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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Banger unfortunately
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fortune's Weave is worth every penny.
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*SoW, SoV
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Haven't played SoW but personally it's instantly better than 3 Houses
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Digger (2026) is mid but Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave (2026) is absolute cinema
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oppa Gangnam Style
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm 40 movies into the muck this year
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you really want to go through something, may I suggest making one of your title rolls "Contains 'Amityville'"
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tony Chachere's Creole Rat Dust
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My Neighbor Turturro
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Seated for Resident Evil... A respite if only temporary from "President Evil" Donald Trump!
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Second cat psychic here, this is medically true
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
New Carly Rae Jepsen and Beck dropping on the same day is lighting up two sectors of my whole deal
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bernie falling for the AI superintelligence bullshit has some serious confused old man energy
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Watching Ash vs. Evil Dead, which I assume is a legal drama
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"I'm Chinese," Trump told a cheering crowd in Brownswamp, GA. "I'm a farmer. A lot of people don't know that, they don't. I'm from Guizhou province. It's very rural. Very beautiful, but rural, in my town of Wanfenglin. The other day I looked around and I said, My life is really a Big Dream."
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mitigating factors are fake #NothingMitigates
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just beat Alien: Isolation and I'm feeling gratified because I probably only got eviscerated by a Xenomorph dozens of times, not hundreds
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Insurance mascot Liberty Biberty has been found deceased in a Miami hotel room
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
(Slapping the top of a Righteous Endeavor) This little beauty can bear so much fruit.
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hey dude nice albatross. Where'd you get it? The Burden Store?
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Transmission received from deep space, the Avuncular Rim. This is first contact with life outside our atmosphere. Computer, translate. Translation complete. Computer, please read transmission. "And twiiiiiiiins"
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
if you watch the screensaver long enough, they show you the kid whose suffering makes roku city utopic
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Shakespeare? That's just bardslop.
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
(Watching the ocean of Solaris resolve itself into a formation in the unmistakable likeness of Peter Griffin) Holy crap
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
(Freddy Mercury voice) Good Old Fashioned Uncle Boy
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
(Skeleton John Cena in China) Bone Chilling
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Soup can be contentious
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I don't know why I'm crying in the Wonder Emporium rn
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
They're killing your son in the QTs over on Son Murder Twitter
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That's what I'm saying. And what's more, it's not even a creature that appears in the film
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#Last4Friday
Buddy (4/5)
Amityville Poltergeist (1.5/5)
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (5/5) (rewatch)
Nightborn (3/5)
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Obama Trismegistus
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Gronkina
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I don't need to be shamed right now
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yeah sorry
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Got my dick stuck in the Antikythera mechanism
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Drinking a Coca Cola Zero Sugar and seated for "Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma" (2026)
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm feelin like the white Dagwood Bumstead
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I don't know what a spreadsheet is and I'm not interested in learning
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 21/08/2026
It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Now this is podracing
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm hugging Rollo too
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm betting it all on "Hug"! Get in here buddy
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Dealer's Choice
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Come to the Charlotte airport in the next 4.5 hours if you want an ass kicking
I'm looking imperious but sleepy
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If this hotel is gonna keep putting perrier in the mini fridges in this conference room I'm gonna keep chugging it
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Tony Soprano trying to remember Léa Seydoux's name
A street sign for North French Broad Avenue in Asheville NC
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