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Matt Bruce

@matt-bruce.cv
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Jenna's side. Jenna's side. I'm not hearing it, Liz. He/him. Seattle. Curated shitposting. Design Engineering Lead.

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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 04/10/2026
And here I was putting my curlers in for sleepover week
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Oliver Hamlin @oliverhamlin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pumpkin Pickin Psyduck
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 30/09/2026
And Murph and Emily narrate over the ending title sequence to The Quarry, IT’S ALL CONNECTED!
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 29/09/2026
I didn't realize Neopets can have Munchausen by Proxy.
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 28/09/2026
I appreciate you so much for exposing me into elements of Canadian culture I may miss. This is a fucking delight.
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 27/09/2026
Cappy, these are so fucking cute!
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 24/09/2026
I’m assembling a team.
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 23/09/2026
Watching the Greek Chorus in Hercules for the first time in 1997:
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 23/09/2026
Moomin (Mama?) putting her/their switchblade away, avoiding unnecessary bloodshed.
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 23/09/2026
This may be apocryphal, but isn’t it when the staff starts doing an ice cream social with the guests, it’s because the morgue is full and they need to move the ice cream to put bodies in the walk-ins?
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 23/09/2026
Lady Gaga at the Super Bowl! I know that one! 🥰
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 22/09/2026
That’s so funny, I am completely out of the zeitgeist, lmao
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 22/09/2026
I can’t tell if this is about Taylor Lorenz or Erika Ishii. Perhaps both.
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 22/09/2026
Colin, I gave a CHILD a GUN, I’m having the best time.
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 22/09/2026
I’m having the best day!
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 22/09/2026
Nothing has hit my veins with such joy and humor since Jenny’s Starcruiser video. Chat, if you have the bandwidth, please review so we can discuss in class tomorrow. This is so wonderful.
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 17/09/2026
I had the same exact thought last night lol
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Inside you are two wolves: one compares everything to the Nosedive ep of Black Mirror. The other compares everything to the MeowMeowBeenz ep of Community.
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 15/09/2026
It’s called degloving! It terrifies my husband and I, we have silicon rings lol yeah it was a Fallon and he slipped on a rug in his kitchen and hit the perfect angle on his kitchen island 😱😱😱
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 15/09/2026
I was liking @halfmoonjoe.com ‘s latest short and it was at 66 likes and I hit it and then YouTube dropped down a toast that said 🤷‍♂️ six seven and now I’m MAD.
Screenshot of a YouTube short of halfmoonjoe’s. At the top it shows a toast that says “🤷‍♂️ six seven” after I became the 67th person to like the short
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
She’s an Emmy winner!!!
@katiedippold tweet:

TBT to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe

(Image of Katie in full babadook costume and makeup surrounded by people in casual clothes)
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 15/09/2026
Pointing at David Boreanaz on stage at the Emmys: “That’s my babysitter! (A single time, when I was an infant, his dad owed my dad a favor, it was the 80s)”
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bodaciou$ @b0dacious.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
RIP to a fashion legend. 🥲
Bob Mackie on Hacks
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me tonight.
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 14/09/2026
James, PLEASE
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 13/09/2026
Just had a real Sunday Football, “Babe! Beer me!” moment with my husband just now, but it was me grabbing him a Diet Dr. Pepper while we watched a S2 episode of Battlestar Galactica. 🥰
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 09/09/2026
I’m so glad I have no idea wtf everyone is babbling about today.
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
Like Vampire Weekend? Thank Vampire Unions!
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 04/09/2026
wait no, kim! wait, no. KIM! WAIT NO! KIM!
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 04/09/2026
I think my biggest flub of today was when I was speaking with a recruiter, I lost the language for how to say I can fulfill a "coach/player" role and instead I said HUNTER-KILLER. Maybe they didn't notice.
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 02/09/2026
Team name?
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
‘You can’t own a game’ rendered like the old anti piracy ads
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 30/08/2026
This could be us, but you’re playing.
Katie Featherstone, possed by her childhood demon, standing over her partner Micah, during the witching hour.
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 30/08/2026
We finished Insidious, so I put on Paranormal Activity just to feel something, and my husband said, “no, good night, I’m going to bed”, lmao
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 30/08/2026
Forced my husband to watch Insidious for the first time this evening just so he would understand this meme, Buffy. I have no regrets!
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 27/08/2026
Jeannie.
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 27/08/2026
Yaaaaaay! It looks amazing!
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 26/08/2026
Kyle.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 21/08/2026
Saw it first thing and immediately Hide this Post from me, I’m not dealing with that today.
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 17/08/2026
Lady sLoneheart?!
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 16/08/2026
Uh oh everyone, Barrett and Dee are eating chips and dip in the bathroom together. #bb28
Consent meme:
Top title: "The Myth of 'Consensual' Chips & Dip"
Body images: Barrett Pfeiffer and Dee Valladares consenting to chips and dip. Jun Song objecting.
Bottle text: "Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask? (Jun)"
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 16/08/2026
It's not fair that I don't get to have hair, but Yash gets to do that. #bb28
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A rabbit in s suit and fedora walks through a doorway and says "honey, I'm home." His rabbit husband asks "how was work?" The suit rabbit pours himself a glass of hard liquor and says "I don't want to talk about it..." He then buries his head in his hands and confesses to his husband "it's just so hard to be both gay and a rabbit in the 1950s."
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 12/08/2026
☺️ welcome to hell. We are all in here.
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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 07/08/2026
Oh, would you be up for Arkham Horror LCG? Hubby and I need victim— more investigators to flush out a four-some.
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