H / @chippyho www.flickr.com/photos/fireballsg72/… under CC BY-NC-SA 2.0
A Mercedes-AMG GT3 sporting a Hatsune Miku livery entered by Goodsmile Racing & TeamUKYO in Super GT in 2017.
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Spongebob Schwachkopf @alex.antilogik.org · 28/09/2026
Looking at the y2k episode of the pnp videocast I can't help but notice that the 2000s aesthetic, specifically interiors, looked a lot like the waiting areas in amusement parks where you're slowly moving towards the actual rollercoaster, you can hear it roar above you occasionally, you get exicted..
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Moth (Comms Open!) @bloodcrisis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hello everyone. ive decided to make a hard career pivot to making comedic webcomics! please enjoy my first comic. i'll be remaking it over and over again every day for the next 15 years
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Sharks are friends @sharkseveryday.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of my favorite shark facts is that some sharks sleep in groups like this (Pic by bryjoh on inaturalist (CC-BY-NC 4.0))
a group of whitetip reef sharks (Triaenodon obesus) resting/sleeping on top of each other in a small reef cave
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Spongebob Schwachkopf @alex.antilogik.org · 28/09/2026
every time you think hackers are computer geniuses, just remember that some of them try to drop .exe's through the grub emergency shell
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I like ads in cell phone games because they give me a chance to look at the road while I’m driving
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Spongebob Schwachkopf @alex.antilogik.org · 28/09/2026
It cannot be overstated how effective it is to "feminize" a USB stick with little stickers, a pink lanyard, and a hello kitty pendant that is then "accidentally" dropped somewhere on the parking deck if you want people to just shove it into their computer without a care in the world
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Toad Facts @toadfacts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Our friend Brachycephalus rotenbergae is one of several tiny pumpkin toads was first described as a new species in 2021! They are named after a Brazilian conservationist, Elise Laura K. Rotenberg! (photo by herping_brasil)
A closeup of a tiny orange toad looking right at the camera! They have a somewhat rough skin texture and huge dark brown eyes with large black pupils! They are sitting on a mossy surface!
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you'll never guess what happened immediately afterwards
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404 Media @404media.co · 28/09/2026
Human contractors are reviewing Copilot users’ prompts and uploaded images, according to internal documents obtained by 404 Media. The contractors are also bombarded with users’ requests for sexual AI images.
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Humans Are Reading Copilot Prompts — And They're Horrified
Human contractors are reviewing Copilot users’ prompts and uploaded images, according to internal documents obtained by 404 Media. The contractors are also bombarded with users’ requests for sexual...
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Spongebob Schwachkopf @alex.antilogik.org · 28/09/2026
Bluesky somehow has me pegged as a huge fan of bread, so Discover isn't just frogs, but also the bluesky bread community baking bread. They take so-called "crumb shots", it's interesting
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Julie Klausner @julieklausner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Romantic ALF" is still available!
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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