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Matt Bruce

@matt-bruce.cv

215 followers 278 following 365 posts

Jenna's side. Jenna's side. I'm not hearing it, Liz. He/him. Seattle. Curated shitposting. Design Engineering Lead.

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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 23/09/2026

Moomin (Mama?) putting her/their switchblade away, avoiding unnecessary bloodshed.

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 15/09/2026

I was liking @halfmoonjoe.com ‘s latest short and it was at 66 likes and I hit it and then YouTube dropped down a toast that said 🤷‍♂️ six seven and now I’m MAD.

Screenshot of a YouTube short of halfmoonjoe’s. At the top it shows a toast that says “🤷‍♂️ six seven” after I became the 67th person to like the short

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 30/08/2026

This could be us, but you’re playing.

Katie Featherstone, possed by her childhood demon, standing over her partner Micah, during the witching hour.

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 16/08/2026

Uh oh everyone, Barrett and Dee are eating chips and dip in the bathroom together. #bb28

Consent meme:
Top title: "The Myth of 'Consensual' Chips & Dip"
Body images: Barrett Pfeiffer and Dee Valladares consenting to chips and dip. Jun Song objecting.
Bottle text: "Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask? (Jun)"

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 02/07/2026

@halfmoonjoe.com no tab!

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 18/06/2026

Mean to your dad? It’s on sight.

Moonin with a knife. Idk, I don’t know Moonins.

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 12/06/2026

Piggie in front of a TV showing Piggie sitting next to a mug with Piggie on it.

Meme of guy smiling in front of framed photo of himself smiling.

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 01/06/2026

Meme of text that just says Be Gay, Do Crime

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 09/05/2026

I’m catching up on the discourse: @halfmoonjoe.com what if I play on the upper one so that my husband and I can play and cohabitate together? What then?! Also candle present, so thanks.

Photo of two TVs mounted vertically, the upper TV is playing Elden Ring, the lower TV is watching some gay guy on Twitch.

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 05/05/2026

Been meaning to post this for a while, for our wedding save-the-dates and invites last year, I commissioned the amazing @goblinstunts.bsky.social to draw my husband and in the style of incredibly homoerotic 1949 Russian/Chinese propaganda posters when Mao was courting Stalin. They're beautiful!

Husband and I drawn holding hands and a book into the air... I assume the book was a manifesto.

Highly illustrative drawing of husband and I embracing in front of a tree full of fruit and doves.

Drawing of husband and I holding a flag and showing a book.

Examples of the Russian/Chinese propaganda posters from 1949 as Mao attempted to court Stalin. They are incredibly homoerotic.

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 10/04/2026

Ancient lore tweet of “I do not know if this is going to tweet I am talking to my fridge what the heck my Mom confiscated all of my electronics again.”

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 07/04/2026

Farscape mentioned, need to post my photo of all the Rygels I saw and screamed at when I got to tour the Creature Shop earlier in my career.

A collection of Rygel masks and statues from the hit TV show Farscape

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 03/04/2026

She is the moment.

Photo of a water bottle with a trans pride Punisher sticker and a Not This halfmoonjoe sticker

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 13/03/2026

Whelp, snow in Seattle wasn’t on my radar this morning. There’s supposed to be a lake there.

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 04/03/2026

A Pokopia banner that says, “fix your hearts or die”, a like from David Lynch’s character in Twin Peaks: The Return.

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 09/02/2026

The therapy spoon really said,

David Lynch saying, “Fix your hearts or die!”

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 06/02/2026

Screen of Three's Company intro with the music lyric overlaid, "Come and knock on our door"

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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 29/12/2025

Livia Soprano

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 18/11/2025

I don’t care! I don’t care! I don’t care! She hung out with Milo in group chats, stop giving trash people oxygen.

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 06/10/2025

Darby and Alexis performed at my wedding last night and I got to sing a duet with them.

A photo of myself about to sing a duet with Darby Lynn Cartwright and Alexis P. Bevels. Darby is wearing white jeans and a Dan Marino Jersey, Alexis is wearing a gown in the style of Margery Tyrell.

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 25/09/2025

Chris,

dril "you do not, under any circumstances, 'gotta hand it to them'" meme tweet.

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 08/08/2025

I assume Ava won the knockout competition like this. #bb27

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 06/08/2025

I feel like it's this, but the monkeys are equipped with feather dusters.

Simpson's meme of men watching and betting on two monkeys armed with knives fighting each other.

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 06/08/2025

Whenever any HG 1:1 devolves into a "at the end of the day" circular conclusion, this is all I can think of, lmao #bb27

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 03/08/2025

I’m a farm girl *pause* with farm girl grit. #bb27

Meme of L.A. Noire’s Jack Kelso with an unbelieving expression next to the Xbox controller’s X button saying Doubt.

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 02/08/2025

Laura Linney’s character, Hannah, in The Truma Show (1998) holding a can of Mococoa cocoa powder as product placement while she fears for her life.

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 02/04/2025

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 28/03/2025

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 25/03/2025

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 12/03/2025

Parker Posey in White Lotus S3 smiling without recognition.

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 21/02/2025

John Noble?!

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 12/02/2025

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 07/02/2025

Time for a re-read.

Cover of the “fiction” novel Severance by Ling Ma

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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 04/02/2025

My response to the Meta recruiter that hit me up last week:

Hi Daniel,

Apologies for the delay in this response, I was experiencing a very busy work week last week.

Unfortunately, your CEO recently made changes to core Meta businesses that permit users to call me and my husband mentally ill without punishment.

So, no. And never.

Thanks,
Matt

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 03/02/2025

We won.

"Buffy creator Joss Whedon, who also wrote the 1992 movie the series was based on, has no involvement in the reboot. he has not worked in Hollywood in any official capacity since facing a slew of misconduct allegations in 2021."

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 28/01/2025

I just think

Stills of a shirtless James Wolk in Happy Endings

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 24/01/2025

Tony Soprano in the scene where he says, "Remember When is the lowest form of conversation."

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 24/01/2025

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 24/01/2025

Me getting on the LINK at SeaTac and going the wrong direction.

A glamour shot of drag queen Willow Pill wearing her iconic Angle entrance look from Season 14 of RuPaul's Drag Race.

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 23/01/2025

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 16/01/2025

Anna Garcia as Zeke Aaron McKinley in Dropout's Very Important People saying the joke I straight up stole from her.

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 16/01/2025

Ah, well, nevertheless.

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 24/12/2024

Gif of Booth Powers in Tombstone saying “We’ll… bye.”

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Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 23/12/2024

Happy Endings obliquely referencing Tom Petty for this joke always gets me hyped.

Still from TV sitcom Happy Endings with meme generated text that reads, "...that nail salon booth run by Tom Petty's cousin, Manuel: Manny Petty's Mani Pedis"

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 23/12/2024

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 20/12/2024

Still from Dropout.tv show SmartyPants with a comedian giving a presentation, the presentation is titled, “Morning People are an Oppressive Class”.

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 12/12/2024

"Never underestimate the power of an alliteration" - Paris Geller

Screenshot of fictional op-ed text: "that transpired at the Holly Jolly Holiday Hut, wherein Peter Plumpudding pranked Poppy Peppermint, placing a piece of pickled pepper on Poppy's pizza pie, knowing prior of Poppy's profound prejudice against pickled produce."

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 10/12/2024

Bro, this is literally your job:

Soldier protecting a sleeping man meme.

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 06/12/2024

"Can’t hack it in the big city? Gonna move to the Bay Area and pretend that was your dream all along? Have fun always carrying a light sweater.”

Jane Krakowski as Jenna Maroney from 30 Rock.

Matt Bruce @matt-bruce.cv · 06/12/2024

Goodbye, have a good weekend.

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