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Dolly Parton's FTM Chaffeur

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just a small-town bitch/livin' in a lonely ditch // call me Pixie // they/them // 🔞 I'm old // @materassassino everywhere else as well

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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 25/08/2026
ICONIC.
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SpooKlu @dededaio.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
love this misty and psyduck tcg artwork... they are swimming together its so cute
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Dolly Parton's FTM Chaffeur @materassassino.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The world is a worse place now Dolly Parton is no longer in it
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted over 332 million books to children under 5 since it was first created 31 years ago.
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Dolly Parton's FTM Chaffeur @materassassino.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
What do you MEAN this is two years old already?! 😭
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Dolly Parton's FTM Chaffeur @materassassino.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 12/07/2026
well okay so the english won against the norwegians but in only a few days theyll have to face the french. anyway thats quite enough about September 25th 1066, lets look at some football news
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Dolly Parton's FTM Chaffeur @materassassino.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Lol. Lmao, even.
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Julianne Dalcanton @dalcantonjd.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Blessings to the person who referred to Haaland as “Norwegian megafauna”.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
never not thinking about this tweet when i look at erling haaland
@ryersonfc

realistically what the fuck are you even supposed to do in this situation id just start crying

quoting a picture of haaland running all scary
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 23/06/2026
Garffeld
Three panel comic of an homage to the first Garfield strip, but Jon is a monk and Garfield is a medieval rendering of a cat. In the first panel, Jon says, “HWÆT, LAM JON ARBUCKLE. I AM A MONK, AND THIS MY CATTE, GARFFELD.” In the second panel, Garffeld is thinking, “ HWÆT, I AM GARFFELD. I AM A CATTE, AND THIS IS MY MONK, JON.” In the last panel, Jon says, “OUR ONLY THOUGHT IS TO GLORIFY GOD.” Garffeld thinks, “FEDE ME.”
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Nate O @nateo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Giving freebies to Burnham right now: introduce major positive reforms to current legislation enshrining and expanding the legal rights of trans people, and while the commentariat go to war against you for something nobody else cares about, implement numerous other policies with no consequence
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Wyatt 🌟 @radiantfinale.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
fenhawke - with the party #da2 #dragonage
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Wyatt 🌟 @radiantfinale.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
fenhawke - a rare day in #da2 #dragonage
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
This, from Amnesty International, tells you all you need to know about transphobic bias in UK mainstream media.

The Corpus Linguistics Analysis shows sustained disproportionate levels of press

coverage of 'trans issues' between 2020 and 2025, averaging 264 articles per month

across the four outlets considered. The bigrams analysis shows that trans people are

virtually invisible in the content that concerns their lives. Top politicians instead recur

regularly, which suggests 'trans issues' have been elevated to key political priorities.
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6480 ☜ @6480.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
"Now here you have what I have earned," Hans whispered into him, "no more than that has fallen to me." #hansry
Digital illustration of Henry and Hans from the game Kingdom Come Deliverance. They are lying in bed together, Hans hugging Henry from behind and kissing his neck. Both of them are wearing simple nightshirts, though Henry is wearing a green hood around his shoulders. He has a brand on his neck, signifying criminal charges. The lighting is a low yellow, like it's early morning or late at night.
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☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️ @schwarz.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Israel is a shockingly racist society, because it has to be to maintain its brutal control over Palestinians. But racism always expands & doesn't have a logical endpoint, eventually you believe the master race is just you personally and maybe your siblings.
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Veronica du Lac (She/Her) @krustyallslopp.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
When class war is being waged by the bourgeoisie it's called the 'natural order of things', when class war threatens the financial, cultural and political dominance of the bourgeoisie, they whine about sectarianism. Lol
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Victoria and David Beckham be honest meme.

VICTORIA: But it is a moon mission!

DAVID: Be honest.

VICTORIA: We are BASICALLY going to the moon, very near.

DAVID: Be honest.

VICTORIA: We will at one point be within 4,300 miles of the moon.

DAVID: Thank you.
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Carausius @carausius286.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
After a hard day delivering chocolate eggs, this Romano-Easter bunny smashes some fat grapes. 🕰️C2nd AD
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spooky gary #TheBurnhamBounce @mgv35.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Im a starving child starving to death and this is the very last thing i have ever read. Gootbye.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 18/03/2026
older i get the more obvious it is that even a modest sliver of power over another person completely shreds the human soul. not sure what's to be done about that "haha" 👍
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
i am NOT an organizer but i do think once the fate of an entire movement becomes attached to one person and one name there's a significant misalignment. you simply cannot trust power to not do the thing it does to people.
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Dolly Parton's FTM Chaffeur @materassassino.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
One page into the first Brother Cadfael book and I'm like "THEY DIDN'T CALL IT A FUCKING CRUSADE AT THE TIME".
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Digitomato🌈🍅 @pomodorodigitale.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Communism
Jessie and James crossing a pickaxe and a spade
(Pokémon)
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Dolly Parton's FTM Chaffeur @materassassino.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Bullying works!!!
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Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyding to Nothing @aylwin.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
This is why you can't vote for any of them, cos even when a Labour MP isn't as big a sack of shit as Wes Streeting they'll come out with ridiculous shit like 'Wes Streeting isn't a massive sack of shit' and either expect you to believe it or even more worrying actually belief it themselves.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Gaza has been struck by a sandstorm of incredible ferocity and scope, and my friend Sama'a needs our help to repair her family's shelter. Please give what you can. chuffed.org/project/157569
chuffed.org
Help Baha and his family rebuild their home and meet their d
Lying on my back feeling helpless and powerless, I decided to tell you my story from the beginning.
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Sinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Blame for this lies at the door of the entire political and media class in the UK, who have gone out of their way to make Muslims targets and scapegoats.
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Podcasting is Praxis @praxiscast.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
7 out of 10 was and remains incredibly generous
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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
whats the point of the Geneva Conventions/the Hague if the UN isn't willing to kidnap US officials to try them for war crimes, a la Mossad & Eichmann. I get they're afraid of retaliation, but why bother prosecuting war crimes if the worlds biggest war crime producer is never prosecuted
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
These files confirm that Mandelson's malign influence runs through this Labour government. Starmer knew exactly the choice he was making when he appointed him. He has to go.
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JT 👻 @jazztee.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
The Labour party could never…
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Wes Streeting would not be able to be an out gay MP if it wasn’t for trans and gender non-conforming people and lesbians abseiling into the commons. Real scum
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Wes Streeting isn’t doing this for the Reform vote he’s doing it because he’s a deeply revolting right-wing piece of shit and questions should be asked about the role of his religion in it if we want to be real
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MariEsposeets @mariesposeets.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Mature art
An alpaca is sitting with sketchbook and art supplies. 
Alpaca: "Today I will draw something NSFW!" 
The alpaca is busy drawing...Alpaca proudly shows finished sketch.
Alpaca: It's a butt!
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
It's always sunny title card that reads "cyberSmith finds out about racism"
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Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Classrooms of children in Iran. Hundreds of people in Lebanon. The ongoing genocide in Gaza. The message from our political and media class is clear: their lives are less valuable than others. Every human being matters, and every human being deserves a life of peace.
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Laura🌹precure propaganda account @laurakristia.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Wokerector yui
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Dolly Parton's FTM Chaffeur @materassassino.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Hope they get her ass
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Dolly Parton's FTM Chaffeur @materassassino.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Smarter people than me have said it: to the Western world, and especially the USA, Arab or Muslim lives are utterly expendable. The 21st century Western world is built on the bodies of millions of non-Israeli Middle Easterners, and selling your country out does not save you.
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CEO of Beckett Mariner @kariizumi.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
The entirety of the UK at this bloke, apparently:
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Clark @clark84.eurosky.social · 06/03/2026
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
That clip of Timothee Chalamet being like “no one watches the opera or ballet” is wild and I am dying over every ballet and opera acct (correctly) being like “we’ve been here for hundreds of years before you and we’ll be here for hundreds of years after you” lmao
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Gato 🐱 @garururuka.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
"Do not forget it, i can remove you from this transaction" goes so hard
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Rivoluzionario della melanzana @caponatacommie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
💯
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Jack Saundrs @jacksaundrs.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Look, it's perfectly clear, they consider every other country a vassal that should pay them tribute or an antagonist. There isn't really any other category you can be in.
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