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Matt Collins

@mattkicks.bsky.social
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Product Design & UI/UX. Retired captain of Commonwealth Skateboarding. Writer & illustrator of Matt's Endless Comic endlesscomic.bsky.social I hate driving. Portland, Oregon @matt_kicks most other places. mattkicks.com

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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 4h
Streaming some beats and comic drawing with Professor Emeritus of Summer of George, @natx.bsky.social featuring a Rainbow Road traffic collision. #comics #cartoons #streaming #drawing #edm #house #rainbowroad www.twitch.tv/operazionedy...
Sketch of a Rainbow Road car accident involving multiple cars with an ape on a 4-wheeler ATV, Bowser's secretary Lois in a Go Kart, an SUV, Wendy O Koopa in a convertible, and a flipping shipping truck.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 5h
I'm afraid I gotta at least hand it to this guy with the way he accurately speaks about these absolute servile freaks. Could use more of this.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Former @bardcollege.bsky.social President and friend of Jeffrey Epstein, Leon Botstein, has finally resigned all his college positions after emails emerge in which he asked Epstein if a trafficked woman was “for me.” www.nytimes.com/2026/10/07/u...
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Leon Botstein, Former Bard President With Epstein Ties, Resigns From College Positions
Leon Botstein had already retired from the presidency of the liberal arts college this spring, after emails showed he had maintained a longtime friendship with Jeffrey Epstein.
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Bradford William Davis @bwd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Distracted boyfriend but it’s Sophie Cunningham pivoting from basketball to a podcast mic
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Clown human centipede
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/09/2026
peter thiel is another one of those guys who we are supposed to think is brilliant but every time he opens his mouth my first thought is “this guy sounds like an idiot”
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jeff, I like you a lot but they clearly have not had those things for 20 years so maybe we need a plan B?
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It feels like everyone is installing and having conversations with a computer virus?
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Everyone deserves to be loved a much as the Democrats love losing.
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endlesscomic.bsky.social @endlesscomic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
37. Curb Your Original Idea Follow along: mattkicks.com/endlesscomic... #comics #cartoons #anoriginalidea #endlesscomic #larrydavid
The Ideas Man enthusiastically points at the escaping hostage, saying into the microphone, "Uh-oh, looks like someone isn't keeping an open mind!". A 4th sequel poster slide for "Curb Your Original Idea" is on the screen with Larry David scornfully looking to one side while Jeremy Honorman looks to the other. Below the poster text Skeletrex, Barbara Merlot and Flash Shadow appear in various action poses.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026
this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there
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endlesscomic.bsky.social @endlesscomic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
34. An Original Idea II Follow along: mattkicks.com/endlesscomic... #comics #drawing #anoriginalidea #endlesscomic #ideasman
The Ideas Man continues, presenting the next slide for "An Original Idea 2" movie sequel poster saying, "With totally new Original Characters you'll want to see again and again!". In the poster, Jeremy Honorman and Skeletrex standing back to back. Mac "Gunner" McShane is smiling while holding a belt-fed machine gun. Barbara Merlot clutches her bo staff looking off to the distance. Flash Shadow does a power charge while gripping his katana sword with both hands.
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rainbow Road Rest Area 🌈 30-second comic process #comics #drawing #procreate #rainbowroad #mariokart #endlesscomic Follow along(?): mattkicks.com/endlesscomic...
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That Union drip
Me wearing a green union hoodie
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endlesscomic.bsky.social @endlesscomic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
31. Tired of Retreads Follow along: mattkicks.com/endlesscomic... #comics #drawing #endlesscomic #luigi #ideasman #anoriginalidea
A wide-eyed Luigi is tripping on mushrooms and standing next to the Ideas Man in front of a screen with "the An Original Idea" title on display. The Ideas Man says "Aren't you tired of sequel after sequel of the same old characters??" towards an unseen audience.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trump gets on the news like once a day and calls a female reporter a dumb bitch to her face and everyone just ignores it. you can literally say anything instead of being in this constant state of reactive groveling
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Seriously. 'My parents were Reagan Democrats, and I can only assume it was the lead in the 60's because they died poorer because of Reagan', is just sitting on the shelf covered in dust
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Imagine one (1) Democratic candidate saying that every Republican president has sucked ass and picked your pocket, especially Reagan.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(concerned reporter voice, talking to candidate) What is your message to stupid jerks who will never vote for you
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Arrested Development: There Are Dozens Of Us
Alt: Arrested Development: Tobias Fünke saying “There Are Dozens Of Us! Dozens!”
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
lol every single turd are up to the their dicks in this money pit futurism.com/science-ener...
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Former Obama Admin Official Says It's Time To Consider Military Strikes on Chinese Data Centers to Prevent Them From Reaching AGI
A new report by a former Obama-era national security advisor calls for the US to begin preparing drills in response to China's AI development.
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Been a follower for a while for trans healthcare related advocacy, but I just can’t hang with the increased AI defense content lately.
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I can't believe I ever supported you clowns.
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Shamelessly ogling all the bikes and e-bikes outside work like
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Whistle Wolf Cartoon Reaction
Alt: Whistle Wolf Cartoon Reaction
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Made the classic middle age guy mistake of stepping kind of weird too fast.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This league is fucking up so bad dude. They're not even drawing a hard line protecting their (zero trans by the way) women players from abuse because they're afraid it will look like they're tangentially standing up for trans people in the minds of these freaks.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
another thing too. i don’t care whether it’s useful in certain applications. that’s always the argument and it does nothing for me. aligning yourself with the tech means aligning yourself with the scum. it’s a matter of supreme moral and professional importance to me to do neither
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Maybe if the AI people yell at me for the 5 millionth time about how I’m not using their dogshit technology that has made everyone’s lives worse I’ll finally start liking it for no conceivable reason.
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Chris Packham @bleedbuild.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Will Perkins @williamhperkins.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
YouTube creators don’t use AI dogshit thumbnails challenge – Go!
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Matthew Phelan @matthewphelan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The spec script is called “Mad Men: Beyond Super Bowl” and it’s set in 1992, the year Spike Lee does his “Hare Jordan” ad. Most of the original cast of characters return in some form.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I live in Jupiter, Florida and have since retiring from the car dealership I owned in Toms River, NJ back in 2007. I play 162 holes of golf per week and the top issue in my life is this terrible Mandami pied-a-terre tax in New York City. What about all the money those people spend at restaurants?
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is the difference between a winner and a loser. “Yeah you wanna try? Go ahead and fucking try. I’m gonna kick your ass anyways, and if I lose, I’m coming back twice as hard. If you’re on my team, we’re gonna smoke em.” vs. “WAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAAH” <fifth place benchwarmer diarrhea noises>
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
When my boy I’ve been talking shit about to the group hits it big
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Kind of in awe that they successfully memory-holed "the hospital is at capacity with dying people so if you get a head injury or have a heart attack you will not be treated".
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Tapping the sign.
A drawing of the Ghostbusters logo with Jared Leto in the place of the ghost reading:

STOP PUTTING JARED LETO IN THINGS!
NOBODY LIKES JARED LETO IN THINGS!
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Cannot get over how electable just drifting away from a constituent who asked you a challenging question makes you.
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Very hard to explain Jordan's Furniture various non-furniture experiences to people not from Boston.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
lol where do they even find this create-a-player-ass guy?
A background character from Zoolander on WaPo's How Do You Do Fellow Kids? podcast.
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My Arya Stark list of childhood games to beat for the first time is a little bit smaller.
Final end screen of Super Mario World for SNES, with the text "Thank You" over a tree canopy, with all the Mario characters in the game below. From left to right, multi-colored adult and hatched baby dinosaurs, Mario giving a peace sign, Peach waving, Yoshi, and some more multi-color dinosaurs.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
As a US politician you can routinely call for, and use your considerable power to vote for and agitate for the deaths of tens of thousands of innocent people around the world and it doesn't count as killing them for some reason. A person who does that is not a killer for some reason.
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 11/07/2026
Rep. Ro Khanna says he was detained by Israeli settlers during West Bank visit.
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Rep. Ro Khanna detained by Israeli settlers during West Bank visit
Asked if he was running for president, Khanna said: “I’m strongly considering it, and I’m more resolved to consider it after this trip.”
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Zack Quaintance @zackquaintance.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
all-time great totally superfluous movie character, maybe THE greatest
the greasy wailing shirtless sax man from lost boys
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
🥚 🚂💰💰💰💰💰💰
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/07/2026
master shake following his plastic surgery
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 04/07/2026
I know this is beside the point but it’s really funny that the ultimate cosplay fantasy of these chuds is “Kohl’s loss prevention officer”
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Larry Ellison losing even 1/3 of his ass in an AI bubble pop will be so funny. If the Paramount/CNN acquisition collapses...
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