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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥

@massagesloth.com

543 followers 223 following 128 posts

Youtube guy, though I mostly travel and teach these days. I wrote a book called "Massage Is Weird."

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Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 09/10/2026

An agent of an autonomous restaurant municipality accuses Swan Boy, Noel, and Crystal of engaging in "spaghetti whispers."

Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 02/08/2026

Listen, you might not like it but CueCat is the future. Learn to CueCat or get left behind.

The CueCat barcode scanner from the year 2000

Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 02/06/2026

Two speech bubbles from the Swan Boy comic: "I actually speak true. I actually speak true as shit."

Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 23/02/2026

I got an email offering this very thing 🫠 I just can't fathom the idea of anyone actually finding this appealing. Leaving aside the ethical issues, and the betrayal of your viewers' trust... I'm way too much of a control freak to allow a bot to post content for me!

An email that reads: "Ian, saw your Myofascial Swedish workshop for New massage therapists. We can create an AI close of yourself that's identical in look and voice, so you don't have to record yourself anymore and can still grow your IG and TikTok audience with New massage therapists. Mind if I share a few AI-made videos? Let's see if you can tell the difference."

Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 17/02/2026

I wish only to support you in this endeavor despite my utter confusion

Bobby Hill meditating by his bedside

Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 09/02/2026

"There's been a walnut uprising."

Screenshot of an old walnut rancher in a hat appearing at a doorway, from the MST3K sendup of "Touch of Satan"

Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 25/01/2026

very Glep-coded (laudatory)

Glep from the series Smiling Friends, enjoying a coffee and some screen time on his beanbag chair

Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 12/01/2026

Mike from MST3K reassures Tom Servo with the phrase, "little baby short man, we'll see"

Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 01/10/2025

I took this in a bathroom in Venice in 2007. Thank you for your kindness, sharpie-wielding stranger

A door frame with scrawled notes that read, "I'm American - Sorry for Bush" and a response that says "its okay"

Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 01/12/2024

We live with the ape, so when he gets hockey hair, we all get hockey hair.

Pearl Forrester and Professor Bobo of mst3k, both with a glorious 80s mullet.

Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 28/11/2024

Hey uhh how long are you supposed to brown butter for? If someone could respond in the next 30 seconds

Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 12/11/2024

Caught some really good airplane window clouds the other day. If you ever see me spacing out, mentally I am here.

Ian Harvey - Massage Sloth 🦥 @massagesloth.com · 12/11/2024

I'm mostly here to talk about massage therapy, and ska, and flan. I hope that makes sense. I feel like there's a pretty clear throughline.

A partially eaten flan, with one bite held aloft on a fork.