Reposted by MarzipandancerMark Taylor @emarktaylor.bsky.social · 3h⚾ #MLB #Baseball The Chicago White Sox take Game 1! 3458
Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 6hBy executive order, it's no longer the BerenstAIn Bears, that's the other one. It's now the BerenstSIn Bears. Cause it's not fake. 010
Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 8hGuys I’m backstage “working” an HR event for a major corporation… I can’t have BlueSky down right now. I can’t have that happening. Let’s fire up Claude and ChatGPT our way back into Gemini—just fucking fix your site gang. For me. 000
Reposted by MarzipandancerFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026it's called sound maybe you've heard of it 89217
Reposted by MarzipandancerJay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We lost a true warrior tonight, my favorite kitchen spatula for 20 years. Gonna pour one out. 251228264
Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I bought my daughter a whole bunch of stuff to help her stay regulated… I use it all the time. 100
Reposted by MarzipandancerRay @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026*sneezes* oh my bad *peels the wet zyn pack off your forehead* 1234
Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Am I already tearing up about Rick Rizzs last inning as the voice of the Mariners? Yes. Yes I am. 110
Reposted by MarzipandancerHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Tommy Tuberville, we found the furries, they’re at Mar-a-Lago. 73871722230
Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Anyone see an issue with a billboard that just reads “touch my little hidey hole”? 110
Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026FAFO wapo.st/4da9OTDwapo.stShe helped lead a far-right internet movement. Then it turned on her.Amy Dangerfield worked to become one of Nick Fuentes’s model “groypettes,” but a vicious fight left her grappling with the dark side of far-right fame. 001
Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'll say it again: no President has done more to accelerate the adoption of EV's and renewable energy than Donald Trump. It's a shame it was on accident. 020
Reposted by MarzipandancerEl Gato Astronomico @astrocat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026bsky.app/profile/bubb... 132
Reposted by MarzipandancerRory Mitchell @rorymitchellf1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Death, taxes, Stroll has stopped on track. #F1 #AzerbaijanGP 66210
Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Being alive is hard, and sad. I love my kids, I wish I wasn't responsible for subjecting them to this shit. 010
Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Being alive is hard, and sad. I love my kids, I wish I wasn't responsible for subjecting them to this shit. 000
Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Nothing on this, nothing? Has no one heard Peter and the Wolf? I’m right, admit it you cowards. 111
Reposted by MarzipandancerBrent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Lauren Boebert Allegations 1202013480
Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hot fucking take here. The best bad guy them of all time is the wolf theme from Peter and the Wolf.static.klipy.comWolf Red WolfAlt: Wolf Red Wolf 000
Reposted by MarzipandancerBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Do you ever read a series of words 1084053566
Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’m rebranding ice as subcooled phase shifted water so preserve its reputation. 010
Reposted by MarzipandancerSam I Am @i-am-le-tired.bsky.social · 19/09/2026So wait, if you have a minimum wage job you'll have to work approx 2, eight hour shifts to pay to fill your car with gas so you can get to that job. 8293
Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026👋 Sorry to bother you, are you by chance into getting spam dms? 110
Reposted by MarzipandancerJoe Defroster @yodacat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Joining the 27 club would be the first cool thing Ed Sheeran ever did 071
Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Buttholes really get the shit end of the deal. 020
Reposted by MarzipandancerAngelica Shalagina Official🇺🇦 @angel-shalagina.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Right now, my neighbors’ kids are talking about alert levels and what to do when it turns yellow. They said they heard shaheds twice this morning and immediately ran to safety. They’re just kids. It breaks my heart that this is childhood in Ukraine💔 35515
Reposted by MarzipandancerDarla @darlastephen2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Went to 3 different gas stations in Columbia South Carolina today that were out of fuel 🤔 263
Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If this isn’t what the beginning of your pumpkin pie baking looks like, we need to chat. 020
Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hi, my name is [redacted] and I’m about to make some fucking pumpkin pie! My secret: vodka instead of water in the pie crust. Makes it much easier to roll out when it’s ultra cold My other secret: don’t used canned pumpkin guys, it’s not even real pumpkin. I have two more but they’re secret. 010
Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Nothing makes me more anxious than seeing a headline like this in the Washington Post. Makes me think we don’t actually have a chance. All I think is “democrats are peaking too early and will get overconfident and try to appeal to Trump supporters and fuck it up.”wapo.stWhy Democrats are starting to feel bullish about a midterm waveDemocrats say the Iran war, high prices and President Donald Trump's sinking popularity give them a real chance of congressional majorities. 110
Reposted by MarzipandancerTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Jacking off to a beautiful sunset #grindset #hustle #smallbusiness 0394
Reposted by MarzipandancerHarmit Singh Malik @harmitmalik.bsky.social · 18/09/2026KIRO 7 News Seattle is a terrible name for a new orca calf! 751882165
Reposted by MarzipandancerDecoding Fox News @decodingfoxnews.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It just keeps getting worse. The national average for a gallon of gasoline today is $4.46. Diesel hit another record at $6.44 a gallon. This is 100% caused by the war with Iran. @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social should have updates all day. I don't work for them in any way it's just a good resource. 2831659
Reposted by MarzipandancerRandy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 17/09/2026Because of beef prices, I am making sloppy joes with ground chicken, but my family didn't appreciate either of my preferred meal names, sloppy chicks or chicken slops 14580135
Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This isn't the best documentary ever made, but the information is decent. The basic premise is that AI is just an extension of eugenics. Not just a logical extension, but perhaps it's continuation. Worth a watch if you're on the fence about whether AI is a good thing or not. I'm leaning: not.youtu.beGhost in the Machine | Full DocumentaryYouTube video by PBS Documentaries 100
Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It’s comical, but not intentionally. I’m go. I’ll go ahead and put this one on the block list! 000
Reposted by MarzipandancerDemocracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 17/09/2026EXCLUSIVE: For over two decades, the OSCE has sent a mission to observe every federal election in the US. But the regional security organization told DD that it hasn’t received an invitation from the Trump administration to observe the upcoming midterms. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...democracydocket.comExclusive: These international observers have monitored US elections for decades. This time, the Trump admin didn’t invite themIt’s the latest ominous sign that the U.S. is backsliding on democracy — and adds to concerns that the administration wants to undermine the vote. 18240112
Reposted by Marzipandancergwen pepperoni 🏳️⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026ed sheeran is lifting the bestiality ban for supporting acts. 62425417
Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I’m angry and I have no reason for it. I’ve been eaten, slept, no one is being a dick, but everything and everyone are infuriating to me right now. If anyone wants to do a soft reset on me or just a power cycle I’d appreciate it. 220
Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You guys remember Ed Sheeran’s cameo in Game of Thrones? It fucking sucked huh? 000
Reposted by MarzipandancerSeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I don't know if people hate my Dad jokes or just don't get my Pop references. 2194
Reposted by Marzipandancerslop enjoyer @slop.guru · 16/09/2026what the fuck are we even doing anymore 56613
Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The comment sections under a funny video on BlueSky are like a Terry Gross interview of a comedian. [Terry Gross voice] “All of you guys appeared to be having fun and enjoying a good laugh in your recent video. Tell me about what makes laughter important.” 010
