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Adequate Blue Heron

@matingplumage.bsky.social
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He/Him. Mixdeded. Casts Shade at will. Master of Dungeons. I am the petty guardian who shitposts for love and for justice

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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 12h
I don’t care, I’m calling that vampire show “White we do in the shadows”.
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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
[at a restaurant] Me: Ah, yes. I’d like some Stilton on oatcake biscuits, with some fig jam on the side, and a nice glass of Port. Them: Ma’am, this is a McDonald’s. Me: Oh, silly me! Yes, go ahead and super size it.
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 22h
Holy shit I did not know this Incredible insight into Western Higher Education, going back to Oxford and Cambridge and still seen today from @harikondabolu.bsky.social
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 21h
Peraventure the "humanityes cultivate empathye" defense doth not worke by cause those who trye the hardest to defunde and dismantle the humanityes are activelye workinge to devalue empathye.
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Michael Whelan @michaelwhelan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WAVE (1994) Acrylic on Canvas - 48” x 48” Of all the paintings hanging in my home, this one probably elicits the most comments. #art
An exponential curve expressed as a massive wave of green-blue water that climbs to vertical against a sky of puffy lavender clouds. Light breaks through the cloud cover just over the horizon casting a flat glare across rippling water before the wave climbs. Fin-like ridges emerge running up the wall give the water turbulence and dimension.
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somebody wake up green day
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Michael Whelan @michaelwhelan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
RUN FOR COVER (1977) Acrylic on illustration board H. Beam Piper is, of course, best remembered for the Fuzzies of Zarathustra. My involvement with those books began in 1976 when Ace, guided by Jerry Pournelle, repackaged the two original novels: LITTLE FUZZY and FUZZY SAPIENS. #art #booksky 🪐📚
A white haired man stares down a horned and tusked alien boar-like creature as it prepares to charge. Pappy Jack cradles a little fuzzy alien creature in one hand while gripping a laser rifle by the stock with his other. The beast turns intense orange eyes towards the pack of fuzzies that are panicked and looking for cover. The beast’s intentions are clearly hostile from the bristling of its mane to the set of its hooves on the flora covered rise.
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Dorothy @catandgirl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The past. Sept 25 2018
The past.
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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Float boat float boat float boat float boat float boat float boat!
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm going to tell you a story and then, at the end, I'm going to ask you if anyone happens to have the niche knowledge I need to help... The story begins, as so many of my stories do, in an ancient church in the middle of a city. But it's not now. And it's not hundreds of years ago. It's the 1960's
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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Dr Katie Twomey @k2mey.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
This is quite cool. My university is the first organisation in the world to force Microsoft to allow us to turn off copilot summaries in Word 365, after a backlash against it from staff (including, very vocally, me). That cannot have been easy for our heroic IT people so hats very much off to them!
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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bulldog @harpua.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Incredible lineup of movies at the Hollywood in PDX right now
AKIRA (1988) / KWAIDAN (1954) / GHOST IN THE SHELL (1995)
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 29/09/2026
“If she wants to continue being the Starbucks mascot in the Volunteer State, she’s gonna have to volunteer showing her seajunk to someone who can confirm if and where she has a mochacloaca.”
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Morally against taking an AI ad
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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just a fantastic painting.
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Michael Whelan @michaelwhelan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
KING OF THE DEAD (1977) Gouache on illustration board - 24” x 14” I had the good fortune of working on Elric early in my career. The books by Michael Moorcock have proven to be enduring classics in fantasy. #art #booksky 🪐📚
Elric holds the slender black blade of Stormbringer as he turns in surprise toward a menacing skeletal figure. His gold cloak billows as he pivots, and the gold chain gripped in his other hand slackens as the ruby amulet bobs weightless with sudden motion. Arms flexed wide, the threatening figure grips a black trident. Beneath a horned helm, its skull is set in a deathly howl that exposes its fangs. With eyes flashing, a mass of figures skulk among smooth pillars in the background. Several of the ape-like humanoids flank Elric in the lower foreground.
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Michael Whelan @michaelwhelan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unfortunately, the transparencies in my archive don’t reflect those changes…and the painting sold long ago! Cover illustration for THE BANE OF THE BLACK SWORD by Michael Moorcock (DAW) michaelwhelan.com/galleries/ki...
Book cover for THE BANE OF THE BLACK SWORD by Michael Moorcock, published by DAW Books.
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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Sarcastic Raccoon: Good, Good Meme
ALT: Sarcastic Raccoon: Good, Good Meme
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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just wait until you develop a gallon-a-day kimchi habit.
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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah, it do be good.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 27/09/2026
this is not tiktok you can type difficult topics out in full
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What a great game!
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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oooh. It *IS* time for soup.
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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Starting Tilda Swinton.
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Tilda Swinton's Killer Smirk
ALT: Tilda Swinton's Killer Smirk
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All of these IPs beinge recycled and yet nobodye makinge the Elric of Melniboné showe we all deserve
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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WILD
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
for more wholesome good old fashioned fun, check out my book kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Aaron Bluesky “Enjoy the camps”: i sleep 😴 “Take a dip in the piranha pool”: U FKIN WOT M8 😡 ban time
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 👏 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/things-to-do-32419113
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
get my NEW BOOK 🙌 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
PNW FOLK: northwestmeadowscapes.com?gad_source=1...
northwestmeadowscapes.com
Northwest Meadowscapes Native Seed
native grass and wildflower seed for pollinator conservation, rain gardens, meadows, and wildlife habitat in Oregon and Washington.
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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is awesome.
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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Making more post-apocalypse lesbian bars. I dont know if lesbians will find this as funny as I do.
A bar in Fallout 4. A woman wearing heavy combat armor is behind the bar. 

LIQUOR AND LEAVE ‘ER is emblazoned on the wall in rainbow neon letters. A bar in Fallout 4. (Warwick Homestead) 

In the background A woman wearing heavy combat armor is behind a bar. in the foreground, a large gay man looks at the sign: 
LIQUOR AND LEAVE ‘ER emblazoned on the wall in rainbow neon letters.
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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh hey I made a #bisexual bar in Fallout 4!
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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The reaction skeet i didn’t know i needed.
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol my flight got diverted because of a medical emergency and they landed us in reykjavik in the middle of the night and deplaned us and sent us through passport control and then the crew vanished and then british airways sent us links to book an overnight hotel room but for a hotel at heathrow
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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*scrolls casually* Wait 1/66? *immediately gets sucked in*
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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I, for one, will be interested in how they speak malt liquor.
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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bless you, you crazy kids. This is the most pure expression of D&D. I hope everyone has fun.
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Jack Black's Salute Raa
ALT: Jack Black's Salute Raa
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
r/crafts has banned all Harry Potter-related crafts due to JK Rowling’s anti-trans bigotry, after a 53-41 vote
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From the crafts community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the crafts community
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I want to fly the one with rings real bad.
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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
White noise
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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
GIRLS! Girls! WATCH OUT! Watch out! 🎶🎵 There’s a two-legged animal running about… #fallout4
Fallout 4 (Jamaica Plain Lesbian Bar) 

A dark building with “Girl’s Club” in rainbow neon lettering. The light shining from the inside illuminates a sliver of bar.
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Shoutout to the woman dragging a half naked man through the Ren Faire in chains
FRIENDS FOREVER
SET
INCLUDES:
FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS, FRIENDSHIP ANKLE CUFFS, AND CollAr
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(It’s leather kink gear)More leather kink gear. They’re calling them friendship bracelets A whole whip lol $125
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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Actor, musician. Without whom we’d have no regulators. youtu.be/y05mMRJrUnE
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The Edge
YouTube video by David McCallum - Topic
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Deb JJ Lee @jdebbiel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
another lil tutorial! (1/?)
image of first step of a flat crystalline shape, with a fully rendered one by its side
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