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Dagoth Urlon Musk

@maruhkati.bsky.social
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I virulently deny all rumors that Keening dealt my Muatra a mortal wound.

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Dagoth Urlon Musk @maruhkati.bsky.social · 3h
Got randomly curious about it, so I looked up current prices for a TI-84 Plus calculator. 100 bucks at Walmart. The fucking thing runs on a Z80 processor, a technology which has literally has been around since before Fleetwood Mac dropped Rumours. Obscene.
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Fella Langley 🔻 @violethour.bsky.social · 14h
And yet, this was the moment. This was the apogee. Zenith. This was the Velvet Underground live at the Factory.
Bryan of snarf ☂️ at FS eight hours. I’m so finished with White men’s entitlement lately that I’m really not sad about a two-year-old being eaten by a gator because his 
Daddy ignored science you really think there are no fucking consequences of anything. I got him signed and told you to stay out of water in Florida fuck a sign. I’m sad for the kids other family members, to have to pretend not to hate that dad, and to try to act like it wasn’t his gd fault
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10h
foul balls are a huge concern for major league baseball. fans typically keep the ones they catch, and there's not exactly any good reason to buy a ticket to a baseball game if you have your own baseball at home you can look at anytime you want
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’ve never seen a meme that embodies my very essence before.
YOU TRIGGERED MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE
AND PM A FLIGHTLESS BIRD!
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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 13h
The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 15h
scott baio death note
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Bryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 16h
B1G replay review inception.
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BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 16h
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 16h
DID YOU KNOW: Minnesota football is undefeated since PJ Fleck anointed himself with the blood of one of his players 
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 16h
PLAY PJ FLECK HIS JUG MUSIC
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The Simpsons: Homer's Kitchen Jig
Alt: The Simpsons: Homer's Kitchen Jig
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 18h
When asked his thoughts on the disappearance of Eric Bischoff, Dusty 1. breezes past the question 2. goes on absurd ramble that sounds good until you pay attention to the words he's saying 3. briefly acknowledges the reason he was set up to talk in the first place Classic Dream. Nobody like him.
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 18h
WHAT THE FUCK NO NOOOOO
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 18h
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 18h
Yep. This is why the idea of vaccination being a personal choice is total bullshit. It's just monstrously selfish to not get your shots.
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 22h
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Dagoth Urlon Musk @maruhkati.bsky.social · 19h
aw hell yeah
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 02/10/2026
we’re open for a variety of transportation options that make private corporations money, just not 24/7 bus lanes
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
40-Year-Old Has Spiky Hair
40-Year-Old Has Spiky Hair
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.
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Chérry the Créature🍒 @apuppyisanangel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hot boxing the spice tank sarcophagus from Dune: Part Three would fix me
Spice tank shaped like a rounded, minimalist sarcophagus containing guild navigator edric from dune part three
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LAYZIE BONE SAYS PHIL COLLINS JOINED BONE THUGS-N-HARMONY GETTING HIGH AND BECOMING
PHIL BONE
LAYZIE BONE SAYS PHIL COLLINS WAS SUCH A BIG BONE THUGS FAN HE GOT HIGH WITH THEM AND BECAME "PHIL BONE"
WHYTV
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Brian Merchant @bcmerchant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Avengers: The 120 Days of Sodom
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mon olog @minotalen.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Turns out all we humans need to project psychology onto a machine are a handful of sensors and wires reacting to an environment.
Braitenberg machine 3c developing a system of values from a mixture of excitatory and inhibitory connections
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
what's the charge, pondering a room? a succulent Chinese room?
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
getting mad at the pope for not thinking the chatbot has a soul is easily the funniest thing I've read all week
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 01/10/2026
If you carry out the torture chamber LLM experiments by doing all the matrix multiplications and whatnot with a pen and paper, and you produce, like, “ow ow that hurts”, what exactly is the entity that is being tortured?
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Arden Powell @ardenpowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you think an artist's style looks like AI but you can scroll back through their portfolio and see them doing the same work before 2020, congrats, you're not looking at an AI grifter. You're looking at one of the original victims whose entire style AI stole.
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♡Kate. AI = the real horror 🇵🇸 🍂 @katespeace.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
So many shitlibs yelled at us for telling them how evil Newsom is for months on end and then Newsom goes out of his way to help make this merger possible lol. Congrats on your guy for doing this and boosting Trump further ig.
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Dagoth Urlon Musk @maruhkati.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The rapist has defeated the guy who thinks it's fuckin awesome when kids die of the measles. That's America in 2026, baby.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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Dr Kat Day (she/her) 🎃🌓 @chronicleflask.katday.com · 01/10/2026
Another week, another “we’re vaguely familiar with the basic premise of the story while at the same time wilfully missing the entire point” moment
Screenshot:

Is this a 3D model?
@IsThisA3DModel

80% of the children who accepted Wonka's Golden Ticket died

Josh Daws
@JoshDaws 
Rejecting Al is like refusing Wonka's golden ticket.
Anything you want to, do it Wanna change the world?
There's nothing to it
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Dagoth Urlon Musk @maruhkati.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thursday Night Football: I Just Hope Both Quarterbacks Get Badly Hurt
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bryan Danielson returns to WHAT
Caption of video is cutoff so it says "Bryan Danielson returns to the ring to j o i"
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 01/10/2026
Of course, we can't talk about Bart Batten on the internet, especially on Bluesky, without citing the thing that younger fans probably know him best for: The wonderfully homoerotic May 1984 introductory music video on Memphis TV for the New Generation, his heartthrob tag team with Johnny Wilhoit.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
replying "You mean this?" and attaching an image of something that happens to have the same name as one of the words you said, its portrait orientation and astonishing size eclipsing your original post and banishing it into darkness
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As a transphobic male senator, there is nothing more important to me than protecting women's sports. Here's why it never occurred to me that Jack Smith, a man, would choose to attend a women's college basketball game. by Sen. Eric Schmitt (R-MO)
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Nick Sandwich @bighamsandwich.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A lot of people who complain about teens staying inside on their phones get real unhappy when they have see teens outside not on their phones
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Jesse Sheidlower @jessesword.com · 01/10/2026
Attention everyone I know! Perfectly accurate, no notes. (Forwarded to me; ultimate source unclear.)
Image headlined "WHAT YOUR FAVORITE OBSOLETE ENGLISH LETTER SAYS ABOUT YOU", with thumbnails of MSS focusing on thorn, eth, wynn, yogh, ash, insular G, and long S; each one has the label "You are a nerd."
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 01/10/2026
Wanna feel old? Jason Vorhees’ son is playing for Wazzu.
PAY
CLASS
Junior
HT/WT
5'11", 215 Ibs
KIRBY
VORHEES
AC Washington State Cougars • #9 . RB
BIRTHPLACE
Lutz, FL
Follow
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i've never played minecraft but my hunch is that the frustrations of terraforming and city planning with a playstation controller are not unlike trying to go 10-7 with kenny pickett
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
dropout tv is so real for grabbing hundreds of beavers , fantastic film
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
youtu.be/DjyKT-GScDI?...
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Clerks Animated - Jay vs Dante Hicks
YouTube video by jebakz
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Cadaver Formosus is Already Spooky @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
baby, just say yesss
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Dagoth Urlon Musk @maruhkati.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've said this before, but I grew up across the road from a dairy farm. Anybody who thinks raw milk is a good idea has clearly never stood close enough to a cow to smell it.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 30/09/2026
NEW: California is teeming with black-market dairies, propped up by consumer demand fueled by misinformation. With evidence against one raw goat milk farm, regulators could have sought punitive action. But that’s not what happened.
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A Girl Nearly Died After Drinking Raw Milk. The State Did Little to Punish the Unlicensed Farmer Who Sold It.
California is teeming with black-market dairies, propped up by consumer demand fueled by misinformation. With evidence against one raw goat milk farm, regulators could have sought punitive action. But...
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Voryn Dagoth Ur @dagothurthegod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Dagoth Urlon Musk @maruhkati.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I really have trouble talking about Pac in a way I didn't even about other wrestlers who went before their time. It's just...fuck, what do I say? He was absolutely going to be one of Ospreay's defenses. #AEWDynamite
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Sheryl Gay Stolberg @sherylnyt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My take on yesterday's MAHA Summit: There are now two MAHAs: Corporate, Trump-aligned MAHA and grassroots MAHA, which is being courted by Democrats like @abdulelsayed.bsky.social. He just announced his "Build a Healthier America" agenda. BAHA? www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/h...
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A.I. Is ‘Better Informed’ Than Doctors, Kennedy Tells Industry-Backed MAHA Summit (Gift Article)
The health secretary, Vice President JD Vance and other top officials addressed a conference sponsored by corporations, including A.I. companies and others with business before the government.
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