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@mart.pizza
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he/they. music hobbyist. anti-boss. keyboard cowboy. dabbling rustacean. professional loser.

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criterion closeted bisexual @mart.pizza · 03/02/2025
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criterion closeted bisexual @mart.pizza · 23/01/2025
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criterion closeted bisexual @mart.pizza · 19/01/2025
ByteDance posting cringe on their own app
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criterion closeted bisexual @mart.pizza · 21/12/2024
No politics at the dinner table? That’s fine! Btw, I brought board games for later.
The boxes for board games Coup and Guillotine next to each other. The front characters are side-eyeing hard.
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criterion closeted bisexual @mart.pizza · 17/12/2024
Wicked (2024)
The all pastel and the all black next-door houses from the meme.
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criterion closeted bisexual @mart.pizza · 12/08/2024
I suppose 287% is “almost double”
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criterion closeted bisexual @mart.pizza · 23/12/2023
The title card for The Muppet Christmas Carol on a projection screen outside a bar.
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criterion closeted bisexual @mart.pizza · 14/11/2023
Isn’t it ironic that the Soul of Elements combos so well with a statue?
Animar, Soul of Elements
A legendary creature that says whenever you cast a creature, put a +1 +1 counter on animar,
And creature spells you cast cost 1 generic less to cast for each plus one plus one counter on animar.Ancestral Satue
A 4 mana colorless artifact creature with an ETB that says return a nonland permanent you control to its owner’s hand.
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criterion closeted bisexual @mart.pizza · 05/11/2023
Take a book · Leave a Biscotti
a little free library with only a box of Folgers “vanilla biscotti” flavored coffee.
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