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Maple

@maplefields.bsky.social
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I do it for the girls and the gays that's it

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Maple @maplefields.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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Maple @maplefields.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Environmental storytelling
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Maple @maplefields.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Never talk to me or my son again
Kendrick Lamar on stage in front of a giant silhouette of a car covered in a red cloth
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Maple @maplefields.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Me and who
Photo of a sticker set of two anime style girls, one of whom is holding a fluffy white cat
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Maple @maplefields.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Spending an hour waiting for the dinner that they get at the exact same time, every day, without fail.
Two cats in a dining room, both staring at the camera. The brown cat is sitting in front of a microwave, the black cat is loafing on a table.
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Maple @maplefields.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Wow, macOS' built-in look up feature will apparently pull things from Urban Dictionary, giving you some ✨spicy✨ definitions.
Screenshot showing a Slack message reading "I've narwhalled" it. "Narwhalled" is highlighted, and a macOS pop-up shows a definition from Urban dictionary that reads "verb when a male has an apadravya or reverse PA genital piercing and removes the jewelry before ejaculation and he shoots out the top of his penis"
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Maple @maplefields.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
25% of the way there.
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Maple @maplefields.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Text message reading: No matter who won a Grammy, I think tonight just proves that we're all winners because of just how good a year for music 2024 was
Except for Drake lmao what a loser
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Maple @maplefields.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
The main thing I learned looking for a picture of me in a different era was that I've been Like This for a long time
Picture of a young person sitting on a desk giving a thumbs up. They're behind a computer monitor displaying a Premiere Pro timeline
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Maple @maplefields.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
POV: you're setting up a new computer
Screenshot showing eleven emails from Google with the subject line "Security alert"
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Maple @maplefields.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Loaf
Photo of a Siamese cat sitting on a stool. His legs are tucked under his body, making it look like he doesn't have any.
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Maple @maplefields.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
She's so real for this
Screenshot of a YouTube thumbnail, featuring a woman sitting in a pioneer style room. The video, which is 9 minutes and 51 seconds long, is titled "my favorite types of gay porn," and is uploaded by musician Ethel Cain.
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Maple @maplefields.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Oh boy we're doing concert photos? Aaron West and the Roaring Twenties A Day to Remember Eden (twice)
Photo of Aaron West and the Roaring Twenties performing on a small stagePhoto of a singer in the distance. In the foreground, a person sitting on someone's shoulders wearing a shirt that says "Fuck you from Florida" is filming himPhoto of a singer on stage, bathed in green light, with his hand raised. The silhouette of a raised hand from the crowd is in front of him Photo of a singer holding a guitar on stage. He is in shadow, surrounded fog and starry lights
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Maple @maplefields.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
My boy
Photo of a cat smiling and squinting its eyes
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Maple @maplefields.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
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