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I do it for the girls and the gays that's it

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
This is his time.
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piper! @captyns.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
inside
Acrylic pen drawing of my sona piper with a white star carved out
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Antonio G. Di Benedetto @superantonio64.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Registered for my first half-marathon, scheduled for a month before I turn 40. Is this an early warning sign of a mid-life crisis?
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
ⓘ Tip: You may 𝗸𝗶𝘀𝘀 the top of a 𝗸𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 to get 𝟭 𝗽𝘂𝗿𝗿 from the 𝗸𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀.
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: Omni Man and Invincible are floating in the sky. Two fighter jets are flying nearby. One is labeled "double" and the other is labeled "float". Omni Man is labeled "Mathematicians". Panel 2: Omni Man / Mathematicians turn to Invincible and say "Look what they need to mimic a fraction"
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 21/07/2026
yin and yang with the light side captioned we're so back, the dark side captioned its joever, the dark dot captioned it is what it is and the light dot captioned fuck it we ball
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
every time you write overly defensively you should remember that you are pursuing a strategy of writing careful sentences specifically for people who demonstrably either won't or can't read them
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Lu @luciluneon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
No one: The menacing chain chomp:
A dog with his teeth grinned but he's only orb shaped with a little bit of his tail sticking out
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Rob Husberg @artofrob.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
“Shadow Walker” Available as a giclée art print in my Etsy shop! Find it here: theartofrobhusberg.etsy.com/listing/7950...
“Shadow Walker”
giclée print

It’s nighttime in an atmospheric hidden alcove of an old park and a black cat is slinking across the top of an ornate park bench. Through the surrounding dense foliage lamplight shines upon the cat, casting the cat’s shadow along an ivy covered wall behind the bench. 

I actually witnessed this scene on one of my many moonlit nighttime sojourns. The cat didn’t like my staring and quickly ran away. It is rendered in black ballpoint pen.
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Maple @maplefields.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
We’re so back
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Tom the Event Horizon superfan @kilpacktom.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Don't get tricked into seeing the wrong movie this weekend.
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Wolf @wolfdetergent.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Mine, all mine
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Potoh @potoh.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
A jungle for the house tigers. #caturday
Digital illustration of a living room filled with various houseplants. At the center of the image stands a green striped couch with a moss carpet in front of it. It has a yellow blanket with a cirlce pattern thrown over on the right side. On the left side of the couch lays a black cat sleeping. On the back of the couch sleeps a grey fluffy cat. Above the couch is a shelf with a calico cat sitting on it, ready to throw down one of the plant pots. Top left of the image a tuxedo cat is hanging from a string and holding on to a hanging plant. To the right side of the image a striped cat is sleeping in the pot of the big plant.
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KASETTETAPE @kasettetape.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
my god i need to hit a fucking baseball again
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FuzzWolf 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzwolf.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Saw this meme and I did it. Opening line to Neuromancer.
Centered text reads “The sky above
the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel”

Below are 3 versions of the same cityscape labeled 1985, 2005, 2025 with the background changing from grey static, to solid blue, to streaming service logos.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 25/04/2026
After watching roughly three hours of youtube videos about beast games it is so funny that this week's taskmaster almost literally had a "what if one of the beast games was good" task
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
this is my resume
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Tom the Event Horizon superfan @kilpacktom.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I haven't acted in years but this short was too much fun. I supplied the *ahem* props at the end! www.youtube.com/watch?v=vema...
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VPBC Final 2
YouTube video by Gregor Mahon
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Sasha the Stoat 🖋️ @sashastoat.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I have this traditional sketch from @mangopopart.bsky.social framed.
A traditional inked bust of Sasha, mostly black and white with a splash of orange in the background and in his irises. He has a smug grin, and his hand is raised near his cheek. Drawn by Mangopopart.
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Black Cat Pencil @telekt04.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The knocking life continues to harden with Bea Santello... #NITW #nightinthewoods #BeaSantello
I've tasted 9-5 and I've tasted unemployment I recommend not being born...
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Angie @charmwitch.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Ah yes, that refined Seattle tap water
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Ya’ll, I took the new train into Seattle, and met another trans girl who was also excited about the fact that we have the world’s first (technically second) train on a floating bridge and my wife called it the Trains Day of Visibility.
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
A lifelong dedication to Going On The Computer
Me at around 14ish years old, in a home office in front of a CRT monitor
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The Verge @theverge.com · 31/03/2026
It's Trans Day of Visibility, so we've made our special series about being trans on the internet completely free to read for everyone, forever. www.theverge.com/cs/features/... Here are a few stories from the collection:
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Joy 💖 𓅓 @shammy.tv · 31/03/2026
happy trans day of visibility gamers
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phil @philjamesson.com · 28/03/2026
i think it's beautiful that no two hex wrenches have ever been the same size. embrace your individuality! ✨✨ enjoy your devoted lifelong relationship with a bolt that measures 23/128"
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
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Shane @incompleteness.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
David Roberts - the U.S. is basically aligning itself as the last big petrostate. And will go down with the fossil fuel ship; and China is aligning itself as the first electrostate. It is rapidly electrifying its economy, dominating the technology, supply chains, world markets, everything
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Keter-Class Kobold @koboldred.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
(post from scarhaver)
I think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and I think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes
the rattlesnake is an admirable creature whose virtues we should emulate
(reply from nightmarecleric)
this post reads like a drunk text you'd receive from a werewolf
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
You shiver, and the city shivers with you.
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Ryan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
When I moved to Seattle in 2006, there was no regional rail connection to anywhere. In two days, we open a connection that unites TWO LINES together into a full network. Progress is possible.
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Dune time among us again.
Dune yo mom, and yo dad.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
by Shari Vincent
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Just the story of his name is one of the coolest things of all time
think about my father being called
"boy", my uncle being called "boy", my brother, coming back from Vietnam and being called "boy". So I questioned myself: "What does a black man have to do before he's given respect as a man?" So when I was 18 years old,
when I was old enough to fight and die for my country, old enough to drink, old enough to vote, I said I was old enough to be called a man. I self-ordained myself Mr. T, so the first word out of everybody's mouth is "Mr."
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
YOU - Yeah, we're f****ts, got a problem with it?!
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 20/03/2026
The end of consensus reality continues apace. Again, I think this feeds into what I was saying about DLSS yesterday: the idea that you're looking at "real" data continues to erode.
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Jorkin B Peanitson @bonerman-inc.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
googoo dolls iris voice
"dune" poster from the dune font logo poster generator but it has bastardised "googoo dolls - iris" lyrics on it. "and i don't want the worm to see me - cause i don't think that they'd under sand"
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Maple @maplefields.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Anime villain: Oh, you have PRONOUNS? *evil laugh* Those are amateurnouns at best.
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
A rogue AI agent’s actions led to my insta search looking like that, babe.
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tasha ✨ @plushie.gay · 18/03/2026
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Litterbox Comics @litterboxcomics.com · 17/03/2026
What a time to be alive!
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elebant @elebant.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
im feeling so moomed rn
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Robin-Yann Storm @rystorm.com · 14/03/2026
Youtube thumbnails from ancient times
a YouTube thumbnail saying 'ee-nasir gets copper complaint' with a red circle and red arrow, and the big face from the quoted post
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Robert / Zeboyd @zeboydgames.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I've owned a PS1, PS2, PS3, PS4, and PS5. I owned a PSP Go. I owned both models of Vita. I even briefly owned a second PS2 for playing import games. Sony, you gotta give me a reason to buy your next system and "We're firing every studio that makes games that you like" ain't it.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
SHIVERS - GO TO THE CHILDREN OF THE BIG SEA. RHETORIC - The big sea…The Big C? That can only mean one thing - Communism. YOU - Yes, Comrade Zephyr. I shall find them. Girl Child Revolution and Girl Child Communism! SHIVERS - BOY CHILD FREEDOM. BOY CHILD JUSTICE.
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 13/02/2026
one of the most frustrating things about there being “no jobs” is that we all walk around and see the work that needs to be done. our cities are crumbling, our people need help, our world is dying. there’s so much work to be done, if only it were good for the balance sheet
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Joy 💖 𓅓 @shammy.tv · 17/02/2026
get fucked up when i see an actual celebrity of any degree on this website. what are you doing on furaffinity 2, ken jennings?
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