Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 12hAlso it’s “nobody” not “no body.” 010
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 12hI never thought I’d buy merch from an influencer I follow, and yet here we are! Cool shit, I’m buying the freedom shirt. America could use some. 020
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 12hFirst thing I thought of when I heard her talk and saw her hands shaking. Why is she running if she has Parkinson’s? 100
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 13hI think if a car is blocking a rail line then the car should be legally destroyable via train. Just add a cattle guard to the front. 020
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 13hThey’re just the most useful lines. I fucking love the el. Favorite transit system in the US. Not too clean, not too dirty, goes everywhere you want to go. 020
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 13hI want that dude pitching for my team right now. No clue what his stats are, but he looks like a badass. Those glasses are legit, his form is transcendent, and the uni really ties the room together. 000
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 13hMaybe they will be someday. I don’t think one team is enough for an entire country. How about Vancouver too? I’d love to see the Seattle/BC rivalry! I feel like it would be more good natured than say… with Houston or the A’s. 000
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 14hSomeone moving up from AAA is called a rookie 0150
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 18hRussia is Irans friend. America is its enemy. The enemy of my enemy? 2160
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 23hJust to make sure he’s looking at the right stuff. The Christian porn. 020
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Just start replying *egg to every post and learn how many blocks it takes to make you whole. 110
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Black background, yellow text, “BREAKING” and uncited claims. If you or someone you love is struggling with reposting this garbage, it’s time to S.T.O.P. Slop Oh my god Please Wait I forgot the T Post gooder things. 110
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Best I can do is some protein chips and protein cola. 020
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Yeah buddy, all the 300 IQ men driving Teslas out there. Good thing prices are down 700%. 050
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Thank you for adding the parenthetical context. So many people just repost things like this months later and it drives me bonkers. Especially the ones that say “BREAKING” on top. “BREAKING: How many likes for our puppies in blue?” 000
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026They did for me! I bought an EV to replace my old Mazda last year, then my wife loved it so much she got one to replace *her* old Mazda, then I hit a curb going 10mph and somehow that was a total loss so I got ANOTHER EV! It tripled really. 000
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Can’t wait for the Vic Berger in memoriam. Hallelujah! He is dead indeed! 100
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026What’s going on with the last line of the open caption not staying on screen long enough to read it? Is this like an edit of a TikTok? Or is the TikTok crew just looking at the words but not actually reading them? 000
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I always wondered if foot spas were actually for feet. Then I went to pick up some sushi at a place next to a foot spa. A lady wearing…foot spa attire opened the door to let a guy out, and he hopped into a RAM3500. Now I know. 010
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It’s legal where I’m at. It’s great but I consume way more calories in munchies than I ever did in booze. 010
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Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My names [redacted] and I’ve been working for 14 hours straight with no end in sight. 000
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I voted for Hillary and Kamala and I’m demoralized. 100
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’ve always disagreed with the “fuck them all” sentiment until I read this. 120
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026How many tech CEO’s are from Iowa anyway? 111
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m not doing it. I’m just going to enjoy getting older, and shave my head when I start to look like I’m clinging on to what I have left. 010
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Drew the white house wrong! 000
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I want some mango lassi right now. Going to get some. 010
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 03/10/202625% of the pumpkin pies are done. 020
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What kinda magic? Dark? Illusions? Party? 100
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Seems like I made a good choice. 190
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Cream cheese soda… mmmm. 000
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026In my home he’ll forever be known as Ho-see Decked ‘Em. 000
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m making pumpkin pie. I’m making four of them, one for me and three to share. Maybe two for me. I’m making myself four pumpkin pies. 000
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Did he actually say that? A link to the source is a good idea, rather than a picture with attribution. 100
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My daughter and her friends are.., they’re whoever they decide to be. The hardest thing to track is the frequent name changes, and though I’ve heard no official declaration I’d say non binary and bisexual is the most likely descriptor. 100
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I have an unverified email account that’s not attached to my name. If anyone tried hard enough they could definitely figure out who I am, but I like the make believe game of privacy I suppose. I mean… I’ve gotten fast and loose with my rules around posting things that can identify me. Loose lips! 010
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I like being weird without worrying real people will know who I am and I don’t want to get rounded up by the regime for saying anti ICE/regime stuff. You? 110
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I think whatever you want to be called and whoever you feel you are is good for me. I’ll try my best to refer to a person how they prefer. Also, my teenage daughter said her friends have started using non-trinary. Refer to them for details. 110
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m concerned about being linked to saying things against the regime, and I like the anonymity that allows me to be extra weird without worrying about like… my mom or my coworkers seeing. 110
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026PITT: stank if I don’t shower, pretty good with some charcoal deodorant. UMASS: Only if I’m eating a lot of fiber. 010
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Oh we get a choice! I can choose to have Amazon deliver my parcels, or I can choose to shop elsewhere. I choose to shop elsewhere now. 6170
