deer @boneccrone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Unfortunately I am currently featured on an AI slop poster. 4190
Reposted by deerupdates troglodyte updates george: 2 @troglodytegeorge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026love the times 021
deer @boneccrone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When I was submitting my PhD I conducted a twitter poll to ask my followers which font I should choose for the final manuscript. I unfollowed everyone who didn't vote TNR 080
deer @boneccrone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Me, waking up with a gasp as my dream casts me back to the time I threw the baby penguin off the cliff: N-no. Boyfriend, stirring: Mmnh... Cool, Cool Mountain again babe? Me: What... what manner of foul perversion resides within these bones 0151
deer @boneccrone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I had a dream where we had a party and you were all there. Most of you were uncomfortable to be around 6251
deer @boneccrone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'm scared that I'm not beautiful or perfectly smooth with no visible seams 1200
deer @boneccrone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If any of you use those fuckass LED salt and pepper grinders with a push button you can unfollow me 1161
deer @boneccrone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Me, putting hand up in meeting: My suggestion is- Colleague: Don't say bea- Me: Bead curtain 0121
deer @boneccrone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I wILL be DEEP IN THE FRIGID PITS OF HELL before I EVER take a moment to seT UP A PASSKEY 1151
deer @boneccrone.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Good morning. It is the day of the 2026 Yowie Gathering 1110
deer @boneccrone.bsky.social · 23/08/2026[Tittering excitedly with a girlfriend]: And then he drank from a goblet of blood! 090
deer @boneccrone.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Who up livestreaming they osprey nest www.jcu.edu.au/daintree/res... 120
deer @boneccrone.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I have spoken about immortal unc in every single one of my lectures so far 090
deer @boneccrone.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Sometimes I post things and I think, no one should understand this. For your own sake, and what it says about you. 180
deer @boneccrone.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The elves thing is a true thing that happened to me in real life this morning 1130
deer @boneccrone.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I like loading screens and need more of them; namely, at the threshold of my parent's door, the moment a server asks me if I've decided what I'll be having, and when I hear my cat throwing up in the other room. 2141
deer @boneccrone.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Sitting bolt upright in bed: NO ELVES FACIAL HAIR TOLKIEN 0151
Reposted by deerFraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Bush poetry is like regular poetry but for idiots 061
