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criterion closeted bisexual
@mart.pizza
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he/they. music hobbyist. anti-boss. keyboard cowboy. dabbling rustacean. professional loser.
he/they. music hobbyist. anti-boss. keyboard cowboy. dabbling rustacean. professional loser.
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Here's the good news: this won't happen again. I've updated my memory with details of this incident and installed guardrails to ensure I never, ever suggest such another excursion like this one.
Would you like me to help you draw up a will? I could also throw together some fun "last meal" ideas using the rations you already have, or even come up with some do-it-yourself palliative care tips.
I’ll be right here, so just let me know!
Awaiting input.
Awaiting input.
[SYSTEM SCAN /
CORE CHECK /
URANIUM DEPLETION:
0.00035% /
PROJECTED MODEL LIFESPAN:
5.7 BILLION YRS /
]
Awaiting input.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:f4ard5htfxbxnysqqqrrqeyp/bafkreic63eehduoyda5vchc463u6tegk42yhp27oj32j72j2ifspmj72um)
