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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥

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Youtube guy, though I mostly travel and teach these days. I wrote a book called "Massage Is Weird."

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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 5h
This meditation on the color yellow is one of the best videos I've ever seen, broadly speaking: youtu.be/IDbNGz0JPxo (also see the videos on hearts, and slugs, and larvae!)
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Why is Yellow Special? Broadly speaking.
YouTube video by Broadly Speaking
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 11/10/2026
In my next life I want to have that kind of confidence. The confidence of the spontaneous rater. I bet he feels so ... unfettered.
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 09/10/2026
noooo I am invested in this squash. I mean, surely not as much as you, but still. I know that squash 😩
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 09/10/2026
An agent of an autonomous restaurant municipality accuses Swan Boy, Noel, and Crystal of engaging in "spaghetti whispers."
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 08/10/2026
OH MY GOD
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 29/09/2026
I feel this down to my marrow
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 28/09/2026
Religion for Breakfast is so good. I want him to explain everything to me
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 17/09/2026
You know, part of me feels like Rona would thrive in Noleador
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ballpoint pen, watercolor, acrylic paint, copic marker, and colored pencil.

A man in a sweater vest carefully walks through a field of wild flowers. He’s concerned about accidentally stepping on his colleague so he calls out, “Don’t wanna stomp ya out. Clap so I know where you’re at.” Beneath the flowers we see a very teeny man, also in a sweater vest, clapping to make his location known. Their plan works. No one is stomped. 

The meaning of this piece is open to interpretation. If we don’t take the scene literally, the smaller man could be a version of the larger man that exists somewhere in his subconscious. A part of him that needs to make itself known so it isn’t forgotten (or stomped out). Artist’s note: I usually start off drawing with no plan to turn it into a “comic” or whatever this is. For this one I started by just sketching flowers. I think originally I had dozens of little creatures clapping before simplifying it into the final version.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In my opinion Democrats get nothing nothing NOTHING by betraying trans people. They hurt themselves with a good deal of their committed voter base, and still don’t get the Republican votes they are so fucking obsessed with winning over. Lose-lose! People hate voting for squishy moral cowards!!
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Flying Raccoon Suit @flyingraccoonsuit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yes Ma'am was a local to us band that was a huge influence on us, this song in particular is a huge part of why our song Vidalia is the way it is. Incredibly sad to hear of Matt's passing, truly a one of a kind voice and talent who will be missed.
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Yes, Ma'am (Royal Street, New Orleans)
YouTube video by Joseph Mikos
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 30/08/2026
Happy birthday, Frank, you are loved. Can't wait to see the new episodes!
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 26/08/2026
Meanwhile I'm just swimming in bingo cards which I did not ask for and do not want. And all the spaces are filled with events!!
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 14/08/2026
How can a song this heinous be this beautiful
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molly taft @mollytaft.com · 14/08/2026
NEW: i dove deep into the plans for several massive power plants being built specifically to power data centers crucially, they're designed much less efficiently than gas-fired power plants that are connected to the electric grid: www.wired.com/story/real-r...
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The Real Reason Data Center Gas Power Plants Are So Dirty
A massive new gas plant in Texas will be built with much less efficient technology than regular gas plants. It’s far from the only data center power project to rely on dirty turbines.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 07/08/2026
What is it about patronizing corpo speak that makes my blood pressure spike
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
everything about this is fake except what i have to pay
anthem EOB
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 02/08/2026
Listen, you might not like it but CueCat is the future. Learn to CueCat or get left behind.
The CueCat barcode scanner from the year 2000
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31/07/2026
leaning back in my chair, running a hand over my chin, tapping on the desk for a minute, then clicking "interested"
experianas 17h

Interested in this post?

Interested / Not interested
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 29/07/2026
Me and the Serta Beautyrest Silver 😩 I don't know where to go or what to do now that it's gone
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
damn!
damn i can't wait until i get stronger or injured!!!
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 22/07/2026
No matter how this goes, Noel will feel vindicated. I am infuriated by this chameleon.
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 18/07/2026
You just know they have a google alert for "patreon quip" to measure the hype and this is all they see
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 17/07/2026
An assault on the senses! Also I swore it was this guy:
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Kung Pow
Alt: A scene from the movie Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 11/07/2026
I didn't know I was capable of this depth of envy
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
In my day, $18 of Taco Bell was enough food to kill you.
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 02/07/2026
Just an incredible sentence
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 28/06/2026
@hellocullen.bsky.social bapples mentioned
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
An America where working people can make ends meet, live comfortably, afford healthcare, and have aspirational lives. But billionaires can’t become trillionaires. That’s the nightmarish dystopia Democratic Socialists envision.
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Steve Brusatte @stevebrusatte.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Scientific American is 180 years old. The most eminent science magazine for the general public. And today, sold off as scrap to stop the staff from unionizing. Many top editors I've worked with for a decade on several articles have been fired. What a disgrace @sciam.bsky.social
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 24/06/2026
You never told us she was a mogwai
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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 24/06/2026
A cartoonist named Daniel "Des" Rolando Sanchez Estrada was tried as a terrorist and sentenced to 30 years in prison for having anti-Trump comics in his car. Prosecutors connected him to a 2025 anti-ICE protest he didn't even attend because he was in the same book club as others who were.
A photo of  Daniel "Des" Rolando Sanchez Estrada, who looks like a cuddly and rad dude, smiling while holding a sketchbook full of drawings of baby hippos.
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 19/06/2026
speculative fiction versus science fiction
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 02/06/2026
Two speech bubbles from the Swan Boy comic: "I actually speak true. I actually speak true as shit."
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
This is great and I won’t trust any politician who doesn’t articulate some version of it.
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 26/05/2026
Oh my good heavens
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 26/05/2026
At the age of 40 I finally found a type of pillow that satisfied my every need. Compressibility, consistency, etc. They have since discontinued this pillow. This and similar indignities will persist until I die 🙂
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 22/05/2026
Best benefit: I'll read the comic when I get a Patreon email, then I can read it again when I see the link on bluesky! I am not being ironic when I say this doubles my enjoyment
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 14/05/2026
I've never had to keep such a secret, it's killing me
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 13/05/2026
She is fetching
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 08/05/2026
Please let us see the Forbidden Charles
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 27/04/2026
I was VASTLY underestimating the horror
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Jhonen V @jhnenvee.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Everything.
A little demonic creature holding a phone, sitting in a chair in a grassy field saying everything’s weird now because it is.
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 18/04/2026
I think they want us to lash out at the screen like a scared animal, thus activating the ads
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 18/04/2026
Incredible!
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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 15/04/2026
Why is this beautiful and poignant?
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/04/2026
this is why there’s been mass revolt and opposition to data centers being built in communities. it is genuinely a health hazard to live this close to something emitting this much sound. these need to stop being built
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