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Matt Collins

@mattkicks.bsky.social
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Product Design & UI/UX. Retired captain of Commonwealth Skateboarding. Writer & illustrator of Matt's Endless Comic endlesscomic.bsky.social I hate driving. Portland, Oregon @matt_kicks most other places. mattkicks.com

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/09/2026
peter thiel is another one of those guys who we are supposed to think is brilliant but every time he opens his mouth my first thought is “this guy sounds like an idiot”
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Everyone deserves to be loved a much as the Democrats love losing.
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endlesscomic.bsky.social @endlesscomic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
37. Curb Your Original Idea Follow along: mattkicks.com/endlesscomic... #comics #cartoons #anoriginalidea #endlesscomic #larrydavid
The Ideas Man enthusiastically points at the escaping hostage, saying into the microphone, "Uh-oh, looks like someone isn't keeping an open mind!". A 4th sequel poster slide for "Curb Your Original Idea" is on the screen with Larry David scornfully looking to one side while Jeremy Honorman looks to the other. Below the poster text Skeletrex, Barbara Merlot and Flash Shadow appear in various action poses.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026
this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there
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endlesscomic.bsky.social @endlesscomic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
34. An Original Idea II Follow along: mattkicks.com/endlesscomic... #comics #drawing #anoriginalidea #endlesscomic #ideasman
The Ideas Man continues, presenting the next slide for "An Original Idea 2" movie sequel poster saying, "With totally new Original Characters you'll want to see again and again!". In the poster, Jeremy Honorman and Skeletrex standing back to back. Mac "Gunner" McShane is smiling while holding a belt-fed machine gun. Barbara Merlot clutches her bo staff looking off to the distance. Flash Shadow does a power charge while gripping his katana sword with both hands.
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rainbow Road Rest Area 🌈 30-second comic process #comics #drawing #procreate #rainbowroad #mariokart #endlesscomic Follow along(?): mattkicks.com/endlesscomic...
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That Union drip
Me wearing a green union hoodie
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endlesscomic.bsky.social @endlesscomic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
31. Tired of Retreads Follow along: mattkicks.com/endlesscomic... #comics #drawing #endlesscomic #luigi #ideasman #anoriginalidea
A wide-eyed Luigi is tripping on mushrooms and standing next to the Ideas Man in front of a screen with "the An Original Idea" title on display. The Ideas Man says "Aren't you tired of sequel after sequel of the same old characters??" towards an unseen audience.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trump gets on the news like once a day and calls a female reporter a dumb bitch to her face and everyone just ignores it. you can literally say anything instead of being in this constant state of reactive groveling
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(concerned reporter voice, talking to candidate) What is your message to stupid jerks who will never vote for you
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
lol every single turd are up to the their dicks in this money pit futurism.com/science-ener...
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Former Obama Admin Official Says It's Time To Consider Military Strikes on Chinese Data Centers to Prevent Them From Reaching AGI
A new report by a former Obama-era national security advisor calls for the US to begin preparing drills in response to China's AI development.
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Shamelessly ogling all the bikes and e-bikes outside work like
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Whistle Wolf Cartoon Reaction
Alt: Whistle Wolf Cartoon Reaction
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Made the classic middle age guy mistake of stepping kind of weird too fast.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This league is fucking up so bad dude. They're not even drawing a hard line protecting their (zero trans by the way) women players from abuse because they're afraid it will look like they're tangentially standing up for trans people in the minds of these freaks.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
another thing too. i don’t care whether it’s useful in certain applications. that’s always the argument and it does nothing for me. aligning yourself with the tech means aligning yourself with the scum. it’s a matter of supreme moral and professional importance to me to do neither
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Maybe if the AI people yell at me for the 5 millionth time about how I’m not using their dogshit technology that has made everyone’s lives worse I’ll finally start liking it for no conceivable reason.
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Chris Packham @bleedbuild.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Will Perkins @williamhperkins.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
YouTube creators don’t use AI dogshit thumbnails challenge – Go!
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Matthew Phelan @matthewphelan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The spec script is called “Mad Men: Beyond Super Bowl” and it’s set in 1992, the year Spike Lee does his “Hare Jordan” ad. Most of the original cast of characters return in some form.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I live in Jupiter, Florida and have since retiring from the car dealership I owned in Toms River, NJ back in 2007. I play 162 holes of golf per week and the top issue in my life is this terrible Mandami pied-a-terre tax in New York City. What about all the money those people spend at restaurants?
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is the difference between a winner and a loser. “Yeah you wanna try? Go ahead and fucking try. I’m gonna kick your ass anyways, and if I lose, I’m coming back twice as hard. If you’re on my team, we’re gonna smoke em.” vs. “WAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAAH” <fifth place benchwarmer diarrhea noises>
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
When my boy I’ve been talking shit about to the group hits it big
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Tapping the sign.
A drawing of the Ghostbusters logo with Jared Leto in the place of the ghost reading:

STOP PUTTING JARED LETO IN THINGS!
NOBODY LIKES JARED LETO IN THINGS!
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Cannot get over how electable just drifting away from a constituent who asked you a challenging question makes you.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
lol where do they even find this create-a-player-ass guy?
A background character from Zoolander on WaPo's How Do You Do Fellow Kids? podcast.
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My Arya Stark list of childhood games to beat for the first time is a little bit smaller.
Final end screen of Super Mario World for SNES, with the text "Thank You" over a tree canopy, with all the Mario characters in the game below. From left to right, multi-colored adult and hatched baby dinosaurs, Mario giving a peace sign, Peach waving, Yoshi, and some more multi-color dinosaurs.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
As a US politician you can routinely call for, and use your considerable power to vote for and agitate for the deaths of tens of thousands of innocent people around the world and it doesn't count as killing them for some reason. A person who does that is not a killer for some reason.
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 11/07/2026
Rep. Ro Khanna says he was detained by Israeli settlers during West Bank visit.
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Rep. Ro Khanna detained by Israeli settlers during West Bank visit
Asked if he was running for president, Khanna said: “I’m strongly considering it, and I’m more resolved to consider it after this trip.”
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Zack Quaintance @zackquaintance.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
all-time great totally superfluous movie character, maybe THE greatest
the greasy wailing shirtless sax man from lost boys
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/07/2026
master shake following his plastic surgery
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 04/07/2026
I know this is beside the point but it’s really funny that the ultimate cosplay fantasy of these chuds is “Kohl’s loss prevention officer”
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Larry Ellison losing even 1/3 of his ass in an AI bubble pop will be so funny. If the Paramount/CNN acquisition collapses...
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Obvs
youtube.com
Bananas and Blow
YouTube video by Ween - Topic
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
elderly council of wizards mandates child gential inspections.
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CJ Ciaramella @cjciaramella.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Ezra Klein sitting down for his journalistic interview with Chris Rufo
The guy Harry from Die Hard who tries to negotiate with Hans Gruber. He’s giving a thumbs up.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 29/06/2026
the first war that's only ever fought from Friday afternoon to Sunday evening
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I have so many rulers in stupid measurements.
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I try not to yuck other people's yum, but I am going to block out the sun like Mr. Burns.
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Jealous of all the people in the southern hemisphere enjoying winter
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Identical cultural parasites.
Google Deep Mind logo over the A24 film studio logo, paired with an image of the Kennedy Center with Donald Trump's name added to it. Both Trump and AI companies are cultural parasites.
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Every brand ready to set their cultural capital on fire for this sad trash.
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Hyperion_draws @hyperiondraws.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
In my lowest and poorest little Caesar was there. I might’ve had nothing. But I always had a $5 hot and ready pizza.
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Whoever came up with the ubiquitous microwave feature that pressing the number 1 would instantly begin a 1-minute cool cycle on high, should face a design tribunal.
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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Ordered a large, thinking it would be 16 oz like everywhere else. More like Dunkin Dutch Bros
An enormous iced coffee from Dutch Bros in Portland Oregon
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
when i have to throw away veggies before i get a chance to use em because they’ve gone bad in the fridge, i look away like a coward. i’m sorry boys
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Olivia Guest · Ολίβια Γκεστ @olivia.science · 19/01/2026
From the moment we know a technology steals/obfuscates people's labour to perform task X, it matters 0 how effective the people's labour you steal to do X is. They will likely get better at X over time and you will get better at stealing. Nothing of this justifies the theft. bsky.app/profile/oliv...
In this paper, I turn this frame on its head (cf. Andersen et al., 2023; Bannon, 2011;
Bishop, 2021; Nick Dyer-Witheford, 2019; Rogers, 2022; Ryan, 2024; Schmager et al., 2025;
Shneiderman, 2022; Steinhoff, 2021; Walton & Nayak, 2021). Using a unique (re)definition of
AI that releases us from a correlationist1 grip, we then examine three triplets as case studies of
techno-social relationships between cognition and artifacts. To presage the coming analyses,
herein AI is any techno-social relationship that outsources to machines or algorithms some
part, however small, of human cognitive labour (cf. van Rooij et al., 2024). I demonstrate
that AI is human-centric, not because it behaves like or is designed to be like humans, but
because it requires a ghost in the machine, often literally an obfuscated human-in-the-loop
to properly function (also see Guest & Martin, 2025) because AI is humans albeit in fetishised
(Braune, 2020; Morris, 2017; Mota & Cosentino Filho, 2024), obfuscated forms (e.g. Erscoi
et al., 2023). That is, AI “is in reality produced by relations among people [even though
it] appears before us in a fantastic form as relations among things” (Pfaffenberger, 1988, p.
250). AI’s “technological veil” hides human cognitive labour (Mota & Cosentino Filho, 2024).
I bring this anthropological, sociotechnical and broadly computational cognitive scientific
angle to understanding AI, that is unlike “the skills and techniques of behavioural research,
previously applied to humans and other animals[, which claim to help us] better understand
the ‘psychology’ of complex black-box ANNs” (Wills, 2025, n.p. cf. Raley and Rhee, 2023). In
fact behavioural probing of such systems using such experimental techniques assumes their
psychological standing to be equal to, or comparable to, biological organisms: it begs the
question (see for relevant analyses: Forbes & Guest, 2025; Guest & Martin, 2023, 2024; Raji
et al., 2022).There are no Rube Goldberg-like perpetual motion-like human-in-the-loop-free machines.
There never will be. We might crave such a machine, but the only entities we know that are
self-sustaining, autopoietic, is everything but machines. The only person who can decide to
turn a computer off and then on again is exactly that: a person (Polo, 2024). To effectively avoid
correlationism, obfuscation of cognition in AI, we must reject the current mainstream view:
no amount of high scores on benchmarks, or any other correlationary evidence, can ever pile
up high enough to graduate to a causal claim. To de-fetishise AI, we must accept that AI is any
relationship between technology, tools, models, machines and humans where it appears as if
some cognitive labour is offloaded onto such artifacts, and furthermore we must accept that
such a relationship requires methodical teasing apart to obviate the centrality of the human
(Bernardi, 2024; Braune, 2020; Morris, 2017; Mota & Cosentino Filho, 2024; Pfaffenberger,
1988). We cannot rid the machine from its ghost. But we can rid the concept of human from
ghostliness — the human “need not be degraded to a machine by being denied to be a ghost
in a machine.” (Ryle, 1949, p. 301)
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