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Matt Bruce

@matt-bruce.cv
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Jenna's side. Jenna's side. I'm not hearing it, Liz. He/him. Seattle. Curated shitposting. Design Engineering Lead.

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Oliver Hamlin @oliverhamlin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pumpkin Pickin Psyduck
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 23/09/2026
Watching the Greek Chorus in Hercules for the first time in 1997:
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 22/09/2026
Nothing has hit my veins with such joy and humor since Jenny’s Starcruiser video. Chat, if you have the bandwidth, please review so we can discuss in class tomorrow. This is so wonderful.
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Inside you are two wolves: one compares everything to the Nosedive ep of Black Mirror. The other compares everything to the MeowMeowBeenz ep of Community.
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 15/09/2026
I was liking @halfmoonjoe.com ‘s latest short and it was at 66 likes and I hit it and then YouTube dropped down a toast that said 🤷‍♂️ six seven and now I’m MAD.
Screenshot of a YouTube short of halfmoonjoe’s. At the top it shows a toast that says “🤷‍♂️ six seven” after I became the 67th person to like the short
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
She’s an Emmy winner!!!
@katiedippold tweet:

TBT to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe

(Image of Katie in full babadook costume and makeup surrounded by people in casual clothes)
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 15/09/2026
Pointing at David Boreanaz on stage at the Emmys: “That’s my babysitter! (A single time, when I was an infant, his dad owed my dad a favor, it was the 80s)”
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bodaciou$ @b0dacious.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
RIP to a fashion legend. 🥲
Bob Mackie on Hacks
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me tonight.
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 13/09/2026
Just had a real Sunday Football, “Babe! Beer me!” moment with my husband just now, but it was me grabbing him a Diet Dr. Pepper while we watched a S2 episode of Battlestar Galactica. 🥰
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
Like Vampire Weekend? Thank Vampire Unions!
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 04/09/2026
I think my biggest flub of today was when I was speaking with a recruiter, I lost the language for how to say I can fulfill a "coach/player" role and instead I said HUNTER-KILLER. Maybe they didn't notice.
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
‘You can’t own a game’ rendered like the old anti piracy ads
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 30/08/2026
This could be us, but you’re playing.
Katie Featherstone, possed by her childhood demon, standing over her partner Micah, during the witching hour.
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 30/08/2026
We finished Insidious, so I put on Paranormal Activity just to feel something, and my husband said, “no, good night, I’m going to bed”, lmao
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 30/08/2026
Forced my husband to watch Insidious for the first time this evening just so he would understand this meme, Buffy. I have no regrets!
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 16/08/2026
Uh oh everyone, Barrett and Dee are eating chips and dip in the bathroom together. #bb28
Consent meme:
Top title: "The Myth of 'Consensual' Chips & Dip"
Body images: Barrett Pfeiffer and Dee Valladares consenting to chips and dip. Jun Song objecting.
Bottle text: "Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask? (Jun)"
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 16/08/2026
It's not fair that I don't get to have hair, but Yash gets to do that. #bb28
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A rabbit in s suit and fedora walks through a doorway and says "honey, I'm home." His rabbit husband asks "how was work?" The suit rabbit pours himself a glass of hard liquor and says "I don't want to talk about it..." He then buries his head in his hands and confesses to his husband "it's just so hard to be both gay and a rabbit in the 1950s."
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 22/07/2026
Wait, Salina is serving Bene Gesserit in this look. This is Dune: Sisterhood drag, I live #bb28
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麦コスタ @mugikosuta.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
🟠モーグリフーディー🟠 #FF14 #FFXIVART
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Whit @whitless256.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This show is so stupid 😂 #BB28
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th!
A delicious chop suey sandwich
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Andrew Wyeth’s Christina’s World, but she’s staring across the vast empty national mall at a disant Ferris wheel and the White House. You know, because no one went to AmeriFair.
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Are you mad at me? @bradys.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A drag queen stands outside on a lawn. Text reads "ITS SO MUGGY OUT HERE"
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 02/07/2026
@halfmoonjoe.com no tab!
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A.L. Goldfuss @ghoulpus.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Why talk to Claude when I can talk to Clod, the dirt demon that eats rats and respects everyone's pronouns
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
yeah, you could say I’m an ally
Sausages in a grocery store case with sign on them that says “LGBT sausage (lemon, garlic, basil, tomato), $15.25 per lb, hand cranked and twisted
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 12/06/2026
Piggie in front of a TV showing Piggie sitting next to a mug with Piggie on it.Meme of guy smiling in front of framed photo of himself smiling.
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 01/06/2026
Meme of text that just says Be Gay, Do Crime
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
when I was doing ketamine therapy for depression I had one session where I was dreaming/hallucinating about Judith Butler rallying an army of Shiba Inus to go to war in Brooklyn and whenever I see the phrase “butlerian jihad” I assume that’s what it means
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 15/05/2026
For my newsletter, I wrote about the killing of Juniper Blessing and ruminated on who the media thinks deserves attention in death. Friday newsletters are usually paywalled, but I have made the mini-essay portion of this post free to all: www.burnsnotice.com/her-name-was...
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Her Name Was Juniper Blessing
Sick Burns 5/15/2026 - The slain 19 year old trans University of Washington student has been identified in the press It's never easy to write about a trans woman who dies by violence. It's just a fac...
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 09/05/2026
I’m catching up on the discourse: @halfmoonjoe.com what if I play on the upper one so that my husband and I can play and cohabitate together? What then?! Also candle present, so thanks.
Photo of two TVs mounted vertically, the upper TV is playing Elden Ring, the lower TV is watching some gay guy on Twitch.
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plasterbrain @plasterbrain.com · 05/05/2026
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Tomodachi: Living the Dream screenshot shows a Mii styled like Harry Du Bois from Disco Elysium (read: washed-up drunkard smiling through the pain) standing on the beach with a speech bubble over his head: "[Easy: Failure], not gonna lie, I get jealous when I see someone with a reason to keep living." The words "reason to keep living" are in orange text, suggesting they're an island lingo term.
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 05/05/2026
Been meaning to post this for a while, for our wedding save-the-dates and invites last year, I commissioned the amazing @goblinstunts.bsky.social to draw my husband and in the style of incredibly homoerotic 1949 Russian/Chinese propaganda posters when Mao was courting Stalin. They're beautiful!
Husband and I drawn holding hands and a book into the air... I assume the book was a manifesto.Highly illustrative drawing of husband and I embracing in front of a tree full of fruit and doves.Drawing of husband and I holding a flag and showing a book.Examples of the Russian/Chinese propaganda posters from 1949 as Mao attempted to court Stalin. They are incredibly homoerotic.
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 05/05/2026
Gravelord Nito slaying in this number on the red carpet at the Met Gala
Gravelord Nito of Dark Souls at the Met Gala
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gwent champ @gwentchamp.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Pic of Cloud and Tifa standing in front of really high gas prices that reads "Did Sephiroth do this?"
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Tim Osborne Photography 🍁 @timosborne.ca · 30/04/2026
Got up early in hopes of catching this photo before work this morning. There's only a few days each year where it's cool enough in the morning to make this shot possible. Thankfully, today was one of those days! #wildlife #birds
A red winged blackbird's breath can be seen as he sings his morning song. The bird is sitting on a cattail and the rising morning sun illuminates his breath.
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rat king 🐀 👑 @mikeisaac.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
dateline — oakland federal courthouse
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 18/04/2026
You ever hear yourself say to someone, “Well, a seneschal is kind of like a majordomo.” and you kinda finally hear yourself?
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 15/04/2026
Nicole Kidman: “After you die, can I have your hair?” Me, dying: “You’re Nicole Kidman.” Also I know I’m bald, shut up.
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Lum @brokentoys.social · 13/04/2026
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Jimmy @jimmy-d.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Force Ghosts scene from Return of the Jedi but Anakin is replaced by an old refrigerator
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
*Gavin Newsom legally changes his name to Pablo America*
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/04/2026
I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine
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