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Matt Nelsen

@mattnelsen.com
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Featherless biped Anti-Maga Cocoa Beach, Florida Kayaking, canoeing, paddling Liverpool FC, Houston Astros, Texas Aggies I have friends everywhere

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 19/04/2026
Tonight's stargazing is IC 434, the Horsehead Nebula, taken by the side of Banana River in Cocoa Beach, Florida
A starfield with a reddish nebula in the center
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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 16/04/2026
Just got a Seestar S30 Pro telescopic camera. My first picture is M42, the Orion Nebula, taken from Cocoa Beach, Florida.
Photo taken by telescope of a star field with a reddish nebula in the center
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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 25/03/2026
Ripley from Aliens "nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure"
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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 15/03/2026
Frog over Merritt Island
Fuzzy photo of a tiny green frog perched on a dark steel rail in near focus over a dark body of water with city lights on the horizon in far focus
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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 16/02/2026
As long as it's *every* category
Screenshot from The Simpsons. Doctor explaining to Monty Burns that all his maladies offset each other with cute virus toys getting stuck while being shoved through a door together.
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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 23/01/2026
We won bar trivia but now we have to take the trophy down to Mar a Lago because Trump is really the one that deserves it
Standard middle aged bar trivia couple holding a trophy and gift certificate
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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 01/01/2026
Watched a few dolphins playing in Banana River, Cocoa Beach, Florida from the drone
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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 25/12/2025
Movie poster for Mickey 17 with text this job is toxic
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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 06/11/2025
Bear Patrol bomber from the Simpsons
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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 24/10/2025
Seen on Beltway 8 in Houston
Honey dipper truck, yellow and black, labeled "Stool Bus"
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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 20/10/2025
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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 19/10/2025
Here's my favorite from #nokings in Cocoa, Florida today
Aww do I seriously have to describe those ganky folds of flesh under His jello jaw? Screws up the whole double/maybe triple entendre thing going on here
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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 21/09/2025
Ugly bronze bust of Cristiano Ronaldo
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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 02/07/2025
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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 22/03/2025
Stefanie has some weird ideas about Industrial Society and its Future
My wife wearing a hoodie and sunglasses
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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 14/03/2025
Leaders are like eagles. We don't have either of them here
Motivational-style poster. Bald eagle flying in front of snowy mountains. Caption: Leaders. Leaders are like eagles. We don't have either of them here
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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 13/03/2025
Looks around nervously
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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 08/03/2025
Venus over Banana River, Cocoa Beach, Florida, looking at Merritt Island
Early evening, clear sky with bright dot in center, thin strip of dark intracoastal lagoon in front of golden lights
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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 26/02/2025
Crawler Transporter 2 behind the Vehicle Assembly Building at Kennedy Space Center
A giant tracked vehicle in front of an even gianter building
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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 25/02/2025
Crawler Transporter 1 is on the move at Kennedy Space Center
Giant vehicle on tank tracks used to carry rockets to the launch pad
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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 02/02/2025
Paddled along with a couple of dolphins at 1000 Islands near Cocoa Beach, Florida
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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 27/01/2025
Cheap slop!
Meta stock chart for 27 Jan 2025 showing a dip at open to rising 1.67% over the opening price
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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 13/01/2025
Paddled along with a dolphin for a while at 1000 Islands, Cocoa Beach. Sorry about the haze, it was a cool morning and the camera runs hot after a while and the lens fogs up. We cruised around the mangroves for about 30 minutes before he took off. I think he was using me to scare up the fish.
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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 31/12/2024
Literally the hand that feeds him
Band aid on my hand, little dog looking up at me
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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 29/12/2024
Nice
Screenshot of my profile with 69 followers
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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 26/12/2024
#lfclei
Still from The Mist
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