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Rob 🏳️‍🌈

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"Classic petty gay". Plant botherer. Aspiring retiree. He/him. lnk.bio/rotster

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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 23m
The Iranian Revolutionary Guard’s Special Undercover Dogging Unit. UK believes Iran involved in RAF Fairford incident, Burnham says www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
UK believes Iran involved in RAF Fairford incident, Burnham says
The prime minister's comments come days after the suspects were released on the 'strictest possible bail conditions'.
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 36m
Well it’d already been a week with one thing or another and now I have a sore throat. I have been out for treats and bought… …the first mince pies of the season 😂😂
A box of mince pies
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 1h
Nailed it.
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 7h
Damn you know what else he is the same in as thatcher? Bringing in school guidance that opresses lgbt people Tho this time with actual segregation and conversion practices in the mix What a revolutionary what a guy Ey up
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 9h
Success on this one, though. I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Sep 30th 2026 (Medium), in 03:54 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
cluesbysam.com
Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 9h
Hideously bad, but I got 100 for the one that could have led to the family disowning me if I’d got it wrong. www.maptap.gg September 30 97🔥 83🌟 100🎯 67🫢 77😁 Final score: 812
maptap.gg
🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 10h
Well what a terrible nights sleep that was. I feel like death (barely) warmed up.
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 15h
What?! One of the five men arrested near RAF Fairford called 999 himself www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
One of the five men arrested near RAF Fairford called 999 himself
He made the call almost an hour before a farmer also called police after seeing men in balaclavas.
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 15h
Tonight brought to you (me) by anxiety and sleeplessness. So that’s fun.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 21h
This is the proper use of a Freedom of Information request.
thestar.co.uk
This is how many times council has repainted ‘L’ on Pool Square street sign
Highways teams have attended Pool Square many times to repair the road sign due to a missing ‘L’
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 20h
Right. Bed time. Need some sleep before another day of trying to figure out what the fuck is going on.
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 20h
Seeing lots of differing reviews of Burnham’s speech, but the fundamental problem I have with Labour after the past decade or so is that, whatever they say, even if they say things that ought to be good, they’ve shattered all the trust I ever had in them. One speech ain’t winning that back.
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 20h
This is spot on!
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 22h
Right. Biscuit Week is it. Someone bring me a custard cream. #gbbo
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 23h
Why is this question ‘*How* are you using AI?’? I AM NOT USING AI. Do not assume that I am using AI! AI sucks. I cannot see any moral or ethical case for using generative AI.
NEWS
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Take part in Museums Journal's new survey
Help us build a picture of AI use, attitudes and impact in the UK museum sector
Find out more
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 23h
Ok. This made me spit my tea out. OAKHAM!
#1 for bondage
Oakham
in Rutland

#1 for butt plugs
Oakham
in Rutland
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Italy what the fuck are you doing
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 23h
Dunno why but this picture makes me think of a John Betjemen poem about Slough.
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 29/09/2026
Can you do a course in ‘other people’?, because there are lots of things in the world that I do understand, but increasingly ‘other people’ is not one of them.
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 29/09/2026
Idiots. Idiots everywhere.
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 29/09/2026
You get the distinct impression that the highest priority of both police and journalists wrt this story is to cover their backs and try to make it look like they didn’t completely overreact.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Still putting ‘bomb plot’ in headlines in the glaring absence of any bombs. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Rubio says foreign actor was ‘clearly’ behind suspected RAF Fairford bomb plot
The US secretary of state offered no evidence for his claims, and also said many people were ‘disturbed’ that the five suspects had been released on bail
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 28/09/2026
Just remembered about Trump saying he had had the Fairford Doggers under surveillance for weeks and now I can’t stop laughing.
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 28/09/2026
Hey, The One Show, it is not ‘Bake Off’s Nigella Lawson’, it is ‘Nigella Lawson’s Bake Off’.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 28/09/2026
It really gives the game away when the anti trans orgs are calling the election of the neo nazi party in Germany a "glimmer of hope."
​A screenshot of an online article headline from "Inspecting Gender" by Genspect. The main heading reads: "Germany: A Glimmer of Hope for Sex Realists?" Below the title, the summary text asks: "Is the victory of the AfD in Germany a dark day for democracy or a glimmer of hope for sex realists? By David Allison." The bottom metadata displays the Genspect logo, "5 hours ago," and a "Listen" audio option button. In the top right corner, there is a teal "Subscribe" button alongside a circular profile avatar.
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 28/09/2026
Crikey. I’ve never seen it that low. www1.wdr.de/nrw/koeln/rh...
www1.wdr.de
Wegen des extremen Niedrigwassers im Rhein soll das Lkw-Fahrverbot in NRW ausgesetzt bleiben
Wegen des Niedrigwassers im Rhein soll das Lkw-Fahrverbot in NRW ausgesetzt bleiben. Der Pegelstand hat erneut ein Rekordtief.
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“We’ve got racing from Newton Abbot, boxing from Bethnal Green and all the latest from the Welsh snooker championships. A fascinating afternoon of sport gets underway though with dogging from Fairford.”
Dickie Davies. Absolute king of fucking suave. Fuck you Steve Rider you Aled Jones headed ponce. DD was the daddy and all you Grandstand cunts know it.
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FatGayFriend @fatgayfriend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If it was a HungBritLads production - I will die of laughter.
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 28/09/2026
Dedicated to the residents of Fairford and Whelford. youtu.be/sSaV3YUGiM8?...
youtu.be
Fascinating Aida - Dogging
YouTube video by Fascinating Aïda
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You will never defeat us, small group of half-naked men we found in the bushes
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 28/09/2026
like if you think it’s fly tipping, repost if you bet dogging
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Adam Koszary @adamkoszary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
so confused why the Bodleian is becoming so AI-pilled. When they did the OpenAI partnership I assumed it was the university's wider strategy/strong-arming, but relying on it for exhibitions means it's coming from the Bodley Librarian themselves.
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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
think about all the cool things he could do right now if he was prime minister with a supermajority.
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 28/09/2026
“And now we’re going to talk to Defence Secretary Wes Str….” ALEXA OFF. #r4today
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Ben Ansell @benansell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good thing that this couldn’t have been predicted almost a year ago <runs bitter victory lap> and the government didn’t just blithely carry on doing the same thing. www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/politics/718...
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I keep hoping to see a column from a columnist headlined "Are columnists running out of things to write columns about?"
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Baroness Floella Benjamin @floellabenjamin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today it’s 50 years since I first presented Playschool wearing my blue beads and silver heart. I adore bringing joy into the lives of my Playschool Babies during the 12 years I was on the programme. ❤️
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 27/09/2026
He means ‘cutting’ and through some warped perspective, he really does believe that impoverishing the young is a moral thing to do. Do not vote Labour.
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 27/09/2026
Haven’t looked at the news for a couple of hours. Is Gloucestershire still there or has it blown up?
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 27/09/2026
Is it, bombing brown people for oil?
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wolfken; @stppnvvoelfchen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
erst wenn das letzte Futtermais auf den Feldern verdorrt und der letzte Fluss ausgebaggert ist, werdet ihr feststellen, dass man Reiche essen kann.
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 27/09/2026
I see Chris Bryant has flown into Northern Ireland so that he can improve the current situation by saying vague, non-committal things in Belfast instead of saying vague, non-commital things in Liverpool.
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 27/09/2026
I have a big pot of red pepper and tomato sauce bubbling away on the stove, all made from lovely fresh ingredients. Over the course of the week it will be used on rice and pasta and maybe converted to soup too. Simple god-tier food. It’s a shame Bluesky doesn’t do smell cos it’s amazing*.
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 27/09/2026
But remember also that grannies with cardboard signs sitting doing absolutely nothing are terrifying.
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lmao get em Benali
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 27/09/2026
BBC News on TV seems to be just doing rolling coverage of whatever is going off in Gloucestershire. Haven’t seen a dicky about Drumcree, which also seems rather important.
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A) focused on new builds only. Gross. B) reducing the deposit requirements is trying to work around the fact that the core problem - house prices are too high - is too hard for these bags of wet sand to deal with.
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 27/09/2026
The story here isn’t that the AfD are cunts. We knew that. The real story is the collaboration with the CDU to do this, and that we are seeing the a) collapse of the Brandmauer & b) emboldening of far right elements of the CDU under Merz’s leadership. The story here is that the CDU are also cunts.
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 27/09/2026
The faces of two men for whom everything is going swimmingly.
Photo of Chris Bryant looking miserable with the headline ‘Secretary of state to travel to Northern Ireland’. Photo of Andy Burnham looking miserable with the headline ‘Prince minister appeals for calm’
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