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Umarell Roan

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Emma Bianchi 🍉🌈 @cyclartist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Today and every day, but especially today, free Palestine 🇵🇸✊
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
leonardo dicaprio just broke up with 9/11
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Comet Pizza didn't actually have trafficked children in the basement but Brian Thompson did make $10M a year innovating ways to deny people medicare coverage. Hope this helps.
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Nate Bethea @inthesedeserts.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
When they play Steve Earle's "Feel Alright" in the montage closing out the last episode of The Wire S2 it lands hard as fuck. Especially the harmonica part. What the hell
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Overnight Oats are an easy way to start your day with something cold and clammy, a textural nightmare, a sensory prop labeled "iced brains" in a haunted house
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Emily (normal NY version) @emkultra64.com · 24/07/2026
having spent more time looking at Instagram i have finally seen the epidemic of ppl saying "POV" for things that are not POV. if u want to avoid this mistake remember this new rhyme i just made up: "If the camera is me, that's my POV" there's no second part because that's literally all it is
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
1000x this
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 16/05/2026
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The billionaires should get on their knees and thank us that all we’re asking for is higher taxes and not guillotines
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Umarell Roan @mantodamaurova.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Oh come on, Linux doesn't suck. You can easily do [thing you want to do] by following these simple steps: [list of unknown commands to paste in the terminal]
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Umarell Roan @mantodamaurova.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
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kate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 05/03/2026
it is insane how evil the tech industry is like we need to do something about these people
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school
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Umarell Roan @mantodamaurova.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
@ciaran.operationglad.io how do I make this at home? Because I feel like this will cost me 20 euro, in typical Amsterdam fashion. www.instagram.com/reel/DRvDY7U...
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IRISH CHINESE AMSTERDAM (SHAM WOK) on Instagram: "Introducing… SHAM WOK! ☘️ Amsterdam’s first ever Irish Chinese takeaway. With our first ever pop up this Sunday. Catch us at Westerpark Sunday Marke...
1,377 likes, 76 comments - sham.wok on December 1, 2025: "Introducing… SHAM WOK! ☘️ Amsterdam’s first ever Irish Chinese takeaway. With our first ever pop up this Sunday. Catch us at Westerpark Sund...
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Umarell Roan @mantodamaurova.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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Umarell Roan @mantodamaurova.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen - X-Mary - Lightning Bolt - Ty Segall - Courtney Barnett - Mac DeMarco
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jonty @jontyscorner.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
A political aide leans into whisper in the ear of George Bush he says 'a second amendment has hit Charlie Kirk'
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 10/09/2025
don’t forget to leave out a cup of jet fuel and a plate of steel beams for george bush tonight <3
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Emma Bianchi 🍉🌈 @cyclartist.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Protest needs to be disruptive. The Basque people showed us today: There is no normal race possible here as long as a team that is used by its owner to sportswash a genocide is competing. Since no riders were harmed, I am in full solidarity with the protesters #LaVuelta25
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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Mayor Pete YouTube thumbnail "Uber driver sucked me off??"
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⚠️ eve g ⚠️ @evegwood.com · 30/07/2025
horrible accident at the recap factory. no one can tell us what happened
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Nate Bethea @inthesedeserts.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I find it bizarre that we're forced to accept live-streamed genocide and are told that it's illegal to be opposed to it, but anyone who says the obvious about these guys is at best putting their account at risk and at worse potentially facing legal charges. and the obvious is: we need to kill them
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Ton Vilalta @tvilalta.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Això és (suposo) una esplèndida idea. Però algú m'explica per què el "consum de territori" només és un problema quan s'hi volen instalar renovables? Polígons industrials, habitatges turístics, centres comercials, tot això es construeix fora del continuum espacial.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
It's crazy how Iran has, according to Israel, been weeks away from building a nuke since the mid 90s but never finished. Almost like Israel is just lying its ass off to find another bullshit reason to bomb more people indiscriminately
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Zeteo @zeteo.com · 03/05/2025
“The world cannot silently just watch while this humanitarian crisis is happening & this siege is also, of course, a continuation of many, many decades of illegal occupation.” Zeteo contributor Greta Thunberg explains how Israel bombed a Gaza Aid ship w/ drones w/ humanitarian volunteers on board.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 03/05/2025
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
the "stop doing math" meme except it says "STOP DRIVING CARS". the meme reads:
* PEOPLE WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ISOLATED IN CAGES
* YEARS OF CONSTRUCTION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for building ONE MORE LANE
* Wanted to travel large distances anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "TRAINS"
* "Yes please give me NO GREENERY. Please give me INFINITE PAVEMENT" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what Civil Engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the concrete and asphalt we built for them
(This is REAL Civil Infrastructure, done by REAL Civil Engineers):
? [Image of the infamously hideous Breezewood truck stop]
?? [Image of a gigantic mega parking lot with thousands of cars]
??? [Image of the infamous I-405 gridlock photo with tens of thousands of cars not moving]

"Hello I would like [Image of a graph of global surface temperatures] climate please"
They have played us for absolute fools
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
not having the AI convo anymore i’m just sending people this
tweet by @peterokii: “oh poor baby
do you need the robot to make you pictures? yeah? do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? you're a moron?? do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife??”
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midwest BMO @gendermarxism.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
once again I must remind all my new followers 👇🏽👇🏽
big red text 

EVERYONE GET COMMUNIST NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
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Ian Karmel @iankarmel.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Honest question, @InternetHippo
I'm not a political expert but if you eliminated hamas but killed my whole family in the process my first move would be to start hamas 2
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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Just saw someone on Insta refer to spaghetti all'assassina (assassin's spaghetti) as "spaghetti Mangione" and yup, that's what it's called now.
spaghetti all'assassina
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France Blocus (Iel/Elle) @belovedyemaya.blacksky.app · 09/01/2025
Même les espagnols ont tenu à lui rendre hommage 💀
Meme en deux images. Le texte est en espagnol.
A gauche on voit une bouteille de shampoing de marque "Elvive" de L'Oréal (se prononce "Èlvivé", comme "Él vive" ("il vit" en français). A droite on voit une photo de Jean-Marie le Pen. Au dessus il est écrit "él no" ("lui non" en français)
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