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Matt Heard

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darkening f. @fabjx.bsky.social · 16/09/2023
where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Harry Dean Stanton answers: "As nothing. There is no self."
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Matt Heard @mattheard.net · 30/12/2024
watching "sicko" from 2007 on youtube and looking everything up hoping it's no longer a thing anymore
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Jean-Michel Basquiat @basquiat.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Art is how we decorate space; music is how we decorate time.
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Matt Heard @mattheard.net · 24/12/2024
my p(doom) oscillates between 0.4 and 0.8
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
when a police man says hes going to give you a hot meal that means hell shoot you. the hot meal is a bullet. they call it Police mans dinner
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ceej @ceej.online · 23/12/2024
I could not be more humbled to accept this award for Best Feminist Ally & All-Around Good Guy. Dismantling toxic masculinity is the project of my life. Please don’t read any news about me for the next 6-18 months
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ceej @ceej.online · 23/12/2024
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt? You’re under arrest for fraud
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Steven Hale @iamstevenhale.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Kelley Henry, a federal public defender in Nashville, represents two of the men who had their federal death sentences commuted by the president this morning. She sent me this statement:
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lookcaitlin @lookcaitlin.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
#1981 shorturl.at/5DTpd
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Matt Heard @mattheard.net · 23/12/2024
denzel washington was great in gladiator 2, a great villain
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 22/12/2024
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two frogs on a table, one asks "how are things?" and the other thinks "don't be weird" then replies "time isn't real."
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Matt Heard @mattheard.net · 22/12/2024
["How Much Does Morality Require You To Give?"](benthams.substack.com/p/how-much-d...) the author quotes c.s. lewis drawing a much clearer threshold than they draw themselves - c.s. lewis: give enough to inconvenience you *- the author: given enough to have it be a "major" thing you do
benthams.substack.com
How Much Does Morality Require You To Give?
Not all, nor none, nor some specific dollar value
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Matt Heard @mattheard.net · 22/12/2024
i'm the most content person they've ever met, they say they ask why i'm so chill i explain that i simply do not worry about things i can't control and that i am a hard determinist
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Matt Heard @mattheard.net · 21/12/2024
with the help of windsurf, warp (with 4o) and a mix of o1 and 4o, i had a good time today playing around with stryker and playwright in a ts express app llms really do magic with figuring out how to install stuff and get it working
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Matt Heard @mattheard.net · 21/12/2024
excited about ai-powered submarine detection as a shift in favour of defensive measures in a nuclear war
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Matt Heard @mattheard.net · 20/12/2024
o3 huh :O
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cat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
and the award for best neckwear goes to.. well would you look at that, it's a tie
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Matt Heard @mattheard.net · 20/12/2024
my new years resolution for 2024 is to start more things on time
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Matt Heard @mattheard.net · 20/12/2024
they should make the notebooklm podcast hosts mock you after you call in
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
So I've been thinking about why is it that most programmers I know are excited about AI replacing a lot of what they do and most artists I know are not. What's especially odd is that as far as I can tell, coding is a much more solvable problem because of huge data sets and high checkability. Ideas:
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kd @sweatnap.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
magical mystic stuff seen on my walk this morning, a beautiful piebald deer.
piebald deer in the trees
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Matt Heard @mattheard.net · 20/12/2024
noticed that the google ai studio stream realtime feature with my phone's webcam seems to hallucinate about audio accompanying the video
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Matt Heard @mattheard.net · 20/12/2024
i had to add chatgpt to the "screen & system audio recording" list in "privacy & security" to enable the "work with apps" to recognise my warp and notion apps. it wasn't obvious from chatgpt's settings or from the website documentation, but chatgpt itself debugged the issue and explained the fix
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Matt Heard @mattheard.net · 19/12/2024
fleeced at the christmas market by my kids 💸
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Matt Heard @mattheard.net · 19/12/2024
none of my followers are thanking me for not subjecting them to the even worse skeets that i choose to delete before publishing smdh
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
anyone with less followers than me is a feeble peasant, not even worthy of a simple like. anyone with more followers than me is a cruel tyrant, obsessed with clout. and anyone with exactly my number of followers i will defeat in hand to hand combat
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Star Trek The Original Series scene and there's a lot going on here under the surface. We're in a hard to determine place due to low light, and see famous workplace associates Kirk and Spock in uniform. We have soap opera blocking here, with Kirk close in sporting a Zoolander 'Blue Steel' smolder while looking off into the distance dreamily. Spock is one step behind him, but he's staring at Kirk, not the distance. Curious. Closed caption reads, "THE INSATIABLE DESIRE FOR SENSATION AND EXPERIENCE."
(Also, good shadow work here across the faces)
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Erica @scbchbum.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
me: how old is your baby? her: 46 weeks me, struggling with the math: may i offer him a beer?
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 18/12/2024
me: you dim sum, you lose some waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
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Matt Heard @mattheard.net · 17/12/2024
looks interesting but i'm going to wait until i've watched juror number one
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 17/12/2024
for the past week i keep going "okay time to watch a movie" and then suddenly it's like 11:30pm and i didn't actually watch a movie. i am literally suffering.
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Matt Heard @mattheard.net · 16/12/2024
zeno proved that jingling all the way is impossible
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Matt Heard @mattheard.net · 16/12/2024
the image is a low-resolution, pixelated depiction of a green character resembling the grinch wearing a santa outfit. the character's chest has a large pink heart, and the image includes the text:
"it was getting bigger, bigger, warmer, warmer!!"
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Matt Heard @mattheard.net · 16/12/2024
not too ashamed to admit it, i use 4o to explain joke skeets, as many of the references go over my head, helps me be part of the fun
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
The amount of times I’m saying “you are a January problem” right now is making me think I’m not going to enjoy January
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Andrew Chamings @andrewchamings.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
accidentally opened my eyes during prayer at church and saw jesus doing the worm
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Matt Heard @mattheard.net · 16/12/2024
i would like an agentic ai that doesn't scheme thank you
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old tom @yuckytom.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
imagine bumping into someone on the street and all the money in your checking account flies out of your body and litters the ground disappearing after mere seconds never to return. this is what life is like for sonic the hedgehog every day
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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
david lynch: One day, the sadness will end. But I don't think today's the day.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
but babe, these are my good sweatpants
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Matt Heard @mattheard.net · 15/12/2024
this idea of a public town square as a place where people are allowed to be annoying/abusive seems like a thing that we _shouldn't_ want
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
My negotiating trick is I don't actually want this item. As the "sales man" you are at a disadvantage against me, for you must make a sale. I however am not a "buy man." I'll go to my grave happy without this trinket
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Maybe the internet will calm me down
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Wife: So you went to the party all by yourself? Me: Yes Wife: And you stayed three whole hours? Me: Yes Wife: Even though I wasn’t there to make you stay? Me: Yes Wife: And now you don’t want to talk to other people until? Me: March-ish
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Matt Heard @mattheard.net · 14/12/2024
i asked 4o to add a santa hat to my profile pic. mission accomplished!
a person sitting on a subway wearing a beige sweatshirt, their face obscured with an overlay of a santa hat image. through the window, a blurred cityscape is visible with trees and buildings, suggesting a winter day
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Matt Heard @mattheard.net · 14/12/2024
i was behind waldo at the justice concert tonight!
someone in a red and white striped shirt holding up a phone to record the stage during a concert, with a crowd in front and blue stage lights in the background
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