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maryjblond

@maryjblond.bsky.social
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chicago & NC ✨pfp courtesy of @riotgrlerin not ai✨ mostly chicago stuff, mostly RN again baseball i guess ⚾️ horror & sci-fi 🩸📚 🎥 rockhound 🪨 disc ⛳️ maker/stitcher/crafty🧶 she/her🌈🩷♏️🧢 oh and brain stuff ADHD

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Carolina Forward @carolinaforward.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
North Carolina is home to more than 130,000 American Indians representing eight state-recognized tribes: Coharie, Eastern Band of Cherokee, Haliwa-Saponi, Lumbee, Meherrin, Occaneechi Band of Saponi, Sappony, and Waccamaw Siouan. Today, we honor their living traditions and leadership.
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maryjblond @maryjblond.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it’s this simple we’re alreadywatchin #wnba
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
hows that saying go again? if you go to a place and meet one disgruntled lesbian, you met a disgruntled lesbian. if you meet nothing but disgruntled lesbians, you’re the one disgruntling them
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Nate Pentz @natepentz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hell yea.
Riley ganes: I want to a wnba game in Mpls...it was a bunch of disgruntled lesbians. It felt like the entire arena was booing Sophie Cunningham
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maryjblond @maryjblond.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
bro that was not a microdose lol
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maryjblond @maryjblond.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
hate going to his creepy ass Vivarium by temu™️ subdivision
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maryjblond @maryjblond.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
bro has found my discs 3x 😭☠️😂
turquoise golf disc featuring pizza & hot dog stickers
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026
Holy SHIT he’s Literally Me
An image of Abner Uribe on the mound in Lederhosen 

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Brewers reliever Abner Uribe made a Minor League rehab appearance while Milwaukee's High-A team featured Lederhosen-style alternate uniforms
(via @CMehring)
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 29/08/2026
Technically it's the Big 1,012 now
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Nathaniel Rakich @baseballot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Today in NYC, it’s theoretically possible for a crazy superfan to go to 3 MLB games in 1 day. The Yankees & Red Sox play a doubleheader at 1 and 7pm, and the Mets & Astros play at 4pm. Wish me luck.
A sign at a train station reading “New York Penn Station”
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maryjblond @maryjblond.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
woot carrboro tonite!!
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maryjblond @maryjblond.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
view from the reading nook windowseat 📚
view of bookshelves living room & kitchen from reading book windowseat
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maryjblond @maryjblond.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i am dyyyyyying hahaha
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maryjblond @maryjblond.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@chuckwendig.bsky.social would it be weird if someone showed you pics of staircase in woods at belmont lit fest? asking for me
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maryjblond @maryjblond.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
TIL pooping deer look like kangaroos
A deer crouched buy a tree looks like a fucking kangaroo
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maryjblond @maryjblond.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
yardbirds irl
chickens in the front yard in Chapel Hill, North Carolinachickens in the front yard in Chapel Hill, North Carolina
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maryjblond @maryjblond.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
#wwjd
yellow yard sign asking whose would jesus deport
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you liked the Chicago Rat Hole, you’ll LOVE the Brooklyn Potato Chasm
A pothole full of potatoes
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/08/2026
hey just making sure everyone knows tom hardy put out a rap album where he does the “"now is the winter of our discontent” monologue from richard III in the bane voice on one of the tracks. okay have a good weekend
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maryjblond @maryjblond.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
yay for bus drivers; flustered catching bus from amtrak they just waved me on tysm 💕💕💕
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maryjblond @maryjblond.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🚂 to chapel hill for @sincereengineer.bsky.social tmrw night! sure i’ll keep posting from my mini trip :)
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maryjblond @maryjblond.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
sweats under apricot scarf
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Bill Savage @rogersparkman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
All my Chicago followers: please reskeet this!
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maryjblond @maryjblond.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Little brown snail stretched out on concreteLittle brown snail, pulling itself into its shell Little Brown snail shell 
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maryjblond @maryjblond.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
oh shit i have another one-dentist tho: after failing the hard sell tooth whitening he asked if he could brush my teeth at end of appointment. ew
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maryjblond @maryjblond.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“you’re really gonna call me up here everytime you have a patient you think might code” this hospitalist’s role was to float med/surg floors attending to declining patients to avoid them coding
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maryjblond @maryjblond.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
ffs someone just list states iona signup for usa mfkng today
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Original Berf of Chicagoland @kdc.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I am deeply annoyed today
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 03/08/2026
Everybody Hates Patricia
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Jeff Agrest @jeffagrest.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The Radio Hall of Fame named 9 posthumous “Legends” inductees for 2026, including WXRT’s LIN BREHMER. The ceremony is Oct. 8 in Chicago.
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maryjblond @maryjblond.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
having a rough day, nothing in particular just leaky eyeballs 🥺
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maryjblond @maryjblond.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Jesus figurine in a thrift store with curly hair-really the more you look at it the more it looks like carrie bradshaw’s
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maryjblond @maryjblond.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
could start separate account just posting random NC cemeteries
very old headstones in a cemetery seen through iron barsvery old headstones in a cemetery seen through iron bars
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maryjblond @maryjblond.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
whats this? sexy alexi running for #chicago mayor 👀 @ilsecofstate.bsky.social
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Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I post for the people who grew up wailing “ahhhh! ahhhh!” in perfect time with the lady slumped backward over a gravestone in the Masterpiece: Mystery! opening credits and still do it every single time.
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Edward Gorey's Masterpiece Theater Animation
Alt: Edward Gorey's Masterpiece Theater Animation, first shot is the fancy 1920s people dancing and then we quick cut to the lady with the amazing batwing hat and the magic eye fan holding a shushing finger to her lips.
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maryjblond @maryjblond.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
👑
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maryjblond @maryjblond.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
this sky game is wild gahhhhhhhh
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maryjblond @maryjblond.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
sydney taylor 💛💙 #skytown
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maryjblond @maryjblond.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
trying duckduckgo’s no ai search engine-will update #fuckai
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maryjblond @maryjblond.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no nerd shit.
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Heathers: Great Pâté, Ready for the Funeral
Alt: heathers-one of the parents scenes winona ryder eating pate
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Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley @pressley.house.gov · 30/07/2026
Odyssey this. Odyssey that. We Odyssey ICE abolished.
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maryjblond @maryjblond.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
~3 out of 3 is a bit more believable
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Lady Topham Catt @ladytophamcatt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Now they know they ain’t have to use this picture, but it’s so hilarious that they did
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delco de leche @delcodeleche.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Saw LeBron at Valley Forge, he was looking at one of the log cabins and crying. “The cold, the hunger, the disease, the suffering. They did it all for us.” I put my arm around him and his bodyguard beat the shit out of me.
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maryjblond @maryjblond.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
oh ffs i don’t have a basement wish me luck 🌪️
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 22/07/2026
two legendary vacation spots
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 28/07/2026
It looks like the dog is saying this
A woman and a small black dog are lounging on a beige sofa. Under them is the headline "I had my first alcoholic drink at 16. By 26, I was given six months to live." The dog is looking directly into the camera.
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maryjblond @maryjblond.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
need list of reliable singalong songs for passengers to drown her out
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 28/07/2026
kids, i have something exciting to tell you. I just financed a cybertruck through x the everything app. also your mom left
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